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Funny story: Arsene Wenger rings credit card fraud team after seeing Sanchez purchase on monthly bill

Arsene Wenger rings credit card fraud team after seeing Sanchez purchase on monthly bill

Arsenal FC manager Arsene Wenger reported the theft of his credit card to his banks fraud team today. The football coach became suspicious that someone was using his card when coming across the £30 million purchase of Chilean striker Alexis Sanchez i...

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Funny story: Johnson Away: Boris Caught On Tinder

Johnson Away: Boris Caught On Tinder

London's worst kept secret is out as the world now knows that Boris Johnson is a regular user of fuck free-for-all application Tinder. The news ironically broke to groans across the country, with Boris's scheduled appearances being cancelled, as w...

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Funny story: Waitress Laughs At Customer's Awful Jokes. Receives 50% Tip.

Waitress Laughs At Customer's Awful Jokes. Receives 50% Tip.

A waitress in a London restaurant has recently broken records for the amount of tips received by a single employee. Rebecca Taylor put her recent success down to the fact she now laughs at all of her customer's awful jokes. "When I first star...

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Funny story: Hipster in London Attempts To Start New Trend By Throwing Away Oranges, And Eating The Peel.

Hipster in London Attempts To Start New Trend By Throwing Away Oranges, And Eating The Peel.

Mark Anderson isn't your typical hipster. He doesn't drink flat whites, because that's what all the other hipsters drink and he's a lot more alternative then that, admits Anderson. The first rule of being a hipster, is to not admit that you're a...

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Funny story: Blindness Could Lead To Not Being Able To See Things

Blindness Could Lead To Not Being Able To See Things

Although yet to be confirmed by independent scientific corroboration, a research group from Chadswhipple Crosshire Down By The Lake Rockshire University, outside London, has asserted that blindness could have a definite connection to someone not bein...

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Funny story: Boris to Clone Hitlers to make new London Traffic Wardens

Boris to Clone Hitlers to make new London Traffic Wardens

Boris Jackson has begun production of Hitler clones that will pull in more revenue from the London Councils. The Councils, which generate an income of £70 million from parking crimes, can double this with the new clones according to Boris. He belie...

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Funny story: Little London In North America

Little London In North America

Most of us have heard of culture shock. That sense of unease that comes from being immersed in a new culture. Something visitors to Quebec know all to well. One group who should have no problem with this when visiting or living in Britain are those...

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Funny story: Mysterious Doodle Showing Up Across the Globe

Mysterious Doodle Showing Up Across the Globe

LONDON, ENGLAND - The National Graffiti Data Base reported today that a mysterious doodle has been showing up at locations throughout the world. The doodle is of a nerdy youngster with an overbite sporting a fine row of sharp teeth. "This doodle...

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Funny story: Brooklyn Bridge to be Dismantled and Shipped to London

Brooklyn Bridge to be Dismantled and Shipped to London

LONDON, ENGLAND - London's City Fathers, who have been smarting from public outcry since the original London Bridge was dismantled and carted away to the Arizona desert, think they finally have a way to make it up to the British people. They have...

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Funny story: Biggest rise in mouse prices for seven years

Biggest rise in mouse prices for seven years

The asking price of pet owners selling small rodents has risen by the biggest amount for seven years. The average price of a mouse has increased to £7-50p, across England and Wales, according to the rodent website RightMouse. This is 50 per cent h...

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Funny story: The Taliban Plot To Kidnap Camilla Parker Bowles Is Foiled

The Taliban Plot To Kidnap Camilla Parker Bowles Is Foiled

LONDON - Scotland Yard has reported that they have uncovered a political plot by the infamous Taliban to kidnap Camilla Parker Bowles, wife of Prince Charles. Officer Higgins Higginbrook speaking to Chatsworth Wigginholt of The Ta Ta For Now News...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight to become a tourist attraction

Isle of Wight to become a tourist attraction

The Isle of Wight is to become a tourist attraction. A fact finding team has returned from America with the intention of opening Alcatrazworld on the Island, potentially attracting millions of ghouls wishing to see electric chairs and death row c...

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Funny story: Wind causes massive structural damage to everything in the world!

Wind causes massive structural damage to everything in the world!

Following last week's barometer breaking wind speeds, officials from someplace have announced plans to erect new wind breakers at several key locations around the United Kingdoom. Many unsavouries, previously thought upon as being especially savo...

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Funny story: England Is Considering Renaming Piccadilly Square In Honor Of President Mandela

England Is Considering Renaming Piccadilly Square In Honor Of President Mandela

LONDON - Tickety Boo News is reporting that Queen Elizabeth II, has stated that England will be honoring President Nelson Mandela who once said that he would rather walk in the London fog that sit in the Saigon smog. TBN's Neville Twickenbuck stat...

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Funny story: The Jacksonville Jaguars Fall To 0-8 As They Are Walloped By The San Francisco 49ers In London

The Jacksonville Jaguars Fall To 0-8 As They Are Walloped By The San Francisco 49ers In London

LONDON - London Bridge figuratively fell down right smack dab on the Jaguars of Jacksonville as they were soundly beaten by the San Francisco 49ers 42-10. The NFL game was held in London's Wembley Stadium before a crowd of 83,559, many of whom wer...

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Funny story: The Jacksonville Jaguars Could Be Moving To London

The Jacksonville Jaguars Could Be Moving To London

NEW YORK CITY - Word filtering out of NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell's office hints that London, England could be getting a United States NFL team within two years. Goodell speaking with Buckaroo Kazoo of The Turnstile Review said that as of now t...

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Funny story: Pigeon craze hits London clubs

Pigeon craze hits London clubs

Head bobbing, foot tapping, arm flapping movement has started appearing in London clubs across the capital, London. Called simply Pigeon it is more than a dance craze, it's a dress sense, a diet and a way of life. "I'm a Pigeon," said Paul Bunner,...

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