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Funny story: Penny Marshall of Laverne and Shirley Fame Reveals She's A Lesbian

Penny Marshall of Laverne and Shirley Fame Reveals She's A Lesbian

LA BREA, California - Penny Marshall sat at a table at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner and spoke with Ty Tickler of Hollywood Innuendo. The 70-year-old actress said that she had hid the fact that she was lesbionic for a long, long time. She explaine...

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Funny story: Injury Prone Kobe Bryant Talks About Retiring

Injury Prone Kobe Bryant Talks About Retiring

LOS ANGELES - Los Angeles Laker Kobe Bryant, one of the NBA's best players, has sadly joined the ranks of sports athletes who eventually become injury prone. Bryant speaking with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily said that he will do wh...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Hurt Again - Out For At Least 6 Weeks

Kobe Bryant Hurt Again - Out For At Least 6 Weeks

LOS ANGELES - There is no joy in LakerLand as their super star Kobe Brayant has once again gotten hurt. This time he received a fracture of his lateral tibial plateau as well as some bruising to his tongue. The injury is not a good one for a 25...

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Funny story: Khloe Kardashian Files For Divorce From Lamar Odom On Friday The 13th

Khloe Kardashian Files For Divorce From Lamar Odom On Friday The 13th

HOLLYWOOD - Well it will certainly be a Friday the 13th that Lamar Odom will not soon forget. His wife Khloe Kardashian, 29, has filed for a divorce on grounds of Alienation of Caressititis Boomba Boom. The couple was married in September of 2...

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Funny story: The Oklahoma City Thunder Crush The Los Angeles Lakers 122-97 - Kobe Bryant Is Now (0-3)

The Oklahoma City Thunder Crush The Los Angeles Lakers 122-97 - Kobe Bryant Is Now (0-3)

OKLAHOMA CITY - Friday the 13th proved to be good for the Oklahoma City Thunder and horrendous for the Los Angeles Lakers. The Thunder stomped the Lakers 122-97 on a night when the Lakers Kobe Bryant only scored 4 points. The game which was pla...

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Funny story: The LaLaLand Lakers Are 0-2 Since Kobe Bryant's Return

The LaLaLand Lakers Are 0-2 Since Kobe Bryant's Return

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Lakers fans have been waiting patiently for their superstar Kobe Bryant to return to the Staples Center and the NBA's greatest ball hog finally did. But since his triumphant return complete with a fist bump from Coach...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Headed To Germany

Kobe Bryant Headed To Germany

LOS ANGELES - Reports coming out of LakerLand say that Kobe Bryant the star and player-coach of the Lakers is headed to Germany. Sporting Chance Magazine reports that Bryant will be having a medical procedure done at one of Germany's leading hos...

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Funny story: LeBron James Says He Will Stay With The Miami Heat and Will Not Be Joining Kobe Bryant's Lakers

LeBron James Says He Will Stay With The Miami Heat and Will Not Be Joining Kobe Bryant's Lakers

MIAMI - Newlywed LeBron James has finally made it official and stated that he has decided to remain with the Miami Heat and will not be heading out west. James had been asked by Lakers player-coach Kobe Bryant to join him and become a member of th...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Begs Phil Jackson To Return As The Lakers Coach

Kobe Bryant Begs Phil Jackson To Return As The Lakers Coach

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant has stated that he believes that this will be the year of the Lakers. Of course the NBA's most notorious ball hog has made that statement before the start of the season for several years now. Kobe spoke with Zorro La Bamb...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Says That He Is Going To Be More Of A Lakers' On-Court Coach

Kobe Bryant Says That He Is Going To Be More Of A Lakers' On-Court Coach

NEW YORK CITY - Kobe Bryant recently appeared on The Viagra View with Larry King and Regis Philbin. The Los Angeles Laker star told them that last season he took on the role of a player-coach and it seemed to work out pretty good. He said that...

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Funny story: LeBron James Says He Does Not Pay Any Attention To Big Mouth Kobe Bryant

LeBron James Says He Does Not Pay Any Attention To Big Mouth Kobe Bryant

AKRON, Ohio - LeBron James sat in the living room of his home and chatted with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily. Reno asked the Miami Heat superstar what he thought about Kobe Bryant saying that he is the greatest player in the NBA.

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Explains Why He Is Worth $32 Million Per Year

Kobe Bryant Explains Why He Is Worth $32 Million Per Year

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant had dinner with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse in Marina Del Rey and he provided Reno with some insightful information. Many Laker fans as well as NBA fans all ove...

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Funny story: Dwyane Wade May Leave The Miami Heat For The Los Angeles Lakers

Dwyane Wade May Leave The Miami Heat For The Los Angeles Lakers

MIAMI - Dwyane Wade says that he is thrilled that he has finally gotten the divorce mess behind him. Wade spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily at a Miami Burger Bandit and told him that the stress from his ex-wife Siohvaughn has...

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Desperately Want LeBron James

The Los Angeles Lakers Desperately Want LeBron James

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Lakers organization has stated that they are going to do everything within their power to secure the services of LeBron James. Jeanie Buss, team owner, and fianceƩ of ex-Laker Coach Phil "The Pill" Jackson stated to t...

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Funny story: Metta World Peace Joins The New York Knicks

Metta World Peace Joins The New York Knicks

NEW YORK CITY - Metta World Peace, the NBA basketball star formerly known as Ron Artest has found a new home and it's not in China it's in New York City. The ex-Laker has just signed with the New York Knicks and he will be playing along side of Ca...

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Funny story: Metta World Peace Says The Hell With The Lakers After He's Waived

Metta World Peace Says The Hell With The Lakers After He's Waived

LOS ANGELES - It seems like things in Mudslideville (Los Angeles) just keep getting bleaker for the purple and gold team. The latest episode in the roundball soap opera As The Big Round Ball Turns has Metta World Peace (the player formerly known a...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Makes It Clear He Will Not Be Taking A Pay Cut

Kobe Bryant Makes It Clear He Will Not Be Taking A Pay Cut

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant is one of the wealthiest athletes in all of sports. According to The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency he has a net worth of $200 million. Sports Balls Illustrated Daily is reporting that Bryant made $26 million for the p...

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