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Funny story: Chinese UFO Mystery Solved as Liu Xiaobo Accepts Peace Prize

Chinese UFO Mystery Solved as Liu Xiaobo Accepts Peace Prize

Recent sightings of UFOs in China have had Chinese government officials quite puzzled as an almost regular procession of gigantic glowing spacecraft have been hovering dangerously close to the Baotou and Xiaoshan Airports. At last count, there have...

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Funny story: Justin Beiber surprise nominee for Nobel Peace Prize Award

Justin Beiber surprise nominee for Nobel Peace Prize Award

He's had bottles thrown at him. He's sang a load of shit songs. And he's practically murdered the pop scene today. But toddler/teenager Justin "B-Man" Beiber has been nominated to win the Nobel Peace Prize. The lad, who's just about to sit his...

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Funny story: Pornography on the Internet nominated for Nobel Peace Prize.

Pornography on the Internet nominated for Nobel Peace Prize.

One surprising contender for the Nobel Peace Prize this year, more so than the Internet itself, or last years winner, Barrack Obama, who bagged the peace gong just for turning up it seems, is Internet Porn. The internet is just one other of the m...

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Funny story: Nobel Winners Embarrassed: Can't Find Example Of Winning Material

Nobel Winners Embarrassed: Can't Find Example Of Winning Material

Physics Nobel Prize Winners Andrei Geim and Konstantin Novoselov have lost the very thing that won them the accolade. Geim and Konstantin are the inventors of graphene - a flat sheet of carbon just one atom thick. It is extremely strong and is a g...

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Funny story: Test-Tube Baby a 'Big, Fat Mess,' and 'Has No Soul,' Says Doctor Who Created Her

Test-Tube Baby a 'Big, Fat Mess,' and 'Has No Soul,' Says Doctor Who Created Her

Drs. Patrick Steptoe and Robert Edwards, who were awarded the Noble Prize For Crimes Against Humanity today, now say that their creation, a child manufactured via in-vitro fertilization, "has no soul. She is a big, fat mess, and should never have bee...

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Funny story: Nobel Prize In Economics To Go To The One American Who Didn't Spend More Than What He Had

Nobel Prize In Economics To Go To The One American Who Didn't Spend More Than What He Had

The Nobel Committee has awarded this year's Nobel Prize to P.E. Educator Michael "Coach" Mowry. "Mike Mowry has for years saved his hard earned money. Mowry has not racked up back-breaking debt to buy crap no one needs, that makes him a unique figure...

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Funny story: "Dumb" Marie Curie to be posthumously stripped of Nobel Prize for Health and Safety violations

"Dumb" Marie Curie to be posthumously stripped of Nobel Prize for Health and Safety violations

Polish physicist and chemist Marie Curie is to be posthumously stripped of her Nobel Prize after being branded as "dumb beyond belief" by the Norweigan Nobel Committee. Curie, who was originally rewarded the prize for her pioneering work in the fi...

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Funny story: Carnage As Dove Wins Peace Prize

Carnage As Dove Wins Peace Prize

A single white dove has won this years Nobel Peace prize in a shock announcement from the Norwegian Nobel Committee, only to be brutally killed moments later. Gary, a white Columba livia domestica, or white domestic pigeon, was hand picked from ov...

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Funny story: Obama Must Return Nobel Peace Prize According To Committee

Obama Must Return Nobel Peace Prize According To Committee

Thorbjorn Jagland, head of the Nobel Peace Prize Committee has sent an official notice to the White House, asking that the Obama Prize for 2009 be returned. "Since the President gave the money he received to charity, we are not asking for its retu...

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Funny story: Nobel Prize for Medical Excellence to Obama: Proctologist of the Decade!

Nobel Prize for Medical Excellence to Obama: Proctologist of the Decade!

As if one Nobel for Obama wasn't enough, word from Oslo purports he's in line for yet another, but curiously enough, he's been 'deemed' to have EARNED this latest award : Proctologist of the Decade! According to the Proclamation, the award was f...

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Funny story: Patrick Starr to be awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature

Patrick Starr to be awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature

In a surprising announcement, the Nobel committee confirmed that Patrick Starr, the character actor made famous by his role on Spongebob Squarepants, will receive the Nobel prize for literature. Patrick Starr is the Author of the novel "Undersea."...

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Funny story: Gary Neville, gains Nobel Peace Prize!

Gary Neville, gains Nobel Peace Prize!

Gary Neville 35, is to receive the Nobel Peace prize, for services to sport and peaceful protest. Others who have received such award, Ghandi, Obama even Al Gore. Neville's performance at the Eastlands Stadium earlier in January, gave Peace Prize...

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Funny story: Peace campaigners want a war

Peace campaigners want a war

Peace campaigners throughout the world are calling for a war against corrupt war mongering politicians after they were furious that Barack Obama was given the noble peace prize at the same time as he announced he was sending 30,000 more American troo...

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Funny story: Obama Peace Prize Puzzle Solved

Obama Peace Prize Puzzle Solved

I was right all along. Our President's surprising receipt of the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize WAS a conpsiracy. And I am the first to be able to publish all the details. Read on... 1) Norway and Denmark are both part of Scandinavia, also know as 'the Nordic Countries.' Obama rhymes with Scandinavia, and Barack rhymes with Nordic. Sort of. Hey, it's my conspiracy theory! 2) Vikings were Norse (Scan...

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Funny story: Nelson Mandela To Obama: My Nobel Peace Prize Kicks Your Nobel Peace Prize's Ass!

Nelson Mandela To Obama: My Nobel Peace Prize Kicks Your Nobel Peace Prize's Ass!

Former President of South Africa and Nobel Peace Prize winner, when it WAS a Peace Prize, Nelson Mandela said today that Barack Obama didn't do shit to deserve his award. "You think you're hot shit", a source close to Mandela states that the anti-...

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Funny story: Nobel Peace Prize Add Big Hooters, Penis To Qualifications

Nobel Peace Prize Add Big Hooters, Penis To Qualifications

After catching so much flak over awarding President Barack Obama with this year's Nobel Peace Prize, the committee says they will now consider adding the occurrence of big hooters and peckers to the qualifications. "I don't know how else to keep p...

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Funny story: Obama Not So Noble As He Flies Out of Oslo in A Rage After He Disses King and Gets Called "A Lout!"

Obama Not So Noble As He Flies Out of Oslo in A Rage After He Disses King and Gets Called "A Lout!"

President Barack Hussein Obama, who said he only had time to fly in and pick up his $1m Nobel Piece Prize, ignoring protocol by turning down a luncheon date with the Viking King, flew into a rage when he was told there was a three day bank hold on...

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