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Funny story: Russell Brand and Danica Patrick Spotted In Her Race Car At The La Brea Tar Pits

Russell Brand and Danica Patrick Spotted In Her Race Car At The La Brea Tar Pits

LA BREA, California - Rumors recently had the soon-to-be-divorced Danica Patrick involved with Dancing With The Stars dancer Derek Hough. Danica denied the rumors saying that Derek was just helping her get over her depressed state by teaching her...

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Funny story: NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Denies The Derek Hough Rumors

NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Denies The Derek Hough Rumors

AMARILLO, Texas - NASCAR race driver Danica Patrick was in the Texas panhandle visiting one of her cousins identified as Aspen Loopkinlocker. Recent reports have stated that Danica's marriage has hit a big oil spill and her #10 race car is spinnin...

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Funny story: NASCAR To Merge With Professional Wrestling

NASCAR To Merge With Professional Wrestling

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - High ranking officials with NASCAR recently got together with some high ranking professional wrestling officials at a Captain Cluckity Cluck Clucks Chicken Shack in Charlotte. They discussed the possibility of the two f...

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Funny story: NASCAR'S Danica Patrick's Marriage Hits The Wall

NASCAR'S Danica Patrick's Marriage Hits The Wall

SCOTTSDALE, Arizona - Word out of the World of NASCAR is that Danica Patrick's marriage is starting to sputter. According to Tango Brisket with Sports Territory Magazine, Patrick's number 10 race car has hit some oil slicks on the marital race tra...

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Funny story: Jeff Gordon Nascar Fight Triggered By Texting

Jeff Gordon Nascar Fight Triggered By Texting

Homestead, FL - The embarrassing brawl that Nascar Superstar, Jeff Gordon, and his pit crew were involved in at the Phoenix International Raceway on Sunday with rival Clint Bowyer, appears to have been in the name of track safety. It seems that the u...

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Funny story: The Behind-The-Scenes Story of The NASCAR Feud Between Jeff Gordon and Clint Bowyer

The Behind-The-Scenes Story of The NASCAR Feud Between Jeff Gordon and Clint Bowyer

ATLANTA - NASCAR vice-president of Oil Changes Clyde P. Duckmeister, was asked to comment on the recent unfortunate incident which occurred in Phoenix at the Phoenix International Raceway in which Jeff Gordon purposely drove his number 24 car into Cl...

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Funny story: NASCAR Strike Looming - Replacement Drivers Will Soon Be Interviewed

NASCAR Strike Looming - Replacement Drivers Will Soon Be Interviewed

ATLANTA - Rumors of a looming strike by NASCAR race drivers are starting to spread like a swarm of locusts in Queensland, Australia. A union representative for the drivers Larkin "Pistons" Waxington, 29, stated that negotiations between NASCAR exe...

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Funny story: NASCAR Announces A Monumental Change In Its Races

NASCAR Announces A Monumental Change In Its Races

DAYTONA BEACH, Florida - NASCAR first came into being in 1947, when it was organized by Bill France. The auto racing giant now sanctions over 1,500 races in over 40 states including the countries of Switzerland, Cambodia, and Bolivia. NASCAR Vi...

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Funny story: A Boy's Letter to NASCAR - With Response

A Boy's Letter to NASCAR - With Response

Dear NASCAR, my name is Billy Bob. I am 11 years old and attend Podunk elementary here in Podunk. Our science teacher, Mr. Oakley showed us a picture of a galaxy called 101 in class last Tuesday. He said that the stars on the inside track aren't going faster than the ones on the outside. In fact, he said the ones on the outside are going faster because they are traveling a greater dist...

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Funny story: At Charlotte Speedway Cars Drive Fast in Circles

At Charlotte Speedway Cars Drive Fast in Circles

The Coca Cola 600 was under way this week with many automobiles--this reporter counted at least seven of them--driving at high speeds along a circular track. For some reason a crowd of spectators gathered to watch the cars traveling in circles.

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson Confesses That Her Nude Posing Days Are Definitely Over

Pamela Anderson Confesses That Her Nude Posing Days Are Definitely Over

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson was recently interviewed by iRumors at an IHIPHOP Soul Food Restaurant in West Hollywood. Anderson sat at the bar in a zebra striped tube top and matching short shorts as she spoke with reporter Taffeta Kixx. She w...

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Funny story: Compensation Claim

Compensation Claim

The American government has decided it will pay out $1billion in compensation to several Native American tribes for "mishandling of Native American monies and properties". Or in civilian speak "for robbing the shit out of a people and culture". Th...

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Funny story: Michelle booed by crowd at NASCAR who fart, belch, and scratch for an encore!

Michelle booed by crowd at NASCAR who fart, belch, and scratch for an encore!

Sports Today Magazine published an editorial this morning that reads in part: Michelle booed by crowd at NASCAR who fart, belch, and scratch for an encore! "First of all, the editorial board of this magazine apologizes for what seems like very crude journalism. We did this on purpose. How else do you call out crude and indecent behavior? First of all, is NASCAR really a sport? There are ma...

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Funny story: NASCAR's Kyle Busch Has Hired The Services of Famed Attorney Gloria Allred

NASCAR's Kyle Busch Has Hired The Services of Famed Attorney Gloria Allred

AVONDALE, Arizona - Kyle Busch who let road rage get to him down at The Truck Series in Texas sat down and made an apology to the makers of M&M's Plain and M&M's Peanut, who are his primary sponsors. Busch, sat at a table while eating a ba...

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Funny story: After the Kyle Busch brawl: NASCAR orders gun racks installed in all race cars

After the Kyle Busch brawl: NASCAR orders gun racks installed in all race cars

Only a week after star driver Kyle Busch narrowly escaped a brutal beating at the hands of senior citizen Richard Childress, NASCAR has mandated the installation of shotgun racks in all race vehicles. "We've got to give our drivers the tools they...

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Funny story: Congress Votes To Continue Military Support for NASCAR As Long as One Driver is Gay and Drives a Chevy Volt

Congress Votes To Continue Military Support for NASCAR As Long as One Driver is Gay and Drives a Chevy Volt

Good news and bad news today as Congress voted to keep military funding in place to sponsor US Army ads on NASCAR Sprint Cup driver Ryan Newman's car. The Bad News? Nancy Pelosi amendment requires NASCAR to find a gay driver for a Government Motor's...

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Funny story: Jimmie Johnson Outperforms Zenyatta to Win Breeders' Cup!

Jimmie Johnson Outperforms Zenyatta to Win Breeders' Cup!

(Louisville, Kentucky) - NASCAR Sprint Cup driver Jimmie Johnson blew past the field to win the Breeders' Cup at Churchill Downs. "I really need to thank my team for this big win," said Johnson, age 35. Meanwhile, the 6-year-old mare Zenyatta e...

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