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Funny story: Secret Agent, 'won't remove tea towel.'

Secret Agent, 'won't remove tea towel.'

A secret agent has been caught spying within the NSA, but won't remove his tea towel. Claim experts. 'We're going to have to interrogate him. I mean we were going to anyway...but yea.' A Military official. 'At this stage we're pretty sure th...

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Funny story: NSA Whistleblower Edward Snowden Is On The Verge of Getting Married To President Putin's Niece

NSA Whistleblower Edward Snowden Is On The Verge of Getting Married To President Putin's Niece

MOSCOW - The notorious National Security Agency leaker Edward Snowden recently talked with Vodkavich, the national news agency of Russia. He remarked that he feels like he has become part of the Russian family after having been graciously granted...

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Funny story: President Vladimir Putin Says That Thanks To Edward Snowden He Has Learned More About The United States Than He Could Ever Have Imagined

President Vladimir Putin Says That Thanks To Edward Snowden He Has Learned More About The United States Than He Could Ever Have Imagined

MOSCOW - Russian President Vladimir Putin recently told the Russian News Agency, Vodkavich, that granting NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden asylum is the greatest Russian accomplishment in over 60 years. President Putin added that the best politica...

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Funny story: National Security Agency to shift from spying to matchmaking

National Security Agency to shift from spying to matchmaking

CLASSIFIED - The nation's premier intelligence organization is getting out of the espionage game to become the world's largest computer dating service, according to documents released today by super snitch Edward Snowden. At an undisclosed locati...

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Funny story: U.S. Government issued with ASBO and Internet Ban by South London Borough

U.S. Government issued with ASBO and Internet Ban by South London Borough

The tiny London borough of Balham made international headlines today when it persuaded a south London magistrate to issue an Anti-Social Behaviour Order and Internet ban on the U.S. government and all of its agencies including the infamous N.S.A. Ne...

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Funny story: NSA invasive implant teams to drop on leaders across the globe

NSA invasive implant teams to drop on leaders across the globe

Under a siege of critical response regarding massive NSA surveillance of more than 35 world leaders, including US allies, Washington leaders are braced and defensive, none more so than GOP Representative Peter King. A spokesperson for Mr. King (wh...

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Funny story: National Security Agency to Shut Down French Shower Cams

National Security Agency to Shut Down French Shower Cams

Washington D.C.-In the wake of the last scandal, the National Security Agency has been forced to admit the failure of yet another one of it's spy programs: The French Shower Cam Initiative. Designed to catch French citizens at their worst-naked an...

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Funny story: French Foreign Legion to sue NSA

French Foreign Legion to sue NSA

Washington AC/DC - The military service wing of the French Army [sic] is up in arms about being infiltrated by the NSA in the latest twist of the Gallic surrender monkey saga. The spat is part of the notorious - and ongoing - 2003 standoff when th...

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Funny story: President Obama Brings Happiness To A Child

President Obama Brings Happiness To A Child

US President, Barack Obama, today brought a delighted smile to the face of a ten year old English girl. 'I lost my mobile phone last month,' explained Sophie Harris from Cornwall, England. 'I was really, really upset as it had details of all my fr...

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Funny story: Senator Feinstein decides reporters must have government clearance

Senator Feinstein decides reporters must have government clearance

Senator Feinstein is currently reported working toward legislation which will limit those who can report the news to official government representatives, with their work "classified." That is, reporters will soon be government workers with special...

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Funny story: NSA Reports Someone Somewhere is Planning Something

NSA Reports Someone Somewhere is Planning Something

(Undisclosed Location - USA) The National Security Agency published a 100 page document stating that "someone somewhere is planning something" against an as yet unidentified target, location, agency or individual. "We can unequivocally and without a...

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Funny story: President Obama Offers A $3 Million Reward For The Capture and Safe Return To America of Edward Snowden

President Obama Offers A $3 Million Reward For The Capture and Safe Return To America of Edward Snowden

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama met with Vice-President Joe Biden and two unnamed high-ranking Republican senators to discuss the situation regarding Edward Snowden, AKA The NSA Leaker. White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax informed the White...

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Funny story: Russian Military Will Begin Experiments with Edward Snowden's Brain

Russian Military Will Begin Experiments with Edward Snowden's Brain

You may have heard the rumor about the Russian military taking possession of Edward Snowden for scientific experimentation. As it turns out, Snowden was given political asylum but it was recently revealed that it was in exchange for making a secret...

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Funny story: NSA admits to rummaging through garbage of every American

NSA admits to rummaging through garbage of every American

WASHINGTON, DC - In a stunning admission, the National Security Agency unlawfully gathered thousands of tons of garbage from Americans as part of a now-revised collection method, according to a 2012 secret court opinion. The 3,287-page opinion, re...

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Funny story: Guardian type hard drive extermination program goes planetary

Guardian type hard drive extermination program goes planetary

Destruction of Snowden-data hard drives at Guardian offices, revealed yesterday, is the beginning of a much wider program to eliminate not only related leak-data but any references to, or recollections of, the man and the name Snowden. According t...

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Funny story: US spy industry disguises intelligence with stupidity

US spy industry disguises intelligence with stupidity

Washington, DC -- From dropping the ball on 9/11 to identifying non-existent weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, America's intelligence industry seems forever to be on the losing side. The most recent publicly documented failure: allowing a freel...

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Funny story: Secret NSA meeting on transparency blocked and bamboozled

Secret NSA meeting on transparency blocked and bamboozled

An inside report from NSA HQ indicates a very serious meeting of top NSA officials took place today to "buttress" the President's recent public remarks on more transparency needed for massive dragnet surveillance. These NSA officials cannot be nam...

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