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Funny story: Rick Perry's Muppet ad incites fans of show

Rick Perry's Muppet ad incites fans of show

AUSTIN, Tx. - Rick Perry, who has recently released a slew of 30-second spots promoting his stance on several points, continues to anger Democrats, this time by attacking the child-friendly Muppets. Entitled, "Those Rat-Bastard Heathen Communist M...

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Funny story: "I Smell Crude!" Sarkozy & Cameron Race to Libya To Suck Up Spoils of War!

"I Smell Crude!" Sarkozy & Cameron Race to Libya To Suck Up Spoils of War!

It was announced today that British Prime Minister David Cameron and French President Nicholas Sarkozy were about to take off on the next "Great Race" as each prepared a 'diplomatic mission' to Libya to gather up the 'spoils' as both planned to lan...

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Funny story: Dale Farm pikeys play Ecuador trump card

Dale Farm pikeys play Ecuador trump card

Essex - Urgent questions have appeared tonight about the Amazon Defence Coalition's possible role in the latest Dale Farm eviction scam Six million quid has been demanded by feckless illegals to move from their occupation of the precious Green Be...

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Funny story: Daryl Hannah laughs off $100 protest fine

Daryl Hannah laughs off $100 protest fine

Washington - Smelling strongly of recycled french fry cooking oil the vegan nutjob and Tar Sands arrestee looked nothing like her Madison-the-Mermaid stunning best in the 1984 movie Splash! US Park Police had clapped her in cuffs outside the White...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight crude tanker tragedy

Isle of Wight crude tanker tragedy

Cowes - It's been billed as the Island's environmental catastrophe of the century and has blighted the start of world famous Cowes Regatta Week. Reports this evening have confirmed the collision between an ocean going yacht, Atlanta of Chester, an...

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Funny story: Saudi whistleblower exposes underground oil production factories

Saudi whistleblower exposes underground oil production factories

(Riyadh, Saudi Arabia) I was granted an exclusive interview with a retired Saudi oil baron who wishes to remain anonymous exposing secret underground factories converting rubbish into crude oil. According to the baron, these conversion factories w...

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Funny story: Desperate to get Money out of the Off Shore Drilling Craze": Land locked Belarus builds its Own Sea

Desperate to get Money out of the Off Shore Drilling Craze": Land locked Belarus builds its Own Sea

The president of landlocked, Belarus, whose name is spelled with some fucking really weird characters that you will never see on a PS2 Playstation… well, that is if you are not shooting the fuck out those weird things with some really fucking weird n...

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Funny story: 'Ecuadorean saboteurs' now suspected behind Kingsnorth oil depot blaze

'Ecuadorean saboteurs' now suspected behind Kingsnorth oil depot blaze

Kent - Pals of Ecuadorean malicious law suit nutjobs are thought to be behind a massive blaze at the Eco Oil depot in Kingsnorth, Kent. The second 'arson' in just two days follows Thursday's Chevron Pembroke disaster where two tankers allegedly co...

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Funny story: U.S. Gasoline Falls Below $3.85 a Gallon, Travelers Temporarily Thrilled

U.S. Gasoline Falls Below $3.85 a Gallon, Travelers Temporarily Thrilled

Just in time for the Memorial Day weekend travel and the unofficial start to summer, U.S. gasoline prices have fallen below a national average price of $3.85 a gallon. Recent mandates by government officials had warned oil producers that collusi...

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Funny story: 'OMG! British woman owns 95% of all US oil and gas!!' as Obama and Cameron brazen out 'essential' US/UK bollox

'OMG! British woman owns 95% of all US oil and gas!!' as Obama and Cameron brazen out 'essential' US/UK bollox

London - Special relationship humbug plunged new depths today as gangster first cousins Barack Obama and David Cameron spun out more 'shoulder to shoulder' crap. A Daily Smearer rant published this morning hailed their 'deep emotional connection b...

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Funny story: Ken Clarke clarifies his position on Oilseed Rape

Ken Clarke clarifies his position on Oilseed Rape

Justice Secretary and Lord chancellor Kenneth (Ken) Clarke has issued a full and frank apology in attempt to clarify his position on Oilseed Rape. Mr Clarke was forced into the embarrassing climb-down because of comments he made on Radio 4's 'Far...

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Funny story: Oil Billionairres issue "Warning", to American public

Oil Billionairres issue "Warning", to American public

Due to an increasing number, of consumer complaints, about skyrocketting gas prices, the oil Billionairres, at Exxon, Mobile, Amoco, and others, have issued a joint press release. "If these American whiners do NOT stop bitching, about gas prices,...

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Funny story: Oil Execs to Congress: "Let Them Eat Cake, Ride Their Bicycles!"

Oil Execs to Congress: "Let Them Eat Cake, Ride Their Bicycles!"

The big oil executives came to Congress this last week and told them to "stick it!" As one executive put it, "Let them eat cake and if they can't afford a few dollars for gas they can ride their bicycles to the welfare office. Most of these people d...

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Funny story: World Oil To Cease Production Tomorrow At Noon

World Oil To Cease Production Tomorrow At Noon

The Netherlands - At precisely noon tomorrow, depending on what time noon arrives where you live, oil will officially stop production. While it had been previously thought there was one or two weeks of oil left, there really wasn't. A spokesm...

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Funny story: Libyan Fighting Intensifies: This Time Between French & English Troops Over Oil Rights!

Libyan Fighting Intensifies: This Time Between French & English Troops Over Oil Rights!

The bizarre skirmish in Libya took a turn for the worse today and fighting broke out between English and French Troops after Khaddaffy said he'd cut a special deal over oil rights to which ever Country backed him in his fight to retain power. Twen...

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Funny story: George Bush to Speak about Environmental Concerns

George Bush to Speak about Environmental Concerns

Fort Worth: President George W. Bush will be a key note speaker at Hart Energy's Developing Unconventional Gas Conference and Exhibition in Fort Worth. He will address environmental concerns. When asked why they chose to invite the former presid...

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Funny story: Vast Snake Oil Reserves Discovered In Washington: Energy Worries Over

Vast Snake Oil Reserves Discovered In Washington: Energy Worries Over

British Petroleum (BP) announced today that their geologic survey team discovered a vast pool of snake oil lying beneath the Washington, DC area, enough they say to take care of America's energy appetite for the next 80 years or so. This snake oil...

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