There was some stifled laughter from a passenger on a Bangkok bus this morning, when it was noted that a fellow passenger, a soldier who was laden down with a heavy knapsack, had attached a rather childish-looking furry Teddy Bear key fob to his bag.
The British Military are short of cash and over-run with all manner of miliary machinery and will be holding an auction soon in order to get a bit of cash back in their coffers. Fewer men in the military means fewer pieces of hardware required, so about 600 tanks, four frigates and destroyers, all manner of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces will be placed up for auction very soon. It...
Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Admiral John Mullen, issued a statement today regarding new guidelines to be included in the Uniform Code of Military Justice. With the repeal of the "don't ask, don't tell" rule, the Pentagon has been working...
After the successful test of its first ever Giant Death Ray, China has reiterated to U.S. officials that it is in no way meant to challenge or threaten American military interests in the Pacific, or elsewhere. In a statement released during Defen…
Secretary of Defense, Robert Gates, in response to the question about whether straights would be ordered to use the same toilet facilities as gays and lesbians, under the threat of court martial, responded by saying that this controversial subject ha...
The whole fabric and tradition of the British Army was in turmoil today, when it was announced that a Gay soldier had been found amongst the ranks of the finest fighting force in the world. Major Arnold Limpy, the Armed Forces press officer said;...
President Barry " Folks, I want to be your buddy, " Obama has finally been forced to make a public announcement concerning the national embarrassment over the Wikileaks hoorah which he is now linking to his push to abolish the "don't ask, don't te...
A top Canadian Military man has been erased as only the Canadians know how to do. This despicable person was allowed to wear his uniform by day, command troops and pick up a huge pay check whilst sexually assaulting and even killing women, by ni...
With expectations for decreases in overall sales in part due to new cigarette packaging with graphic lung pictures, tobacco companies are pitching a new line of products to the U.S. military to shore up those losses. Demonstrating a new line of sm...
In what is being billed as the first feature-length film focusing on the controversial don't ask, don't tell military policy, "Shaving Ryan's Privates" is due out in spring 2011, and its producers have just announced that the starring role has been g...
Amid an increasing number of clashes between the Turkish military and the outlawed Kurdistan Workers' Party, or PKK, Sendogan Yazici from Istanbul has become the 121st Turk to declare his conscientious objection to military service. In a press con...
Latest Russian attempts to make huge savings on military expenditure have been dismissed as "no threat" by a NATO expert. In the latest cost-cutting scheme the Russians have built a large range of inflatable miltary decoys - from tanks to entire r...
WASHINGTON - As part of the US Military's ongoing campaign against low rations, a squad of highly-trained soldiers launched a tactical strike on Washington native David Turtle's fridge at 0600 hours Monday morning. The plans were drawn up two months...
(UPIS) The oceanic divisions of the United States Armed Forces-the Navy, Marines, Coast Guard, and Seals (both Regular and Elephant)-could be facing a brand-new threat: killer anchor babies. The State Department today issued a warning detailing th...
German Führer Horst Koehler says he is resigning immediately, following criticism of remarks he made about German military deployments abroad. Mr Koehler had linked missions such as the Sudetenland and eastern Czechoslovakia deployment with Leben...
"Don't Ask, Don't Tell," conservative groups are claiming that the problem of homosexual misconduct in the military, including sexual assaults will only become worse. Worse, does that mean it's bad right now? Some say this is a last desperate atte...
WASHINGTON (May 24) -- Congress may vote as early as Thursday to repeal the military's "don't ask, don't tell" law on gays, but when asked questions by White House reporters, Defense Secretary Robert Gates, who has a proud chin, carved by the winds o...
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