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Funny story: Man found in flat with penis stuck in mouth

Man found in flat with penis stuck in mouth

A man has been found in a flat with another man's penis stuck in his mouth - literally! It is believed that the man who was having oral sex performed on him, was worried that he would not be able to "cum". He, thus, devised a plan where whilst rec...

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Funny story: Myth Busted - Altoid Mints Do Not Improve Fellatio

Myth Busted - Altoid Mints Do Not Improve Fellatio

Sometimes, we all wish we could be Mythbusters. The latest triumph for the team debunks the long-standing urban myth that chewing Altoid mints prior to giving head can improve sensation for the fellated one. The male Mythbusters were provided wi...

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Funny story: Hilary Clinton "Blows" her top after being asked about Bill's opinion on "Blow Jobs"!

Hilary Clinton "Blows" her top after being asked about Bill's opinion on "Blow Jobs"!

Hilary Clinton, whilst visiting African states lost her cool and gave a massive "Blow away Job" to students at a press conference after they insultingly asked Hilary what does Bill think about "Blow Jobs"! Hilary counter-attacked the students and...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton Seeks to Rescue More Beautiful Women

Bill Clinton Seeks to Rescue More Beautiful Women

Former President Bill Clinton bravely entered the country of North Korea and emerged victoriously with two beautiful American journalists, one on each arm. However, both journalists were married and neither had any romantic inclinations toward the f...

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Funny story: Fellatio deaths under reported claims UK study: "Families too ashamed to admit reason men died"

Fellatio deaths under reported claims UK study: "Families too ashamed to admit reason men died"

Researchers in the United Kingdom released the results of a ten-year study of fellatio related deaths in the US, UK, the former Soviet Union, Germany, Spain and France. The study found there were at least 2.5 million fellatio related deaths reported...

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Funny story: Porn Star Blows World Record Attempt

Porn Star Blows World Record Attempt

German porn star, Cora, came unstuck yesterday when she tried to break the world oral sex record by servicing two hundred men, and ended up in the hospital. Cora, who is currently under investigation by the polizei for getting her kit off in a pub...

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Funny story: Study Finds Oral Sex Causes Cancer

Study Finds Oral Sex Causes Cancer

In the latest in a string of newly-discovered carcinogens, it has been discovered that oral sex can cause throat cancer. American researchers have found that the HPV virus - the cause of the majority of cervical cancers - can be transmitted via cu...

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Funny story: Catholic Church to Allow Fellatio; Cunnilingus

Catholic Church to Allow Fellatio; Cunnilingus

In a dramatic reversal from previous Papal policies, Pope Benedict XVI announced today that the Catholic Church will allow men to receive fellatio and women to enjoy cunnilingus. However, certain restrictions will apply to both acts. The Pope's d...

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Funny story: Blow Job Etiquette

Blow Job Etiquette

What a girl has to say on the subject: 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push...

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Funny story: Condom Outrage! USAID Gives Contract to China- Oral Sex Now Considered Life Threatening!

Condom Outrage! USAID Gives Contract to China- Oral Sex Now Considered Life Threatening!

Washington,DC/ Hiv/Aids Capitol of the United States of America - In another case of ignoring growing economic concerns over loss of jobs, the government Welfare Agency, USAID, under the auspices of the Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, effective...

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Funny story: Cunnilingus and Fellatio Dominate Food Channel in Tough Economic Times

Cunnilingus and Fellatio Dominate Food Channel in Tough Economic Times

As families strain to meet the mortgage, pay the rent and furnish meals for the table, the Food Channel has been practically obsessing over the cheapest most fun meals since breast feeding. In better times, countless shows featured a variety of great...

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Funny story: Lady Gag-gag Admits She Choked Her Way to the Top

Lady Gag-gag Admits She Choked Her Way to the Top

British culture's newest latest star does not fret and strut her brief time upon the boards of the old Vic. She does not even grace the cinema with the great women of British film. Instead Lady Gag-gag said that she has made her way to the top by sta...

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Funny story: Discovery: Neanderthals "invented" BJ's

Discovery: Neanderthals "invented" BJ's

Professor Wendell Waddrippins, in a second historical archeological discovery in as many weeks, announced yesterday that pictorgraphical evidence points to Neanderthal man inventing oral sex. Editor's note:pictorgraphical meaning the image painte...

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Funny story: Britney: I want to lick Judi Dench

Britney: I want to lick Judi Dench

Ever since her infamous kiss with Madonna, Britney Spears is said to have longed for another passionate moment with an aged woman. According to her mother, who also recently wrote about her daughter's troubled early years, Britney has developed a...

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Funny story: Man's Testicles Filled with Toothpaste

Man's Testicles Filled with Toothpaste

Pornstar Bongo John was today revealed as having a scrotum filled with toothpaste. In a reproductive film history, titles such as 'She left with a smile on her face' and 'A filling at the Dentist' had always made his fellow male stars suspicious.

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Funny story: Fellatio Correlates with Suckcessful Presidency!

Fellatio Correlates with Suckcessful Presidency!

Political scientists and sexsual researchers have dickheads together in an effort to discover why one relatively recent American President had eight years of brilliant accomplishments in both domestic and foreign policy and why another turned out to...

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Funny story: Republican Blow Job

Republican Blow Job

At the Democratic Convention last night Hillary Clinton threw her undoubting support behind Barack Obama. With extraordinary resilience and forgiveness she demonstrated how to heal wounds and build bridges in an unmitigated astonishing attempt to...

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