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Funny story: Bond is Back!

Bond is Back!

David Cameron has announced that 'unbreakable Bond' is back to sort out the relationships between Britain and Pakistan. Bond's job is to 'patch up relations' between the two countries after Cameron described Pakistan as the seedbed of Terrorism. B...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Speaks Out

Osama Bin Laden Speaks Out

Dear People of America - Just a quick little note to remind everyone just how damn friggin good I am at evading being captured by the barbaric capitalist that have been searching for me for many years. I will give them credit because those dudes have just about looked in every cave in Pakistan and they have not found me (Osama Bin Laden). Well that is because I am not in Pakistan; I am in Missi...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Responds To Recent Nude Photos By Saying That They Were Outsourced To Pakistan

Miley Cyrus Responds To Recent Nude Photos By Saying That They Were Outsourced To Pakistan

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Miley Cyrus had flown down to sunny Mexico to get away from the hustle and bustle of the Land of "Quiet on the set." She checked into the Pancho Villa Resort Villa for two days of chillaxing and relaxing in the hot Baja Ca...

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Funny story: US Ambassador to India Denies Hating US Ambassador to Pakistan

US Ambassador to India Denies Hating US Ambassador to Pakistan

In a bizarre twist to the decades-long Indo-Pak diplomatic debacle, Former Bank official AVX Shenoy(myself) has exposed a rift between the US representative to India and and the US representative to Pakistan. Tim Roemer and Cameron Munter have report...

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Funny story: Two 'White' Brits Killed In US Air Strike In Pakistan

Two 'White' Brits Killed In US Air Strike In Pakistan

The US Defence Dept has revealed details of two 'white' Brits who died during an air strike in Pakistan. The deaths occurred during an attack on a suspected al-Qaeda terror group. The men's names have been given as Abdul Bin Larfin and Mustapha S...

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Funny story: 'He Doth Stride the World like a Colossus': Obama's Royal Indian Junket Leaves Huge Carbon Footprint!

'He Doth Stride the World like a Colossus': Obama's Royal Indian Junket Leaves Huge Carbon Footprint!

As Michelle packs for the family junket to India, emptying out the White House Walk In Closets, Indian Economists are rubbing their hands in glee as Barry, fresh off his trashing of corporate spending in the US, prepares to single handedly increase I...

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Funny story: Pakistan will fight Taliban but need another $2bn

Pakistan will fight Taliban but need another $2bn

The Pakistani government have agreed to launch an all out attack on the Taliban camped in their own back yard, provided the Americans pay another $2bn in aid. This is in addition to the $7.5bn already on its way to Pakistan for the continued fight...

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Funny story: Pak Army Chief plotting to overthrow yet another elected govt and install his buddy Musharraf as President

Pak Army Chief plotting to overthrow yet another elected govt and install his buddy Musharraf as President

The more things change, the more they stay the same! So much for being a democracy! In Pakistan everything works in reverse - as evidenced by the Army's limited tolerance of all things civilian - particularly so-called elected governments. Looks lik...

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Funny story: Commonwealth Games update: Pak offers India unusual 'peace' pact at UN meeting

Commonwealth Games update: Pak offers India unusual 'peace' pact at UN meeting

In a sudden turn-around Pakistan has just signed a most unusual 'peace' pact with sworn arch-enemy - India. Faced with turmoil caused by the Supreme court decisions, the Pak puppet Prime Minister and goofy Prez Mr. 10% Zardari had an emergency 'Ca...

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Funny story: Pakistan helps out India

Pakistan helps out India

In an impressive display of Commonwealth Solidarity the Government of Pakistan has offered help to the Indian Games Federation over the accommodation requirements for the Commonwealth Games. 'We have housing we can put at your disposal which will...

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Funny story: London[istan] becoming breeding ground for Pak's new political parties whose supporters include the halal butcher; the naan baker and the sheep-fat candlestick-maker

London[istan] becoming breeding ground for Pak's new political parties whose supporters include the halal butcher; the naan baker and the sheep-fat candlestick-maker

LONDONISTAN: Oh to be in England! Council housing, social benefits, national health care, million-pound flats above kebab shops in Edgware & security detail provided by Scotland Yard courtesy of the Brit taxpayer...heck a self-exiled Pak dictat...

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Funny story: Nick Cleggstatic with Pak Prez assurance that flood-aid distribution system is fool-proof. "I am the fool so there's your proof", says Mr. 10% Zardari.

Nick Cleggstatic with Pak Prez assurance that flood-aid distribution system is fool-proof. "I am the fool so there's your proof", says Mr. 10% Zardari.

Playing good cop to DaveCam's recent bad cop routine, Deputy Pretend PM Nick Clegg just back from his Pak-flood trip says he has been fully-assured by PM Mr. 10% Zardari that Pakistan has put in place a fool-proof system for flood-aid distribution.

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Funny story: Robotcops use Ashwarya Rai influenced Bollywood choreography to confront pro-Pak stone pelters in Kashmir

Robotcops use Ashwarya Rai influenced Bollywood choreography to confront pro-Pak stone pelters in Kashmir

KASHMIR, INDIA: Perplexed pro-Pak stone pelters in this Indian state are facing a new nemesis - Robot-cops. In a scene reminiscent of sci-fi bots of yore, Kashmir troops are now clad in high-tech black riot gear, covered head to foot in plastic a...

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Funny story: Obama Defies Critics: Mayor Daley 'eminently qualified to be Ambassador to Pakistan!"

Obama Defies Critics: Mayor Daley 'eminently qualified to be Ambassador to Pakistan!"

With the announcement that Chicago Mayor Richard Daley is retiring, President Obama was faced with a new catastrophic hole to fill, and he wasted no time in plugging it announcing Daley would be his ambassador to Pakistan! The Daley family has run...

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Funny story: Angela Jolie plays King Canute in Pakistan?

Angela Jolie plays King Canute in Pakistan?

Charitable superstar and mother of half of Africa, Angela Jolie, has decided to extend her passion for the "muy pobres" of the world by travelling to flood stricken Pakistan. When asked what she would actually be doing there she replied: "I'm s...

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Funny story: Obama Invites Pakistani Cricket Team to White House for Economic Summit!

Obama Invites Pakistani Cricket Team to White House for Economic Summit!

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, fresh off reminding everyone SHE brokered the Irish Peace Accord after the recent egging of former PM Blair in Dublin, announced that the President would be seeking economic stimulus advice from the recently disgra...

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Funny story: Pakistan to be renamed "Taliban Ocean" - but don't eat the fish

Pakistan to be renamed "Taliban Ocean" - but don't eat the fish

The United Nations has accepted a recommendation from the Scientific Committee on Oceanic Research that Pakistan should be reclassified as an inland sea and given the name the Taliban Ocean. It is hoped that one of the largest natural disasters in...

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