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Funny story: Pieces of 2007 Sold on Ebay

Pieces of 2007 Sold on Ebay

San Jose, Calfornia (IPP) - Pieces of 2007 are for sale on eBay. The 2007 items range in price from $109 on up. Some sellers are placing the items in the "Buy It Now" category for the benefit of impatient buyers who simply can not wait fo...

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Funny story: Man breaks resolution record

Man breaks resolution record

CHARLOTTE - A Charlotte man broke the world's record for breaking a New Year's resolution.

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Funny story: Residents at a convalescents center still recovering after New Year's Eve bash

Residents at a convalescents center still recovering after New Year's Eve bash

Residents of the Closer To Thee Assisted Living and Convalescents Center in Chapel Hill were reported recovering this morning after gathering last night at the center's clubhouse to stay warm and bring in the New Year.

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Funny story: New Year to be Delayed by 24 Hours

New Year to be Delayed by 24 Hours

Mount Palomar, California (IPP) - The impending arrival of the new year has been put off for an additional 24 hours this year.

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Funny story: New Year's Resolutions for the Year of the Mouse

New Year's Resolutions for the Year of the Mouse

There are two moments that are guaranteed every year. One, is some politician/celebrity doing or saying something which is completely stupid, asinine, idiotic, mindless or moronic. The other, is New Year's Resolutions by some politician/celebrity which are absurd, ludicrous, inane, ridiculous or foolish.

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Funny story: God recalls the year 2007; space-time continuum to be reset back one year at midnight on New Year's Eve; quantum mechanics fear end of the Universe

God recalls the year 2007; space-time continuum to be reset back one year at midnight on New Year's Eve; quantum mechanics fear end of the Universe

Vatican City - It's official. At the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve 2007 God will turn back the hands of time, resetting the space-time continuum back to December 31, 2006. The act of God was requested by Pope Benedict XVI when he praye...

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Funny story: Shock new pet sweeps the nation

Shock new pet sweeps the nation

A shock new pet has overtaken Puppies, Kittens, Hamsters, Goldfish, and Scorpions in the race for most abandoned present in the new year.

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Funny story: Sylvia Browne Predicts Coming Of The Year 2008

Sylvia Browne Predicts Coming Of The Year 2008

NEW YORK -- With 2007 already 11 months old, people around the world are impatiently awaiting the arrival of a new year. And they won't have to wait much longer, according to popular psychic Sylvia Browne. To the delight of many, Browne claimed...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise's 2007 Resolution From Scientologist To Existentialist

Tom Cruise's 2007 Resolution From Scientologist To Existentialist

(Los Angeles--CA) Who was that little man coming out of a Starbucks on Wilshire Boulevard wearing a beret and shouting lines from Jean Paul Sartre's play "No Exit" mixed with profanity 2AM New Year's Day? According to TheSmokingGun.

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Funny story: New New Year Tradition

New New Year Tradition

A New, New Year's celebration spontaneously appeared this year all over the new west as an alternative to watching the ole, hackneyed Times Square ball do its droll descent. Pointer and countless other New Westies thought in honor of 3,000 dead A...

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Funny story: More Sex Partners is Top New Year's Resolution

More Sex Partners is Top New Year's Resolution

Having more sex partners is America's top New Year's resolution for 2007. According to a survey by ACNielsen, 74% of us aspire to have more sex partners. This by followed by 12% who want to lose weight, and 8% who want to stop getting calle...

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Funny story: Queen's Hogmanay heart attack as Wacko arrives at Sandringham

Queen's Hogmanay heart attack as Wacko arrives at Sandringham

Sandringham, Norfolk - (Ass Mess): Paramedics have rushed to Sandringham House after the royal butler dialled 999 and said the Queen had had a heart attack. The coronary happened shortly HM was told Michael Jackson had arrived unexpectedly demanding...

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Funny story: London's Shame Happy New Year DIY Party

London's Shame Happy New Year DIY Party

Mayor and King of London, Ken Livingstone, is today defending once more the fact that one of the world's premier capitals is not putting on any sort of decent official New Year celebrations.

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Funny story: New Years Day Pushed Back to Jan 2nd

New Years Day Pushed Back to Jan 2nd

Macy's (the parade people) decided to move Jan 1st to Jan 2nd this year in order to complete work on their Every Member of Congress Playing Texas Hold'em float still under construction.

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Funny story: Psychic Predictions Accuracy for 2005 Phenomenal

Psychic Predictions Accuracy for 2005 Phenomenal

Baton Rouge, Jan. 10, 2006 - Each new year always brings with it a long list of predictions by psychics and the like, entertaining thousands of readers of tabloids and other such publications. But how often do people look back to the previous years p...

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Funny story: New Year Delayed by One Second

New Year Delayed by One Second

Washington (REUTERS) - People all over the world, celebrating the New Year this year will have to wait a whole second. For the first time in seven years there will be a "leap second". Atomic clocks around the world will have an extr...

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Funny story: A New Year Love Letter to Prince Charles

A New Year Love Letter to Prince Charles

The lifelong imaginary romance with the to be good King Charles has ended the 46 year old allegedly female, authentic daughter of President John F. Kennedy/John Astor announced today.

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