The New World, brunchtime. - Reclusive American pirate, and erstwhile Captain of HMS Buggerall, Morse has been spotted by SI6 (Spoof Intelligence 6) agents skulking around the fringes of satirical website theSpoof.com. Since the rip roaring succes...
It all started off on TheSpoof.com, a a UK based satirical website. A diverse group of contributors banded together to produce the now legendary 'Below Decks' Pirate story collaboration. Before long, everybody who was anybody in the glam world of...
Police Inspector Earl Smyth will never forget his first Pirate Intervention Class at Our Lady of Mercy High School as a young police rookie. "There I was with all my pirate paraphernalia and every time I said something I was met with laughter." Ma...
In Somalia, pirate geeks from the Pirate Bay company have stormed an American oil ship, demanding access to all their videos, MP3 files and other media. Traditional booty-seeking pirates have troubled the Indian Ocean around East Africa for many...
A court in Sweden has jailed several people behind The Pirate Book (TPB), also known as Below Decks, the world's most high-profile pirate-themed collaborative story, in a landmark case. The writers were found guilty of breaking decency laws and we...
In a surprise announcement today, government minister for drug awareness, Lord Grasp-Straw(35ΒΌ) publicly voiced his support for a potential plan to counter the threat of African piracy by utilising the characters and hardware from the various 80's gi...
Paris, France - Nicolas Sarkozy, the President of France, made a speech in which he declared that his government surrenders unconditionally to Somali pirates. "You may take our women. My wife, for example. You may definitely take her. Our baguette...
In a completely unexpected statement from the UK today it has been revealed that several UK commentators have advised Somali pirates to not, under any circumstances, attempt to tackle the US Navy Seals in any form of revenge attack, following the kil...
The US Navy Seals today announced in the clearest possible terms that they are not about to take any crap from Somali Pirates. Somali Pirates commandeered a Maersk Line ship and pointed AK 47's at the head of Captain Phillips, at which point the N...
US Navy and Federal Bureau of Investigation hostage negotiators appeared to have made every effort to reach and communicate with the Somali pirates who are holding an American Merchant Marine captain hostage on a life boat in the Indian Sea. That is...
Following the heart-stoppingly scandalous revelations that website Scunt has been nicking stories from classic spoof website TheSpoof.com, the group of scurvy seadogs who united to bring you all the 'Below Decks' saga has vowed to set the record stra...
Israeli pirates today hijacked the U.S.S. 'America', as it sailed pointlessly round and round in circles in the Red Sea, as it has been doing for the last 45 years. The pirates' leader, 'Black' Olmert, said: 'It was easy! We had lured the 'America...
MSN - The pirates are often from TheSpoof.com, a website riddled with poverty and corruption. (Search for more on TheSpoof.com pirates.) How modern-day pirates strike: Plan and prepare: TheSpoof.com pirates have money and spies in ports around the world to learn ships' travel plans, typically using page three girls. They also use high-tech gear such as transistor radios, mini-maglites and op...
The pirate standoff in the Indian Ocean just off the coast of Somalia has degenerated into world wide protest of which has not been seen since the 60's. The leader of the pirates is none other then the famous Jack Sparrow who is remembered to have b...
(Anaheim-CA) The happiest place on earth, proved it's not immune to ships being taken by real pirates. Thursday, taking a cue from Somali pirates who boarded the United State flagged ship "Maersk Alabama", employees dressed as pirates seized a boat i...
LITTLE DINGY, Somalia - According to our secret but reliable military intelligence source, minutes ago, US Navy frogmen wearing carbon dioxide scrubbing re-breathing equipment and oxygen to avoid betraying their location with bubbles, used spear guns...
Let's take a short trip into fantasy land for a moment- let's imagine what the world would be like if George W. Bush and his cronies had actually put the Social Security funds of this nation into the stock market like they wanted to. What would our headlines be like today with the near-depression levels of our economy? Where would our elderly citizens who depend on it for their survival be today?...
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