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Funny story: Krusty Burger to offer 50 cent steaks

Krusty Burger to offer 50 cent steaks

"Buy them fresh from the truck, fast frozen or cooked to perfection, our steaks are 100% cruelty free," said spokesman Herschel Schmoikel Krustofski.

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Funny story: P.E.T.A. To Sue Rebuplican Party

P.E.T.A. To Sue Rebuplican Party

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Another famous American figure has found himself in the middle of another political controversy. Big Al, the long time figure of the Republican Party has agreed with P.E.T.A. to file a lawsuit against the party.

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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnel Eats Three Silverback Gorillas

Rosie O'Donnel Eats Three Silverback Gorillas

Hollywood, CA - Television star and and opinionated uber-lesbian Rosie O'Donnel wowed fans as she greedily consumed three male silverback gorillas to protest something or another, though no one could figure out exactly what through the hail of bl...

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Funny story: Chimpanzee Unemployment, Homelessness On The Rise

Chimpanzee Unemployment, Homelessness On The Rise

BEAVERTON, OREGON (AP Newsliar) -- Unemployment and homelessness is on the rise among the nation's chimpanzee population, amid a decline in the use of primates for animal research.

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Funny story: New WMD?

New WMD?

Details of Iran's diabolical plan to attack the US with missiles full of black cats were released today. President Bush's immediate response was to order a total invasion of Iran. "I'm the decisioner!" proclaimed Bush when Pentagon officials a...

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Funny story: Humpback whales Escorted Back to Pre-designated Protest Zone - The Pacific Ocean: Future Dead Zone?

Humpback whales Escorted Back to Pre-designated Protest Zone - The Pacific Ocean: Future Dead Zone?

Sacramento, California - Although still at a loss for an explanation as to the reason why the two Humpback whales, a mother and her calf, took a wrong turn up the Sacramento river in California, marine biologists are nevertheless relieved to discover...

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Funny story: 'Bokito' the 400-pound gorilla escapes Rotterdam Zoo; Critics say 'Knut' Controversy is to blame

'Bokito' the 400-pound gorilla escapes Rotterdam Zoo; Critics say 'Knut' Controversy is to blame

Amsterdam, Netherlands - After going on a wild rampage through the Rotterdam Zoo, sending holiday seekers in a panic, injuring four people, biting one woman in the forearm, smashing the glass to gain entrance to the quickly emptied grounds restaurant...

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Funny story: Alligator Safety Plan Initiated

Alligator Safety Plan Initiated

After the tragic deaths of seven alligators in Florida this year, the Department of Wildlife Preservation has begun placement of signs at key locations around the state to warn alligators that their feeding areas may be infested with human swimmers.

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Funny story: PETA to President's Rescue, NYSE crashes

PETA to President's Rescue, NYSE crashes

Washington DC, Apr 22. - The People for Ethical Treatment of Adolescents has come out strongly in favor of the beleaguered President of the United States. This is perhaps the first ever time the Leader of the Free World has garnered support from an N...

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Funny story: Vegetarian Reveals: If Plants Were Cute and Cuddly or Screamed When Killed, She Wouldn't Eat Them Either

Vegetarian Reveals: If Plants Were Cute and Cuddly or Screamed When Killed, She Wouldn't Eat Them Either

Seattle, Washington - A high-ranking PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) official admitted today that if plants were cuddly and cute, or if they screamed when plucked or stepped on, she wouldn't eat them either.

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Funny story: TMNT protested by PETA, protested by AI, protested by ACLU, protested by CCA, protested by AU, protested by Rev. Phelps

TMNT protested by PETA, protested by AI, protested by ACLU, protested by CCA, protested by AU, protested by Rev. Phelps

TMNT, the new CGI movie based on the comic book "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" opened to throngs of protesters of all persuasions, most of whom were protesting each other.

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Funny story: PETA Activists Recovering

PETA Activists Recovering

The sixteen PETA activists that were injured last weekend at an animal rights demonstration in Modesto, California are "all doing fine", says Mercy Hospital's chief orthopedic surgeon, Wallace Fenturi. Fourteen are scheduled to be relea...

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