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Funny story: In The SpoofLight: Dr. Raymond Lewis McKinney

In The SpoofLight: Dr. Raymond Lewis McKinney

31 Nov 07, EFFINGHAM, GA, USNA-- For many years, Dr. Raymond Lewis McKinney was an apathetic voter busy struggling to make a living in the cutthroat field of nuclear physics, until he discovered a presidential candidate that inspired his passion, commitment and servile devotion: namely, himself. "Ray" had dreamt the impossible dream, and windmill owners have feared him ever since.

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Funny story: The Meaning of Life: The Disturbing Truth

The Meaning of Life: The Disturbing Truth

German philosopher and physicist Hans Dirti has recently produced what may be the most frightening yet accurate theory on why the universe exists, and how.

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Funny story: Particle Physics: Is It Fun?

Particle Physics: Is It Fun?

We report on a recent seminar given at FermiLab by the acclaimed particle physicist, Prof. H. Wonky Legg, the content of which will allow you, the reader, to judge whether particle physics is fun, or just downright daft.

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Funny story: Cuddle Cat - The Most Famous Cat in Quantum Physics

Cuddle Cat - The Most Famous Cat in Quantum Physics

If we learn something new everyday - then today we may potentially learn everything. The "Theory of Everything" (TOE) is now out of the bag - or more accurately out of the box...all thanks to a mangey feline called Cuddle Cat.

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Funny story: Stephen Hawking: "Call me rap master Steve-E-STEVE."

Stephen Hawking: "Call me rap master Steve-E-STEVE."

(Cambridge-England) It was to be another lecture by noted theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking. But the familiar synthesized voice uttered an unanticipated phrase. "You can't touch this." After which, MC Hammer's 1980's rap cla...

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Funny story: New String Theory: The Universe is Made of Duct Tape

New String Theory: The Universe is Made of Duct Tape

Hardly University's finest have won a Nobel Prize in physics for their newest paper, "Tape it Up," which explains the ultimate theory of life, the universe and everything. Atoms and the tiniest particles known are not made of indescrib...

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Funny story: Kerry Wants To Become America's First Inverted President

Kerry Wants To Become America's First Inverted President

GREENVILLE, Mississippi (FP) -- Democratic presidential hopeful John F. Kerry made a startling announcement yesterday. What he is proposing not only defies the laws of logic, but would also defy the laws of physics as well.

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