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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Newby gets second set of traffic lights

Isle of Wight News - Newby gets second set of traffic lights

Newby, now has two sets of traffic lights. The residents were extremely excited when the first set was 'erected'. Now they are 'over the moon'. The first set was 'erected' in 1969 and a street party was held. Ribbons were tied to them and children danced around them like they dance around a May pole. Traffic was held up for 45 minutes. The first set is to be found at the North end of the...

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Funny story: Paul, the psychic octopus does it yet again

Paul, the psychic octopus does it yet again

Well, Paul's done it yet again. He predicted Germany's win and he was spot on, or should I say 'tentacles' on. Germany won and is in 3rd place in The World Cup, winning the bronze medal. The German team won't be TOO pleased, but one must admit..

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Funny story: Spy swap latest - Octopus Paul and Parrot Mani!

Spy swap latest - Octopus Paul and Parrot Mani!

Memories of the Cold War were re-ignited last night when popular octopus Paul was handed over to the Indonesian authorities in exchange for ring-necked Mani. Until recently, few had heard of Mani but his cover was blown when he swaggered out of a...

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Funny story: Cook Mistakes Paul the Psychic Octopus for Raul the Tasty Octopus and Cooks Him

Cook Mistakes Paul the Psychic Octopus for Raul the Tasty Octopus and Cooks Him

Things went horribly awry in Oberhausen, Germany when an order for ten octopi was filled by the local aquarium and shipped to Werner von Schottenstein's Clam Grill and Oyster Bar for the day's menu. Paul the Psychic Octopus appears to have been mista...

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Funny story: Paul the Psychic Octopus' Tentacles Insured for $1 million each

Paul the Psychic Octopus' Tentacles Insured for $1 million each

Anonymous businessmen from Spain have taken out a professional insurance policy on each one of Paul, the Psychic Octopus' tentacles to the tune of $8 million total to ensure that no harm comes to them before the World Cup Final Match on Sunday. Al...

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Funny story: Paul The Octopus: Newsworthy?

Paul The Octopus: Newsworthy?

Seventy years ago Germany was threatening to take over the world. Everyone knows how that ended. Well the second coming is upon us. Paul the Octopus is gaining power, brainwashing the masses, and making (Germany 1:the rest of world 0)-like predictions. Can someone at least get this thing a mustache? Granted, the Hail Paul salute would be difficult to execute for those with but two arms but we'll m...

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Funny story: Dutch ban all "octopussies" because Paul predicts a Spanish win

Dutch ban all "octopussies" because Paul predicts a Spanish win

In a final desperate attempt to tip the scales in Holland's favour all "octopussies" have been banned out of the country. Dutch aquariums and zoos have been ordered to either turn them into calamaries, chop their tentacles off or extradite them.

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Funny story: Paul The Octopus, Everyone's Favorite Bookie, Predicts Spain To Win!

Paul The Octopus, Everyone's Favorite Bookie, Predicts Spain To Win!

Paul the Psychic Octopus, which has predicted six in a row now, has predicted that Spain will defeat Holland in the championship for the World Cup in Football! There was an immediate change in the odds of bookmakers everywhere. "You can't go ag...

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Funny story: Michael Fish in Octopus Drama with Long Words

Michael Fish in Octopus Drama with Long Words

Following the recent publicity given to Paul the Octopus, fishmongers around the country have reported a spate of predictor fish. Amidst cries of 'Plaice your bets', William Hills have set up shop in Billingsgate to take this phenomenon to the ne...

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Funny story: Derek Acorah accused of eating Paul the psychic octopus

Derek Acorah accused of eating Paul the psychic octopus

Sensational psychic, Derek Acorah, turned out to be quite a good chef when he appeared on Good Morning Liverpool this morning, serving up a dish of calamari with garlic and lemon on a best of schnitzel. It was while the hosts, Fill and Phern, wer...

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Funny story: Psychic Octopus In Hunt For Moat

Psychic Octopus In Hunt For Moat

In the last week, Northumbria police have called on criminal psychologists and survival experts to help them locate suspected killer Raoul Moat, without success. But then, octopus keeper Hans Acht, at the german Sea Life centre put an ordnance su...

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Funny story: Paul the psychic octopus is NOT dead

Paul the psychic octopus is NOT dead

Reports have been published on the recent demise of Paul the psychic octopus. Don't panic 'Paul lovers' , the writer was mislead and will be embarrassed to hear that he has indeed 'been had'. The octopus that died with its tentacles tied in knots...

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Funny story: Beware of Fake Psychic Octopus Predictions Offered on eBay

Beware of Fake Psychic Octopus Predictions Offered on eBay

The success of the German Octopus named Paul has spawned some fakes that internet users need to be aware of. There is only one real psychic octopus who resides in an aquarium in Oberhausen and his only claim to fame so far is picking World Cup winner...

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Funny story: Animal rights activists demand Paul, the World Cup-predicting octopus, be set free

Animal rights activists demand Paul, the World Cup-predicting octopus, be set free

It had to happen eventually. Animal rights protesters are demanding that Paul be set free and allowed to live as a normal octopus. These people must all be German supporters, angry at Paul for correctly predicting that Germany would lose and ther...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Newby residents fear for the life of Paul the psychic octopus

Isle of Wight News - Newby residents fear for the life of Paul the psychic octopus

Newby residents fear for the life of Paul the psychic octopus as Germans head to the Isle following their teams loss against Spain in the Semi-final of the World Cup this week. The German team found out about Paul weeks ago and were very happy, in the beginning, with the predictions made by Paul. This is because he had Germany down to win every time. UNTIL the Semi-final when he predicted Spai...

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Funny story: Paul, the psychic octopus, now adored by Spanish people everywhere

Paul, the psychic octopus, now adored by Spanish people everywhere

Paul, the psychic octopus, is now admired by all Spanish speaking people around the world, after he correctly predicted Spain's win in the semi-final against Germany this week. (Football World Cup) In Germany, where Paul resides, he has angry mobs...

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