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Funny story: Government Launches Justice Lottery

Government Launches Justice Lottery

In a bid to reduce public expenditure and raise funds, Justice Secretary Ken Clark has announced a new justice lottery. In a speech at Westminster on Tuesday, Clark told MPs that the new system would be quicker and fairer for everybody. He reveale...

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Funny story: Nick Clegg is Britain's biggest lottery winner

Nick Clegg is Britain's biggest lottery winner

A 43 year old civil servant has become the UK's biggest Lottery winner after stepping forward to claim the 84 million pound record prize. Nick Clegg from London didn't even realize he had won the fortune until his wife found the ticket in a pair...

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Funny story: Frenzy Heightens and Search Intensifies for Euro Lottery Claimant Still Unidentified!

Frenzy Heightens and Search Intensifies for Euro Lottery Claimant Still Unidentified!

The search continues tonight after it was announced that a UK resident had claimed the $59.5M Euro Millions jackpot, but has refused to 'come clean' about his identity. Meanwhile, the frenzy continues around a chip shop and pub in Portsmouth where supposedly the winning ticket was purchased by an unassuming man, a regular man by all accounts, and a man many think was the lucky winner. "Liste...

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Funny story: Lottery funding for army veterans

Lottery funding for army veterans

London - There was some cheer for Army veterans early Monday morning when the Big Lottery Fund announced it will be launching its "Forces In Mind" programme later this month, with an initial kitty of £35m. The programme has been designed to help A...

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Funny story: Roman Abramovich Wins EuroMillions Rollover

Roman Abramovich Wins EuroMillions Rollover

Unconfirmed reports are reaching us that Chelsea FC owner Roman Abramovich has won the EuroMillions rollover jackpot prize of £96.3 million. Insiders tell us that Abramovich is taking the win calmly and not getting over excited by it as he is alre...

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Funny story: Bill Richardson Proposes Tax Increases To Balance State Budget

Bill Richardson Proposes Tax Increases To Balance State Budget

New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson has announced plans to increase tax rates on several items in order to balance the state budget. The budget was balanced and the state had a surplus before Richardson took office, but is now in huge economic crisi...

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Funny story: Britain's biggest lottery winners already broke

Britain's biggest lottery winners already broke

It was a dream come true for a bearded couple from Gloucestershire today when they came forward to reveal that they were the winners of the 56 million pound Euromillion lottery prize. But within hours of going public and receiving the cash the cou...

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Funny story: Shakespeare proves winning $17 million on the lottery is "much ado about nothing" he's dead!

Shakespeare proves winning $17 million on the lottery is "much ado about nothing" he's dead!

US lottery winner, Shakespeare (no, not him of Staffordshire) has proven once again, money aint everything. Mr.Shakespeare (not the Baird) won $17 million and was never happy, in fact he was down right miserable. All the fortune ever did for hi...

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Funny story: Squidward Tentacles Wins Lottery

Squidward Tentacles Wins Lottery

It hit him like a bolt of lightning. Squidward Tentacles was visited today by someone pounding on his door and this time it wasn't Spongebob. It was instead Ed MacClam from the Publisher's Sweepinghouse Contest and his "Prize People" delievering a gi...

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Funny story: X-Factor's '08 Winner Alexandra Burke Shows Off Her Bikini-Clad Body In Barbados

X-Factor's '08 Winner Alexandra Burke Shows Off Her Bikini-Clad Body In Barbados

ST. JAMES, Barbados - Alexandra Burke, winner of last year's X-Factor, showed off her slim and trim body in six different bikini swimsuits on the beaches of St. James. The 21-year-old Londoner frolicked in the sun as she made sand castles and sand...

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Funny story: The Winner of "Zimbabwe Idol" Disqualified For Allegedly Molesting Himself

The Winner of "Zimbabwe Idol" Disqualified For Allegedly Molesting Himself

CHITUNGWIZA, Zimbawbe - The winner of this years Zombabwe Idol Masatrigo Lumbubaba has just been disqualified. The second place finisher (pardon the pun) Lucy Nagutoomba will now be named the new "Zimbabwe Idol." ZI's producer Tinfeema Chichona...

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Funny story: When Times are Tough - 'win' the Texas Lottery

When Times are Tough - 'win' the Texas Lottery

When times are hard don't go to the movies or eat-out. Instead, hang out near building exhaust vents, stay late at the library, frequent swimming baths, seek out rich girl-friends, live in a mild climate, rent a banger ... the list is endless.

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Funny story: Man gives $4 million lotto ticket to minimal wage clerk

Man gives $4 million lotto ticket to minimal wage clerk

Gullible Gulch, Texas - In a move not matched in the history of gullibility since fresh off the boat Sven Svenderson bought the Brooklyn Bridge in 1922, a 67 year old man has lost his ticket to a convenient store clerk. The real winner, apparently...

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Funny story: Merlin First With Lottery Illusion

Merlin First With Lottery Illusion

Merlin tried to convince people that he could predict the lottery 900 years before Derren Brown. It seems King Arthur's wizard friend is the originator of the trick Brown played out in front of an audience of over 4 million on Channel 4 recently.

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Funny story: Treasury numerologists' omerta at Gordon Brown lotto trick

Treasury numerologists' omerta at Gordon Brown lotto trick

London - (Smoke 'N' Mirrors): Treasury mug punters are seething in silence after illusionist Gorgon Brown claimed to have predicted the Lotto draw number results but failed to say how. "Tricks of the trade!" was all his spokesman offered. But...

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Funny story: Jungle Fever Seizes John Bull's Islanders

Jungle Fever Seizes John Bull's Islanders

The most hip and attractive couple on the High Power Tour of 2009 has inflicted a virulent epidemic of full blown Jungle Fever on the decidedly untropical islanders of the UK. Britisher ladies and some lordies have gotten way hot and bothered by the...

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Funny story: Lottery Cash For D Day Veterans

Lottery Cash For D Day Veterans

In a shock move the government has announced that D Day veterans were to get lottery money. Once the weekly draw is made the money will be siphoned off and given to the old codgers in exchange for votes. In a controversial move the veterans will...

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