Insider information indicates Ms. Pelosi has taken a further step toward curtailing Mr. Trump. Transcript of an interview with a major news outlet (not yet released) indicates Ms. Pelosi is not content to stop at impeachment. "That sounded goo…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind is reporting that one of their recent polls shows that Trump and 27 Trumptards are the only dumbbells in the nation who still think that the lying, orange SOB actually won. Those Trump basers are th…
BILLINGSGATE POST: President-elect Joe Bien has decided to dissolve the Secret Service and replace it with an Imperial Palace Eunuch Corps when he takes office. Biden quoted Han Fei Tzu, a revered Chinese Minister of State and man of letters who…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Consolidated News Magazine’s Tansy Fifi Aberdeen, has just written that President Trump has morphed into a sad, sad, pitiful, pathetic little man. She added that the fact that, in four years, Trump the Chump spewed…
The recent stimulus package, which had bi-partisan support, provided for a $600 payment to approximately 160 million Americans. Donald Trump, as unpredictable as ever, lambasted the measure, because it included a whole bunch of garbage, and called f…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – One of Senator Mitch McConnell’s former senate aides has told RumorLand News that the senator from Kentucky is nothing but a two-faced hypocrite. The former aide said that, on several occasions recently, she over…
Speaker of the House Pelosi and California's Governor Newsom have again been caught at the threshold of an embarrassing moment. First it was Ms. Pelosi holding a dinner for incoming Democratic house members, with special air conditioning units and…
Mayor of New York, Bill DeBlasio, reports his daughter is recovering nicely and will be released soon. His daughter, Chiara DeBlasio, 25, showed signs of a second indication of perfide rei publicae lingua (rogue political tongue) in Democratic Cir…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler, an undercover agent hired by Trump attorney, Rudy Giuliani, to investigate voter fraud in Philadelphia, revealed that he had broken the code of an underground voter clearance site, nicknamed “Projec…
With mainstream media calling the election for Mr. Biden, new marketing opportunities have immediately emerged. A day ago that same MSM press was speaking of “the incredible shrinking electoral count” as various states reported shenanigans, with B…
Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, has ripped open a new controversy on who might be fiddling with election results. Last Thursday, she stated that Mr. Biden will be president come next January 21, “whatever the vote count.” The key considerat…
Former business associate of Hunter Biden, Mr. Tony Bobulinski, yesterday invited Representative Schiff to a showdown and “manly resolution”. “In the old days, there was the duel,” Mr. Bobulinski (earlier an expert wrestler) said. “Today? Well, h…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Vox Populi is reporting that Trump and the GOPunks have gotten their way. They have shoved in yet another Republican puppet to do whatever the “Divider-in-Chief” wants this spineless Raggedy Ann to do. Vox Populi…
Incredible surprise. Stop the world. Donald Trump did not win the Nobel Peace Prize. You’d think that, after separating babies and children from parents, putting children in cages, and locking them in those cages, Donald Trump actually thought he cou…
Donald Trump was witnessed going down the escalator in 2015, introducing his racism to the world, then occupying the White House for four years, exercising an agenda of incompetence, to the extent of over 200,000 dead due to the coronavirus. But, in…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Slim Everdingle and Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler have come a long way. Just a year ago, they were dutifully monitoring the cross-dressing escapades of James Comey and Robert Mueller from their government issued, vintage 1952 St…
SHEOL—Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the new Press Secretary for Satan, announced today that the Dark Lord is opening a new circle in Hell, specifically for the overflow of Evangelicals who have been flooding His underworld domain ever since the 2016 electi…
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