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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: "Graceless" Kate Gosselin is Going, Going, Gone!

Dancing With The Stars: "Graceless" Kate Gosselin is Going, Going, Gone!

HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson found herself in Dancing With The Stars bottom two again. But she managed to get by as the American viewers voted to send Kate "The Statue" Gosselin back to her Reading, Pennsylvania home. When her name was announced as...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson Sizzles Sexuality on Dancing With The Stars

Pamela Anderson Sizzles Sexuality on Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson showed the viewing audience of Dancing With The Stars that even at the age of 42, she can still give off enough sparks to start a California forest fire in no time at all. Pam's dancing partner Damian Whitewood has got...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson and Damian Whitewood Really Heat Up The Dancing With The Stars Dance Floor

Pamela Anderson and Damian Whitewood Really Heat Up The Dancing With The Stars Dance Floor

HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson and her dance partner Damian Whitewood managed to finish in third place out of the remaining nine Dancing With The Stars couples in this weeks edition. Host Tom Bergeron told Damian that every man in America is jealous...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars' Pamela Anderson Spotted Nightclubbing With Jesse James

Dancing With The Stars' Pamela Anderson Spotted Nightclubbing With Jesse James

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson one of this years contestants on Dancing With The Stars was seen out partying at 2 am at the Club Guys & Dolls with none other than Sandra Bullock's strange estranged husband Jesse "PenisPunk" James. Anderson w...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson Promises To Showcase Her Boobs and Booty On Dancing With The Stars

Pamela Anderson Promises To Showcase Her Boobs and Booty On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson was pretty upset that she ended up in the bottom two on last week's Dancing With The Stars. Anderson said that she cannot figure out how Kate Gosselin, a graceless, talentless, fake blonde with a rather stretched out wi...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: The Pamela Anderson - Kate Gosselin Feud Fires Up!

Dancing With The Stars: The Pamela Anderson - Kate Gosselin Feud Fires Up!

HOLLYWOOD - Two of the top reality shows Dancing With The Stars and American Idol are going head-to-head as they are pitted against each other. This year's edition of DWTS has already seen at least three of the couples get into some pretty serious...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Pamela Anderson Ties For 3rd And Her Bottom Ends Up In The Bottom Two

Dancing With The Stars: Pamela Anderson Ties For 3rd And Her Bottom Ends Up In The Bottom Two

HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson, who is one of the sexiest women to ever appear on Dancing With The Stars surprisingly ended up in the bottom two. Anderson had received a score of 22 out of a possible 30, which put her in a tie for third place. Ast...

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Funny story: Ron Jeremy, Pamela Anderson, Taylor Lautner, and "Vagina Girl" To Star In The X-Rated "Well It's Not Going To Lick Itself - The Sexy Sequel"

Ron Jeremy, Pamela Anderson, Taylor Lautner, and "Vagina Girl" To Star In The X-Rated "Well It's Not Going To Lick Itself - The Sexy Sequel"

VENICE BEACH, California - Left Coast Libido Pictures in association with The Las Labias of Los Angeles Motion Picture Company has announced that they will shortly begin filming on the sequel to the X-rated Well It's Not Going To Lick Itself, which i...

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Funny story: Boffins Measured Pamela Anderson's Tits in Global Warming Cock-Up

Boffins Measured Pamela Anderson's Tits in Global Warming Cock-Up

Frantic PETTING and HEAVY BREATHING over global warming is enough to terrify even the most rational retired colonel, and it's all because so-called global warming scientists neglected the real data and obsessed on Pamela Anderson's fake HOT TITS, The...

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Funny story: Subo fanatics very fickle people-now stalking Pamela Anderson

Subo fanatics very fickle people-now stalking Pamela Anderson

Some of Subo's Red Scarf Brigade are proving to be very fickle indeed. Recently twin fans found out that Pamela Anderson is filming commercials for Walkers Crisps. They don't have many flavours in America apparently and Twin 2 recently lived on Walk...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson Offers To Help Jon Gosselin Go From A "3 Incher" To A "4 Incher"

Pamela Anderson Offers To Help Jon Gosselin Go From A "3 Incher" To A "4 Incher"

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Actress Pamela Anderson, who is considered one of the country's most sexually active females has said that she really and truly wants to help Jon Gosselin. Ms. Anderson said that she read where Gosselin's ex-girlfriend Hailey Gla...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson To Strut Her Stuff On Dancing With The Stars

Pamela Anderson To Strut Her Stuff On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - It has just been announced that Pamela Anderson, actress, glamour model, sex symbol, and professional wife (married three times) has been selected to appear on this years edition of Dancing With The Stars. The Canadian cutey stated tha...

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Funny story: Pamella Anderson's Breasts Only available as a Set

Pamella Anderson's Breasts Only available as a Set

Famous Chocolate Company Makes News Again - The designers are always hard at work thinking of new famous people to turn into chocolate delicacies and they think they have come up with "another winner", says the production manager. It is understoo...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson to star in UK panto

Pamela Anderson to star in UK panto

Former Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson will help lift the gloom this winter as she stars in her first ever UK panto. The move has come about after the blonde bombshell's star has dimmed somewhat in her native America. The 43 year old actress said...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson Claims Trick or Treater Stole Her Pumpkins!

Pamela Anderson Claims Trick or Treater Stole Her Pumpkins!

Hollywood, California/Agricultural News - Hollywood babe Pamela Anderson claimed today she was a victim of a cruel Halloween trick or treater who held her at gun point until she gave him her pumpkins! The former Tool Time air ratchet, Bay Watch Bi...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson Says She Is Returning Her Stimulus Package

Pamela Anderson Says She Is Returning Her Stimulus Package

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Actress, model, and succulent sex symbol Pamela Anderson has just stated that she will be returning the Presidential Stimulus Package check that she recently received in the mail. She said that luckily she does not need the money...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson PETA Spread Blows Bill O'Reilly's Gasket

Pamela Anderson PETA Spread Blows Bill O'Reilly's Gasket

SPIN CITY, USA - FOXXX News shouting head Bill O'Reilly's face was looking splotchier than ever today when the topic turned to Pamela Anderson's new ads for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA). The actress-turned-animal-rights-activ...

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