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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Begs Phil Jackson To Return As The Lakers Coach

Kobe Bryant Begs Phil Jackson To Return As The Lakers Coach

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant has stated that he believes that this will be the year of the Lakers. Of course the NBA's most notorious ball hog has made that statement before the start of the season for several years now. Kobe spoke with Zorro La Bamb...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Says That He Is Going To Be More Of A Lakers' On-Court Coach

Kobe Bryant Says That He Is Going To Be More Of A Lakers' On-Court Coach

NEW YORK CITY - Kobe Bryant recently appeared on The Viagra View with Larry King and Regis Philbin. The Los Angeles Laker star told them that last season he took on the role of a player-coach and it seemed to work out pretty good. He said that...

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Funny story: LeBron James Says He Does Not Pay Any Attention To Big Mouth Kobe Bryant

LeBron James Says He Does Not Pay Any Attention To Big Mouth Kobe Bryant

AKRON, Ohio - LeBron James sat in the living room of his home and chatted with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily. Reno asked the Miami Heat superstar what he thought about Kobe Bryant saying that he is the greatest player in the NBA.

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Explains Why He Is Worth $32 Million Per Year

Kobe Bryant Explains Why He Is Worth $32 Million Per Year

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant had dinner with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse in Marina Del Rey and he provided Reno with some insightful information. Many Laker fans as well as NBA fans all ove...

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Funny story: Dwyane Wade May Leave The Miami Heat For The Los Angeles Lakers

Dwyane Wade May Leave The Miami Heat For The Los Angeles Lakers

MIAMI - Dwyane Wade says that he is thrilled that he has finally gotten the divorce mess behind him. Wade spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily at a Miami Burger Bandit and told him that the stress from his ex-wife Siohvaughn has...

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Desperately Want LeBron James

The Los Angeles Lakers Desperately Want LeBron James

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Lakers organization has stated that they are going to do everything within their power to secure the services of LeBron James. Jeanie Buss, team owner, and fianceƩ of ex-Laker Coach Phil "The Pill" Jackson stated to t...

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Funny story: Metta World Peace Joins The New York Knicks

Metta World Peace Joins The New York Knicks

NEW YORK CITY - Metta World Peace, the NBA basketball star formerly known as Ron Artest has found a new home and it's not in China it's in New York City. The ex-Laker has just signed with the New York Knicks and he will be playing along side of Ca...

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Funny story: Metta World Peace Says The Hell With The Lakers After He's Waived

Metta World Peace Says The Hell With The Lakers After He's Waived

LOS ANGELES - It seems like things in Mudslideville (Los Angeles) just keep getting bleaker for the purple and gold team. The latest episode in the roundball soap opera As The Big Round Ball Turns has Metta World Peace (the player formerly known a...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Makes It Clear He Will Not Be Taking A Pay Cut

Kobe Bryant Makes It Clear He Will Not Be Taking A Pay Cut

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant is one of the wealthiest athletes in all of sports. According to The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency he has a net worth of $200 million. Sports Balls Illustrated Daily is reporting that Bryant made $26 million for the p...

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Funny story: Charles Barkley Tells Shaquille O'Neal To Shut Up About Dwight Howard

Charles Barkley Tells Shaquille O'Neal To Shut Up About Dwight Howard

MOBILE, Alabama - Charles Barkley traveled down to Mobile to visit some kinfolk whom he hadn't seen in a month of Sundays [i.e. 7 months and 2 weeks]. While he was down there he was asked by Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily what he t...

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Funny story: Dwight Howard Leaves The LaLaLand Lakers For The Houston Rockets

Dwight Howard Leaves The LaLaLand Lakers For The Houston Rockets

LOS ANGELES - Many of the Laker fans are very upset at the fact that Dwight Howard has decided to leave the bright lights of Tinsel Town for the space age city of Houston. Houston is home to NASA, while LaLaLand is home to Paris Hilton, earthquake...

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Funny story: President Obama Receives A Fantastic Trade Offer For Edward Snowden From Russian President Putin

President Obama Receives A Fantastic Trade Offer For Edward Snowden From Russian President Putin

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama had just gotten off the phone with George Clooney when he was approached by Vice-President Joe Biden. The vice-president informed him that he had just received a text message from Russian President Vladimir Putin...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Says He's Glad That Dwight Howard Jumped Ship Because The Brutha Is Too Tall

Kobe Bryant Says He's Glad That Dwight Howard Jumped Ship Because The Brutha Is Too Tall

LOS ANGELES - There is no joy in Mudslideville today as one of the purple and gold fellas has hightailed it out of town and is moseying over to Houston. Dwight Howard, who had been courted by half a dozen NBA teams, decided that his best bet was t...

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Funny story: Kanye West Getting Cold Feet Plans To Head South To Peru For Five Weeks

Kanye West Getting Cold Feet Plans To Head South To Peru For Five Weeks

BEVERLY HILLS - Word out of the Land of Kardashian is that Kim's baby daddy Kanye West is starting to feel like the Tinsel Town walls are closing in on him. According to Gibraltar Yukon with The Celebrity Globe, West is worried that Kim will get s...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Hints He May Leave The Lakers And Play In China

Kobe Bryant Hints He May Leave The Lakers And Play In China

LOS ANGELES - The two LaLaLand individuals who are the most disappointed due to the collapse of the Lakers are Kobe Bryant and Jack Nicholson. It is no secret that Kobe lives and breathes purple and gold and so does the season ticket holding, fron...

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Funny story: Dwight Howard Said He May Leave The Lakers And Sign With The Cleveland Cavaliers

Dwight Howard Said He May Leave The Lakers And Sign With The Cleveland Cavaliers

LOS ANGELES - Dwight Howard spoke with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and said that he has dribbled his last ball as a Los Angeles Laker. Howard told Rufus Reno with SBID that he just cannot take another year of playing for the Laker Day Care Cent...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Explains Why He's Rooting Against The Miami Heat

Kobe Bryant Explains Why He's Rooting Against The Miami Heat

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant recently stated that he was thinking about retiring, but those close to the ball hound know better. Fellow Los Angeles Lakers teammate Metta World Peace said that Kobe will retire from the round ball game whenever he is t...

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