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Funny story: Jim Morrison's Body Exhumed

Jim Morrison's Body Exhumed

Paris -- There has always been a lot of controversy around the death of rock and roll legend Jim Morrison. The lead singer of the Doors died in a Paris Flat in July of 1971. The story of mystery signatures on his death certificate and his manager b...

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Funny story: The Arts, with Robert Mountebank

The Arts, with Robert Mountebank

I have before me a dainty volume in green calfskin. Come with me, gentle reader, for within its pages we shall find a world vibrant with the eccentric life of fin-de-siecle Paris. It is as if we can smell, taste, touch, hear, and, last but certainly not least, see, those streets, cafes, and the filthy garrets where the artists and writers lived their halcyon lives, hastened on their brief orbits.

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Funny story: Boeing Answers Air Bus With Humongous Hydrogen Zepplin

Boeing Answers Air Bus With Humongous Hydrogen Zepplin

New York, NY - Boeing officials today celebrated the launching of the worlds largest ever Hydrogen Zepplin, aimed directly at Air Bus facilities in France. Thousands of people were on hand to see the half a mile long dirigible, named the Led Zepplin...

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Funny story: Why Do People Talk About Paris Hilton?

Why Do People Talk About Paris Hilton?

From our media correspondant, Betty Diddit:...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Netflix List

Paris Hilton's Netflix List

Caged Heat The 500 Blows...

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Funny story: Journalist Exposes Murdock

Journalist Exposes Murdock

BEVERLY HILLS (Wilshire) *EXCLUSIVE* -- I've had to come out, to expose this news to you. I'm a Beverly Hills cop. That's right, I drive a squad car. No, I didn't pick up Paris Hilton, I was out at Big Muddy Donuts. Pity I can't pick up Megan Fox, with the future trouble she's going to cause me.

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Funny story: The Stripping of a Paris Missionary

The Stripping of a Paris Missionary

MALIBU (Calf.) -- Today. For God's sake Paris, put on a L.A. street wear micro mini before we all go Buzz, ding-dong -- Hello. You look like my 5th grade primary school teacher. Pull yourself together girl.

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Funny story: Is Paris Burning?

Is Paris Burning?

MAUI (Hawaii) -- Paris "Paparazzi" Hilton is in Maui scouting sites for her halfway house. However she took time out to don a bikini and do herself a baptism in the surf.

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Funny story: MSNBC Anchor Mika Brzezinski Goes Berserk On Air Over Paris

MSNBC Anchor Mika Brzezinski Goes Berserk On Air Over Paris

MSNBC - Morning Joe (On Air) - A sour looking Mika Brzezinski started her newscast by saying she had an apology, regarding the lead story. "I didn't choose it" she said, and went on, "No, I hate this story and I don't think it should be released.." Her co-anchor then jumped in to say she should make her own story.

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Funny story: Nicky Hilton up a Greek while Paris inside

Nicky Hilton up a Greek while Paris inside

Nicky Hilton and trillionaire boyfriend were whooping it up in olive land this week, while big sis Paris was still in the slammer.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Does Rodney King Live!

Paris Hilton Does Rodney King Live!

Paris Hilton bounded on the small stage and flopped in a swivel chair in front of a 'stunned to hush-ness' audience; and an even more stunned Rodney King. Regaining his composure, the black (former cop beaten ex con) talk host blurted out, "What's...

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Funny story: Royal/Hollande Break-Up Threatens French Socialite Party & Civilization as we know it

Royal/Hollande Break-Up Threatens French Socialite Party & Civilization as we know it

PARIS (French Press Espresso) - Segolene Royal announced that she is breaking up with long-time companion Francois Hollande after he was caught looking up the skirt of Valérie Trierweiler.

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Funny story: Paris Air Show continues stellar safety record, but spectators are let down

Paris Air Show continues stellar safety record, but spectators are let down

PARIS, France (Le Monde Staff Writer) - Event organizers of one of the world's largest air shows at Le Bourgeoisie Airport are close to announcing another safe year without incidents.

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Funny story: Don't Read This.. What Paris Does In Prison

Don't Read This.. What Paris Does In Prison

Paris tells her mother that this is how she is spending her time at the moment:...

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Funny story: Email Blooper

Email Blooper

There I was in class, tinkering on my MacBook with a rampant attack on Paris Hilton for "The Spoof".

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Funny story: Paris looks towards God and Poetry in Jail

Paris looks towards God and Poetry in Jail

Here's the latest bit of news from the news that's pretty late...pretty late as in the opposite of ugly Hilton.

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Funny story: Bare Naked Truth: Nicole & Paris

Bare Naked Truth: Nicole & Paris

Some misguided broken nose fans of Sinatra thought he wanted to be in "From Here to Eternity", so they put a horses head in then head of Columbia Pictures, Harry Cohen's bed. Nicole Richie spent many a time at MJ's 'Neverland Ranch', sleeping in his room, (she claims) in her own bed.

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