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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Rescues Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe

Angelina Jolie Rescues Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe

The old woman "had so many children she didn't know what to do." But Angie knew EXACTLY what to do.

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Funny story: Fire in New Orleans

Fire in New Orleans

A small fire happened in New Orleans and basically nobody cared. Samuel Michael Schildkraut spent some three and a half years in New Orleans and recalls, "As with many cities and towns, you'll meet some very nice people, but it was hard to f...

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Funny story: NOLA SWAB Name Change

NOLA SWAB Name Change

New Orleans, LA - The first anniversary of one of the worst disasters (natural) to hit the US has caused many to peer into their retrospectroscopes in the hopes either of finding ways to improve crisis response (numerous Katrina authors), or ass cov...

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Funny story: Pistons Defeat Cleveland Cavaliers in Game 7; Gooden Upset with Life-Switch

Pistons Defeat Cleveland Cavaliers in Game 7; Gooden Upset with Life-Switch

Detroit, Michigan-The recent life-switch of newly re-elected New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin and Cleveland Cavaliers Forward Drew Gooden proved only fruitful for Nagin Sunday, as the Cavaliers were eliminated from their game seven NBA playoff series with...

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Funny story: Revisiting New Orleans, George Bush Ignores Ruin, Distributes More Cake

Revisiting New Orleans, George Bush Ignores Ruin, Distributes More Cake

NEW ORLEANS (Reuters)--President Bush launched his first trip to the flood-ravaged city of New Orleans in three months on Thursday, scooting about in the presidential limo and declaring that the destroyed city was "one heck of a place to bring y...

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Funny story: Man's Bathtub Rubber Ducky Lost In New Orleans

Man's Bathtub Rubber Ducky Lost In New Orleans

NEW ORLEANS - After being kept away for months from his multi-generational home in this flood ravaged city, Beaux Landry, 40, returned to find his bathtub rubber ducky had floated away when the floodwaters reached the second floor of his house.

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Funny story: Air Force One Has Attitude

Air Force One Has Attitude

Due to the number of trips back and forth to New Orleans accumulating flight miles, President Bush will soon be able to fly first class free for the rest of his life after leaving office. Former head of FEMA, Michael Brown, described the Governor of...

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Funny story: Texans Blame Rita's Approach on New Orleans Evacuees, Tell Them to Leave!

Texans Blame Rita's Approach on New Orleans Evacuees, Tell Them to Leave!

Texans are up in arms over the approach of Hurricane Rita, believing that the nasty bitch has followed the New Orleans Evacuees to their state. President Bush released the following statement to the press.

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Funny story: Get Off Your Asses...and take me to Baton Rouge

Get Off Your Asses...and take me to Baton Rouge

Interview with New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin: AG: How is progress going in the city? Mayor Nagin: It's looking fine. The water is receding. People are being fed. There is law and order in Baton Rouge. AG: Uh...I meant how are things in New...

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Funny story: Entrepreneur Bottles Toxic New Orleans Floodwater

Entrepreneur Bottles Toxic New Orleans Floodwater

Jefferson Parish -- Entrepreneur Roubideux Barr today began offering liter bottles and gallon jugs of toxic New Orleans floodwater on his website www.bigeasyaqua.com. Flood water taken from various locations in New Orleans is available, including th...

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Funny story: George Bush Samples Cajun Cuisine

George Bush Samples Cajun Cuisine

NEW ORLEANS (AP)-Eager to show his concern for New Orleans hurricane and flood victims amidst accusations that federal relief efforts had greatly failed, President George Bush and his advisors flew by helicopter deep into the flood-ravaged city and s...

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Funny story: "Shoot to Kill" -- Louisiana Governor Blanco Declares Open Season on New Orleans Looters

"Shoot to Kill" -- Louisiana Governor Blanco Declares Open Season on New Orleans Looters

Baton Rouge -- Louisiana Governor Blanco announced a temporary closure of tourist season in New Orleans, and declared "open season" on looters. No sex, size or weight limitations on looters were declared, to the delight of big game hunter...

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Funny story: The Bachelor Party That Almost Happened

The Bachelor Party That Almost Happened

Senior Editor Martin Chase returned this morning to the D.C. Bureau bullpen to regale us with tales of his Bachelor Party weekend in New Orleans. The outstanding pictures, which, a quick-witted journalist like myself noticed immediately, show absolutely no nightlife or scantily clad women. A wary feeling of disappointment began bubbling within me.

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Funny story: Louisiana Imposes Tax on Public Urination

Louisiana Imposes Tax on Public Urination

New Orleans - Do you have the "urge" and little time to spare? You may be out of luck according to Louisiana lawmakers. A new ordinance hit the books Monday that seeks to eliminate all public urination and defecation on public streets.

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