CLEVELAND – (Sports Satire) - MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred has been warning all the teams about their childish, immature bench-clearing brawls, and now the unthinkable has happened. One of these pushing matches that make these macho ball players l…
ATLANTA – (Sports Satire) - ESPN-4 is reporting that Liberty Media Corporation, which owns the Atlanta Braves, wants their fans to please be patient because they are in the process of changing the team name. A spokesperson for the Braves organizat…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - Rob Manfred, commissioner of Major League Baseball, told ESPN-4 that the biggest problem he is facing is the incessant epidemic outbreak of bench-clearing brawls. He stated that he has made it abundantly clear to…
PITTSBURGH – (Baseball Satire) - There hasn't been much for the Pirate fans to cheer about so far this season, as their beloved team has the worst record of any Major League Baseball team. Manager Derek “The Shelster” Shelton was asked by a report…
OAKLAND – (Sports Satire) - It appears that, lately, anytime that there is a bench-clearing incident, chances are the Astros are one of the two participating teams. One sports writer from Tijuana, Mexico, wrote that the Astros seem to draw controv…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - In an effort to try and get away a bit from the constant Coronavirus pandemic talk, the Sports Bet Gazette has just named baseball’s ugliest stadium. And the dubious award goes to Miller Park, home of the Milwauke…
HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) - The Electoral College Astros, as many L.A. Dodger fans call them, lost to the other L.A. team, the Los Angeles Angels, 5-4. A groundskeeper reported that, during the game, he counted at least 43 hot dogs that were throw…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - MLB Commissioner Rob “The Man” Manfred says that he has been catching hell from a lot of people regarding the baseball season. He explained to sports reporters that none of the players are adhering to the no high-…
MIAMI - (Sports Satire) - Rob Manfred, commissioner of MLB, has told the sports media that every day, his damn headache gets worse and worse. He pointed out that, now, a team of baseball park inspectors are recommending that the Florida Marlins'…
BILLINGSGATE POST: This is right out of the classic skit done years ago by comedians Abbott and Costello. Who’s on first? Looking Glass War 101. By reversing the letters, BLM becomes MLB. Black Lives Matter becomes Major League Baseball. To th…
MIAMI - (Sports Satire) - The sports world is in a state of shock, as they have just learned that the Florida Marlins have announced that a dozen of their players now have COVID-19. Team manager, Don Mattingly, stated that they still have 43 other…
NEW YORK CITY – (Fake News) Major League Baseball has just issued a directive that will outlaw the current fad practice of cardboard cut-out fans in the stands. The fad reportedly either started with the Baltimore Orioles or the Chicago White Sox,…
NEW YORK CITY – MLB’s Ruling Committee has just made it known, by a unanimous vote of 16-0, that they've agreed to not allow President Trump to set foot in any Major League baseball park. The committee stated that the reason is, that he is so egot…
ATLANTA – The Savannah Blaster-Register is reporting that the Atlanta Braves organization sent out over 23,000 survey cards to their season ticket holders. They asked what name they would like to see replace the Braves moniker. The organization…
HOUSTON – The Astros organization recently told The Sports Mirror, they feel they've finally fallen back into the good graces with their fans, their non-fans, and the umpires union. An Astros spokesperson stated that the owner, John “Whooping” Cra…
NEW YORK CITY – A spokesman for the New York Yankees has stated that they have listened to the complaints of their southern fans, but the name will remain as it has been for 107 years, since 1913. A group of southern Yankees fans submitted a petit…
NEW YORK CITY – A spokesperson for MLB has issued a new official directive. When the season starts, each and every baseball must be sprayed with Lysol Disinfectant before each and every pitch. MLB points out that failure to comply with this direct…
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