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Funny story: Over one's dead body!

Over one's dead body!

Buckingham Palace - (Wall St Crash-for-Honors Mess): The Queen has had a funny turn after hearing slippery New Labour bumbandit Peter Mandelson has somehow got himself a life peerage without the usual £250,000 bung to the Puppet Throne. Mandelson,...

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Funny story: Mandelson to study Form Filling

Mandelson to study Form Filling

Peter Mandelson is to take an intensive course in filling in Mortgage Application Forms before taking charge of Britain's economic crisis, a Westminster Aid revealed today. Mandelson was formerly employed as the Child Catcher in Vulgaria before b...

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Funny story: "Free Peter Mandel-a-son" song rockets to No 1 in charts

"Free Peter Mandel-a-son" song rockets to No 1 in charts

The song which was responsible for the return of Peter Mandelson - "Free Peter Mandela Son" by Jerry Dammers and his Coventry-based group the 'Special AKA' - has shot to number one on both sides of a local record store in Hull. Originally titled "...

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Funny story: Brown Ministerial Reshuffle: Hellboy Returns to Cabinet

Brown Ministerial Reshuffle: Hellboy Returns to Cabinet

Gordon Brown is expected to complete his ministerial reshuffle later, with New Labour's notorious Scandal Kid, Peter (watch yer arses) Mandelson, returning to the cabinet as head of the Ministry of Corruption, which is to be relocated to the Millenni...

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Funny story: Lord Mandelson of HMP Broadmoor assumes seat

Lord Mandelson of HMP Broadmoor assumes seat

London - (Saggy Ass Mess): The fetid love-child of Princess Margaret and Ronald Reagan has been invited to take up his rightful seat in the House of Lords as a cross-bencher on the Real IRA side of the upper house. Peter Mandelson, 69, is a former...

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Funny story: "I was Brown's Bitch for 10 Years," Claims Blair

"I was Brown's Bitch for 10 Years," Claims Blair

Now unshackled for the first time from the decade of abuse he endured in his fairy tale marriage to Gordon Brown, Tony Blair has revealed the real truth behind the closed doors at Number 10 (and 11), Downing Street exclusively to the...

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Funny story: Princess's son court bid fails

Princess's son court bid fails

Royal Courts of Justice, London - (Ass Mess): A man claiming to be the illegitimate son of Princess Margaret and Ronald Ronald Reagan has failed in his court bid to get a slice of her estate and that of the Queen Mother.

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Funny story: Blair Selects Wedding Party Members

Blair Selects Wedding Party Members

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - Today, Prime Minister Tony Blair selected the person who will give him away and his bridesmaid. At first, Peter Mandleson was selected to give Tony away, but when Prince Charles announced that he could make it, Mandle...

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Funny story: Mandy joins Goldman Sax & confirms Blair espionage role

Mandy joins Goldman Sax & confirms Blair espionage role

London - (Rotters): EU trade commssioner and former Blairite rent boy Peter Mandelson has told the press he won't challenge Gordon Brown in a leadership contest, won't stand for another term in Brussels in 2009 and has blamed the shifting san...

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Funny story: House prices crash as Mandy moves to Primrose Hill

House prices crash as Mandy moves to Primrose Hill

London - (Associated Mess): The National Association of Real Estate Floggers has warned that a house price crash is imminent in the prestigious leafy residential North London enclave of Primrose Hill following reports that EU Commissioner for Trade P...

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Funny story: Margaret's 'illegitimate son' wants Civil List recognition

Margaret's 'illegitimate son' wants Civil List recognition

London - (Associated Mess): Controversial former Labour Northern Ireland Secretary Peter Mandelson is claiming to be the illegitimate issue spawned by Princess Margaret and Ronald Reagan and is going to the High Court this week to stake is claim to P...

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