DANVILLE, Kentucky - The Vice-Presidential Debate between Vice-President Joe Biden and Paul Ryan will be held in Danville, Kentucky on October 11. The town of Danville, is best noted for being the place where the Monopoly green houses and red hote...
WASHINGTON -- Vice presidential candidate Paul Ryan asserted on multiple occasions Tuesday morning that numbers do add up. "Obviously," Ryan said, "numbers add up, we have shown that." However, Romney's campaign seems to be confused about how th...
BAD AXE, Michigan - In a move that has surprised most political pundits, word filtering out of the Paul Ryan campaign camp is that he has been advised by his top advisers to cancel his October 11, participation in the Vice-Presidential Debate with Vi...
HUMPTULIPS, Washington - Paul Ryan's Widow's Peak Vice-Presidential Campaign Bus Tour pulled into the town where pencils were reportedly first invented. He spoke before a crowd that had gathered in the front yard of local styrofoam cup mogul Wilco...
Mitt Romney appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight and talked with Morgan about the 2012 presidential campaign and his running mate Paul Ryan. PIERS: Good evening Mitt, and how the bloody 'ell are ya? ROMNEY: I'm good Piers. But let me remind you that I am a Mormon, a Republican, and a resident of Massachusetts, so I do not like anyone cursing in my presence. PIERS: Well why the bloomin' 'ell n...
SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie Sheen was relaxing by the pool at his Mulholland Estate Mansion Casa Jose Cuervo. He was listening to a Led Zeppelin CD, while drinking Tequila Sunrises, and talking about the Emmy Awards and how his ex-cast member on Two an...
NEW YORK CITY - It appears that other than the headaches that Mitt Romney is getting from being asked to show his income tax returns he now has to deal with his vice-presidential candidate Paul "Eddie Munster" Ryan. "Old Mittens" has admitted to t...
OLD FOLKS HOME, FL (ABSNN) - Mitt Romney wrote off 47% of all Americans as entitlement leeches, and his running mate, Paul Ryan, pissed off 47% of that 47%, namely the elderly, in a speech today. Congressman Ryan was booed off the stage at a Meet an...
NEW ORLEANS - Ron Ryan faced the toughest audience of his political campaign when he spoke before elderly members of the American Association of Retired Persons. Little Bunny Foo Foo, as Ryan is called by most Democrats and some Republicans, was s...
New York City - Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney has declared war on what he says is the leading cause for America's ongoing fiscal crisis - bankruptcy. In fact, Romney revealed that his entire economic/fiscal policy is tied to the co...
RENO, Nevada - Mitt Romney's Mormon Merriment Presidential Campaign Bus Tour pulled into Reno where he spoke at the home of millionaire casino chip manufacturer Coltrane "Moneybags" Chickweister. Romney told the crowd estimated to be in the high 4...
MANHATTAN - Donald Trump recently stated that he is not at all happy with the GOP choice of Mitt Romney as the Republican candidate to go up against President Obama. Trump told Political Salad Bar Magazine that he would have much preferred either...
On the heels of Chuck Norris' critically acclaimed Romney campaign ad warning of "1,000 years of darkness" should Obama win reelection, Mitt Romney held a press conference just minutes ago to announce he was replacing VP pick Paul Ryan with the chari...
INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana - GOP vice-presidential candidate Paul Ryan was campaigning in Indianapolis, the town that was named after the Cleveland Indians. He told a crowd that had gathered in the parking lot of a Fishy Smell Seafood Grill that he and...
Romney VP pick Paul Ryan doubled down today on lies told during his Republican Convention acceptance speech and admitted fib to Runner's World about having run a sub three hour marathon. Wowing America's ninnies, he told the Harvard debate team this...
TAMPA - GOPicky Magazine reported that the GOP vice-presidential candidate Paul Ryan is extremely upset. He pointed out that it was due to the rumors he heard at the Republican National Convention that some of Mitt Romney's closest aides were sugg...
Tampa, Florida - A UN Security Council 'NOC-list' of undesirables confirms what those Dumbo-esque ears and rictus grin have hinted at for decades. "We have established that Paul Ryan is Clinton's bastard spawn," a spokesperson for Ban Ki-Moon's Ta...
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