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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Throws A Fit At The NHL Stanley Cup Finals in Los Angeles

Charlie Sheen Throws A Fit At The NHL Stanley Cup Finals in Los Angeles

LOS ANGELES - Well it appears that the old Charlie Sheen has returned from the "Land of The Spaced Out" and has made an appearance at L.A.'s Staples Center. According to Fuchsia Garfunkel with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle Sheen had gone to th...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Is Finally Off Probation - And She Celebrates By Painting The Town Red!

Lindsay Lohan Is Finally Off Probation - And She Celebrates By Painting The Town Red!

LOS ANGELES - After being on probation for nearly five years, a Los Angeles County judge has lifted the much-troubled starlets probationary status. Judge Stephanie "The Gavel" Sautner advised the celebutante known as "LiLo" that she wants for her...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Told The Judge That Her Party Days Were Over - But She Did Not Say A Word About Her Party Nights

Lindsay Lohan Told The Judge That Her Party Days Were Over - But She Did Not Say A Word About Her Party Nights

LOS ANGELES - Just a mere three weeks ago Lindsay Lohan appeared in the courtroom of Los Angeles County Judge Stephanie Sautner. Judge Sautner informed the Hollywood celebutante and her attorney Ms. Shawn "Buddy" Holley that she was pleased with t...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Performs Michael Jackson, James Brown Rolls Over in Grave

Justin Bieber Performs Michael Jackson, James Brown Rolls Over in Grave

Attempting to honor the legendary Michael Jackson at an event in Grauman's Chinese Theater, Justin Bieber performed a tribute moon walk and crotch-grab while elsewhere, rumblings were heard deep beneath the ground at James Brown's resting place. C...

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Funny story: Coming and Going? - L.A. Porn Merchants Prepare To Withdraw Troops If Local Condom Occupy Plan Officially Takes Hold Of Their Collective You Know Whats

Coming and Going? - L.A. Porn Merchants Prepare To Withdraw Troops If Local Condom Occupy Plan Officially Takes Hold Of Their Collective You Know Whats

LOS ANGELES - Fearing that a firmer than usual enforcement of any existing thought to be already too rigid laws requiring the constant use of condoms on all Los Angeles-based adult film sets might seriously penetrate what they've come to expect as th...

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Funny story: NY is Now Only the FIFTH Dirtiest City in U.S., Slobs Get Special Invite to Visit

NY is Now Only the FIFTH Dirtiest City in U.S., Slobs Get Special Invite to Visit

Last year it was Number 1. But this year, NY has fallen to fifth place. Mr. Clean may have been at work. That is, if you have faith in the results of a survey done by Travel + Leisure magazine. It shows that this year, New Orleans is the Numb...

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Funny story: Taste the "glitz and glamour" of Hollywood, or enjoy VIP treatment through U$ Homeland Security.

Taste the "glitz and glamour" of Hollywood, or enjoy VIP treatment through U$ Homeland Security.

Los Angeles Docks, California, USA: With the United States having the record for the most stringent and thorough security and entry requirements in the world, with 12 million illegal immigrants roaming around in the country, tensions were running hi...

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Funny story: Overindulged Girl Gets Mauled By Panda In Bathroom

Overindulged Girl Gets Mauled By Panda In Bathroom

Los Angeles, CA - 13-year-old Annalise Van Buren, resident of Beverly Hills, was mauled to death Saturday afternoon by a giant panda living in her bathroom. Parents, Stewart and Charlotte Van Buren, purchased the giant panda for their daughter's...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Announces That Her 'Muffin' Will Soon Be Freckle-Free

Lindsay Lohan Announces That Her 'Muffin' Will Soon Be Freckle-Free

HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan has resigned herself to the fact that she is headed back to the "Big House." Lohan, 24, was recently sentenced to be incarcerated for 120 days in The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women in Los Angeles for stealing a necklace,...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton Reportedly Fell In Love During A TSA Pat Down At LAX Airport

Pippa Middleton Reportedly Fell In Love During A TSA Pat Down At LAX Airport

LOS ANGELES - Pippa Middleton, who many are calling the most famous maid of honor in the history of weddings, flew into Los Angeles from London on some personal business. The Left Coast Mirror Magazine's Tequila Tallyho was able to speak with Miss...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says She Is Absolutely Furious At The Judge For Sentencing Her To Prison - Well Duh!

Lindsay Lohan Says She Is Absolutely Furious At The Judge For Sentencing Her To Prison - Well Duh!

LOS ANGELES - Hollywood starlet-spoiled brat Lindsay Lohan told her attorney Shawtessa "Jolly" Holley that she does not appreciate the fact that Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Stephanie "The Shark" Sautner has sentenced her to 120 days in Prison.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Is Not Even In Prison Yet And She Is Already Winning Lustfully Decadent Awards

Lindsay Lohan Is Not Even In Prison Yet And She Is Already Winning Lustfully Decadent Awards

LOS ANGELES - Superior Court Judge Stephanie "The Shark" Sautner has said that she is fed up with the irresponsible arrogant antics of Hollywood starlet Lindsay Lohan. And as a result she has sentenced Miss Lohan to serve 120 days, or 4 months, whichever comes first, in L.A.'s infamous Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women. Lohan sat quietly in her chair and could be heard asking her attorney Shawn...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan To Do Community Service at the L.A. Morgue

Lindsay Lohan To Do Community Service at the L.A. Morgue

Los Angelos- A judge told Lindsay Lohan on Friday she was no longer going to get off easy, she was sentenced to 120 days community service with the L.A. County Morgue. Said Judge Saunter, who admitted not knowing who Lohan was before the case, "I...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Wants To Open Up Her Own Rehab Clinic

Lindsay Lohan Wants To Open Up Her Own Rehab Clinic

HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan says that she has learned her lesson and hopes to get back on the right track and leave the world of booze, drugs, lesbian nudity, suggestive finger nail messaging, and necklace stealing behind her. The much troubled actr...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Judge Tells Her - "I Don't Care If You Are Lindsay Lohan, You're Going To Effen Prison!"

Lindsay Lohan's Judge Tells Her - "I Don't Care If You Are Lindsay Lohan, You're Going To Effen Prison!"

LOS ANGELES - Well it appears that the little lost girl, Lindsay Lohan has finally come up against someone who is not the least bit impressed with her celebrity status. Los Angeles Judge Keifer "Coconuts" Quartzenbaum told the freckle-faced drama...

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Funny story: The NBA West All-Stars Defeat The NBA East All-Stars 148-143 As MVP Kobe Bryant Scores 93 Points!

The NBA West All-Stars Defeat The NBA East All-Stars 148-143 As MVP Kobe Bryant Scores 93 Points!

LOS ANGELES - The fans attending the 60th Annual NBA All-Star game at The Staples Center in Los Angeles definitely got their money's worth as they watched quite a point scoring exhibition. After the California dust had settled the players from the...

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Funny story: Egypt's Hosni Mubarak Actually Found To Be Bela Lugosi In Disguise!

Egypt's Hosni Mubarak Actually Found To Be Bela Lugosi In Disguise!

CAIRO, Egypt - Embattled Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak, fleeing the hordes of anti-government protesters that lined the streets of the capital, was stopped at the border by Egyptian border patrol guards. Most supporters of the now-faltering go...

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