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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Gets Extremely Offended At The Sex-Change Insinuation

Rosie O'Donnell Gets Extremely Offended At The Sex-Change Insinuation

OGALLALA, Nebraska - Rosie O'Donnell was in Ogallala where she was the grand marshal of The Annual Corn Cob Festival and Parade. She was having breakfast at a local Flat As A Pancake Pancake House with two of the town council members Flora Mimosa...

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Funny story: Unconfirmed Reports Claim Massive Skeleton Found At Loch Ness

Unconfirmed Reports Claim Massive Skeleton Found At Loch Ness

Unconfirmed reports from Scotland, suggest that a giant skeleton has washed up on the South shore of the famous Loch Ness, the area has been sealed off by Britain's SAS and roads near the Loch have been blocked and police are stopping anyone from get...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Is Very Depressed - Says She Looks Like A Blonde Moby Dick

Jessica Simpson Is Very Depressed - Says She Looks Like A Blonde Moby Dick

HOLLYWOOD - Jessica Simpson delivered her 9 pound 13 ounce baby six weeks ago and the actress/singer is still upset at the fact that she has hardly lost any of the weight she gained during her 10-month pregnancy. Her fiancé Eric Johnson says that...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney to Oprah: "My father had to eat dog food!"

Mitt Romney to Oprah: "My father had to eat dog food!"

Mitt Romney sat down with The Queen of Media on Friday to talk about polygamy, illegal immigrants, jobs being shipped to Mexico, dog kennels, and the indomitable spirit of his late father. Criticized for being even wealthier at birth than most Ame...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Wants To Sign Sandra Brick To Star In Her Very Own Reality Show

Oprah Winfrey Wants To Sign Sandra Brick To Star In Her Very Own Reality Show

CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey, founder and CEO of OWN, the Oprah Winfrey Network, says that she finds 41-year-old, self-proclaimed British beauty Sandra Brick so fascinating that she has offered the English lady her very own reality show. Winfrey spoke...

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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Devastated At Being Fired By Oprah Winfrey But Refuses To Fire Back At The Talk Show Queen

Rosie O'Donnell Devastated At Being Fired By Oprah Winfrey But Refuses To Fire Back At The Talk Show Queen

NEW YORK CITY - Rosie O'Donnell is not exactly a happy little camper these days and to actually be politically and geographically correct Miss O'Donnell is neither happy nor little. Those were the sentiments of iRumors reporter Ling Chow Rangoon w...

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Funny story: Oprah Fires Rosie, Then Does Dance!

Oprah Fires Rosie, Then Does Dance!

After telling the press that she was having to fire Rosie O'Donnell and cancel her show, a saddened, tearful Oprah left her press conference and went into her office. Where she apparently did a fancy dance for a good ten minutes, according to a pe...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Explains Her Vow of Silence

Lady Gaga Explains Her Vow of Silence

NEW YORK CITY - No one in the history of the entertainment industry has ever spent more money on costumes than Lady Gaga and that includes the gender bender Boy George of Culture Club. Lady Gaga, who will turn 26, on March 28, was recently intervi...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Explains Why She and Her BFF Gayle King Decided To Go Skydiving

Oprah Winfrey Explains Why She and Her BFF Gayle King Decided To Go Skydiving

CHICAGO - It is no secret that Oprah Winfrey's NOW Network is not doing as good as the former talk show queen had hoped it would do. The lady known as Miss O, recently sat down with Voodoo Dupree of The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette and had a lit...

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Funny story: Madonna Says That Angelina Jolie Is Too Old To Be Getting Pregnant

Madonna Says That Angelina Jolie Is Too Old To Be Getting Pregnant

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna who has a storied history of getting into feuds with other celebrities has added a new one to her list of feud participants. The 53-year-old songstress recently remarked that Angelina Jolie, who has just announced her pregn...

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Funny story: Gayle Jumps The 'O' Ship

Gayle Jumps The 'O' Ship

"A distraught and depressed OPRAH WINFRED begged her super best pal GAYLE KINK not to abandon her OMG network in favor of a brand-new gig on CBT's re­vamped 'The Early Bird Show' - and she was reduced to a flowing  river of tears when Gayle turned he...

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Funny story: Herman "The Pizza Bro" Cain Says That He Has Already Picked His Secretary of The Treasury

Herman "The Pizza Bro" Cain Says That He Has Already Picked His Secretary of The Treasury

CLEVELAND - Herman Cain's The I Just Be Chilaxin Bus Tour pulled into the city that sits on the banks of Lake Erie and is the home of the Cleveland Indians, The Cleveland Browns, and the Cleveland Cavaliers. Cain spoke in the parking lot of a loca...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey's Friends Are Concerned As The Former Talk Show Queen Is Packing On The Pounds!

Oprah Winfrey's Friends Are Concerned As The Former Talk Show Queen Is Packing On The Pounds!

CHICAGO - The Right Coast Illustrated Revue is reporting that several of Oprah Winfrey's friends are expressing some concern about the woman they call Miss Oprah. One friend who has known Winfrey for over 20 years is Valdosta Mae "Vittles" LaBrado...

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Funny story: The New Sit-Com 'Whitney' Hasn't Even Premiered Yet and It Reportedly Has Already Been Cancelled!

The New Sit-Com 'Whitney' Hasn't Even Premiered Yet and It Reportedly Has Already Been Cancelled!

HOLLYWOOD - Never in the history of a network self-promoting one of its own shows has a show received the hours and hours of promo ads that a show called Whitney has received. The Whitney in the title is the relatively unknown Whitney Cummings who...

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Funny story: Surprise! Oprah to Jump Nude Out of 6 Layer Cake at Bama Birthday Bash as Krispy Creme Donut!

Surprise! Oprah to Jump Nude Out of 6 Layer Cake at Bama Birthday Bash as Krispy Creme Donut!

A day before Obama was set to celebrate his birthday in Chicago with yet another party, staffers at the posh Aragon Ballroom let the cat out of the bag concerning plans for the highlight of the show involving Chicago Diva, Billionaire, and head of he...

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Funny story: Reverend Al Sharpton Claims That Oprah Winfrey Is His "Love Child"

Reverend Al Sharpton Claims That Oprah Winfrey Is His "Love Child"

BROOKLYN - Reverend Al Sharpton, who up until now has been maintaining a low-profile announced that the former talk show queen Oprah Winfrey is his 'Love Child.' Rev. Sharpton spoke with LaSabrosa Yazoo of Afro Sheen Magazine and told her that he...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey and Barbara Walters Are Feuding Over Who Will Be The First To Interview Pippa Middleton

Oprah Winfrey and Barbara Walters Are Feuding Over Who Will Be The First To Interview Pippa Middleton

CHICAGO - The two biggest interviewers in the nation are starting to carry on over which one will be the first to interview the world's most famous maid of honor, Pippa Middleton. Pippa, the sister of Kate Middleton, aka The Duchess of Cambridge,...

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