Over and over again I have reported that Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe, or Radders as he has come to be known, has set up new businesses or projects in the hope of creating quick cash. There was his perfume and deodorant range, his magic mushroom farm and his highly popular Bikinis for men! But now I finally think he has hit on something, Dan is opening his own self help classes for those peo...
In a very narrow-ranging news conference Tuesday, Pres. George W. Bu$h stated ". . . if there was a magic wand to wave, I'd be waving it, of course."...
It was the night of the best wizarding awards which is very similar to muggle award shows such as the Oscars except that the awards are awarded to wizards for acts of great magic.
In the 1968 fantasy "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang," Dick Van Dyke is Carraticus Potts, a singing inventor who builds a magical car, which aside from making whimsical engine noises, can zip across water and sprout wings and fly. For reasons pertaining to the plot, Dick and company fly in the magic car to the land of Vulgaria, where men wear lederhosen and they're fine with that.
Pope Benedict XVI, supreme leader of the Catholic population of the world is to quit his position after finding out that the figure his religion is based on was a fake.
"Rolling and rolling in bed, I examined all possible approaches: some were degrading; some, very costly; some, criminal. One night, I jumped up in bed, remembering that Master Sergeant always had complained that men were abusing the dun mule! Joyfully, I said, 'That's it! Safe and economical. But how? The stable is always crowded with grooms and I, Pack Master.' This thought magic...
Action News 8, Billings Montana -- Jesus Christ was spotted descending down to earth in a remote region of Montana by a local couple and their two children yesterday. "I didn't know what was goin' on myself," stated eyewitness Joe Bob Chandler. "He...
Street magician David Blaine has announced his latest daring stunt.
Young Timmy Bulstrode won't forget his 7th birthday in a hurry, for no sooner had he blown out the candles on his cake, than he was set upon by a lynch-mob, taken to the village ducking stool and almost drowned for being a warlock.
Apparently, "the best witch of her generation" is not the "breast" witch of her generation. In movie posters promoting the new Harry Potter film, the Hermione Granger character has gone from a cute, perky smaller breasted teen to, abra-cadabra, a pa...
Weirdo street magician, David Blaine, has announced his latest stunt to be entitled 'Sod all'...
Modern day Gandalf and attention seeker, David "nothing up my sleeves" Blaine, is set to pull off his most amazing stunt yet by actually disappearing up his own arse.
Santiago, Chile - (Associated Mess): Justice Department investigators involved in the prosecution of General Augusto Pinochet have issued a warrant for the extradition of a psychotic UK female barrister-impersonator after a massive pyramid-selling sc...
Magicians Penn and Teller will broadcast a new magic special, in addition to their scheduled show in November, where they promise to make anything requested by the audience disappear.
Andrew Lloyd Webber has worked his magic once again...
Yes, that's right. Former Idol contestant George Huff is going to record his very first single. He will be recording his own rendition of an old classic, re-titled to fit his own likings. The sensation will be recording "Huff The Magic Dr...
Spoon Bender extraordinaire Uri Geller has been awarded the "Biggest Bender of the Year" by a popular homosexual oriented magazine this month. We are told that is was long known friend of Geller, Michael Jackson, who put his name up for the award.
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