Did Osama like to crack one off? The evidence suggests that the recently deceased terror chief was a master at pocket billiards. It is claimed that he had more porno films than a Home Secretary's husband. Bin Laden may well have sought refuge in mast...
Due to the sudden demise of Oprah Winfrey's last scheduled guest on her soon-to-be-history eponymous TV show, she has once again pulled another PR coup. "We were all set with Mr. bin Laden," said Ms. Winfrey. "His people had it all worked out wit...
The Bangor, ME Daily News has confirmed, albeit a week late, that Osama Bin Laden is indeed dead and resting in a watery grave quoting local man Daryl McFaddon as the source. I caught up with that local man, Daryl McFaddon, he being of the McFaddon clan mostly bred and bedded on Beals Island, whilst he was indulging in a 'mess of smelts' he was frying up on his cook stove somewhere on 'paper...
The Federal Communications Commissions (FCC) acting in consort with the Democratic National Committee (DNC) have mandated cell phone manufacturers include a special Obama Chip in each new Cell Phone in order for the President to 'stay in touch' in t...
Navy seals did not take down Osama bin Laden. Quack News is in agreement with Bush administration's claim to be totally responsible for the capture and death of Osama bin Laden. Water boarding, (done seven years ago) works! Water boarding set the...
President Barack Obama announced today with a very bad 'We Killed Bin Laden' hangover that he had bad news to impart to the press. "Geez', started the president in front of the presses' microphones. "This is a really bad one. Honestly, I swear I keep seeing Donald Trump standing in front of me 50 times strong. I mean, damn, I've had 20 McDonald's hamburgers and 10 Bloody Mary's and everyone...
Washington, DC - Quite obviously, the longest 40 minutes of US President Barak Obama's life was waiting to find out if the Bin Laden raid was successful. What people would like to know, however, is what happened during the second longest 40 minutes...
"Why Allah, do you torture me so," are the final words written in Osama bin Laden's personal journal captured by the American military. But these pleading words, written in Arabic, do not refer to the terrorist leader's dream of destroying America, b...
Referring to itself as a breakaway group called 'New Al Qaeda' there is a claim on an Islamic website by one of it's members that 'Old' Al Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden, far from having been killed recently by American SEALS during a raid at Abbottaba...
One of Osama Bin Laden's many nephews has revealed that he is "very happy" with the terrorist leader's recent death. George Bin Laden spoke to the media today, and described how his uncle Osama was very distant - literally as well as emotionally.
Following an outcry from the government of Pakistan over the stealth incursion into the country resulting in the demise of the World's Most Wanted Terrorist, President Barack Obama announced his intention to "make amends" by dispatching Viet Nam Era...
Pakistani intelligence offered their most forthcoming explanation yet for why Osama Bin Laden lived freely for years in their country. A spokesman stated that Bin Laden had at least two of those "Beer Inspector" hats and wore them whenever he wen...
Santa Claus has emerged as a strong candidate to succeed the slain terror chief Obama bin Shootin. Terrorists are said to be very impressed with his beard, which is a vital ingredient in any terror campaign. Although not a muslim, Santa does appea...
Lawyers representing Osama Bin Laden's 3 wives have filed claims to inherit their deceased husband's estate. Amal Al-Sadah, Medina Al-Sawari and Kanza Al-Ahmada have all lodged claims to the inheritance of the former Al Qaeda leader. Top of the...
US President Osama Bin Laden has finally admitted that the assassination of some guy with a similar name was actually an elaborate hoax. Speaking to a press conference outside the Tora Bora White House Osama said "I would like to apologise for all...
The world's most wanted terrorist has finally been located. After years the war on terror may be at an end. At last Obama bin Shootin has been found, hiding deep in the White House caves. Bin Shootin is thought to be the mastermind behind numerous...
29-year old Amal Ahmed Abdul Fatah, youngest wife of Osama Bin Laden, who was injured trying during the assassination of her lord and master, has announced that she will appear in next September's Playboy Magazine as the Playmate of the Month. Am...
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