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Funny story: Man Made Rather Obvious 'Play On Words' Joke

Man Made Rather Obvious 'Play On Words' Joke

There was a knowing smile and a short expulsion of air from the nose this morning, when a contributor to a satirical news website read the comments of another writer in the site's forum, which amounted to a rather obvious - though not totally humorle…

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Funny story: Unpopular Man on Facebook still unpopular

Unpopular Man on Facebook still unpopular

Despite having a lot more time to kill, local man Wayne Badger is still no more popular on social networking sites than he was this time last year. With only seven friends on Facebook (3 of whom have deactivated) and 17 followed on Twitter, the ch...

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Funny story: Brian still can't play the banjo

Brian still can't play the banjo

Chutney on the Fritz's foremost bachelor Brian Asshat still can't play the Banjo, despite owning one for nearly forty years and having a lot of time to spend learning during the lockdown. The four-string tenor model that Brian owns has been in his...

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Funny story: Man's grudges only growing more and more dangerous

Man's grudges only growing more and more dangerous

Having recently escaped from Ikea, ladies man, Brian Asshat, has revealed that the many grudges he already has have been growing during the lockdown. 'Let's look at the people I dislike. Hilary from the library, Tom Johnson from down the street, B…

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Funny story: Retired gentleman eats potpie, commits suicide: Neighbor lays the blame on dispute between Satellite TV provider and FOX Broadcasting

Retired gentleman eats potpie, commits suicide: Neighbor lays the blame on dispute between Satellite TV provider and FOX Broadcasting

Oxnard Buttons, a retired maintenance worker for a defunct decoy factory, was found dead outside his house earlier this month by his neighbor Karl Onz, also retired, profession unknown. “I know why he did it,” Karl claimed to local authorities, wh...

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Funny story: Father of six falls asleep at work

Father of six falls asleep at work

Barry Eckingtwhaite, from Basingstoke, was filmed sleeping during a heavy-duty meeting about urinal cakes. The meeting that lasted for more than an hour involved little more than an argument, and Mavis from accounts being asked to find three quotes.

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Funny story: Community Service Projects Still Provide Excellent Way To Relieve Horrendous Amounts Of Guilt

Community Service Projects Still Provide Excellent Way To Relieve Horrendous Amounts Of Guilt

After analyzing the results of numerous surveys that were conducted throughout several counties in Wisconsin, top university officials within the UW System concluded Monday that volunteering for community service projects is still an excellent way fo...

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Funny story: Man still thinks he is in with a chance

Man still thinks he is in with a chance

Although he has not spoken to her for more than forty years, and she has been happily married to a perfect man for 25 of those, grammar pedant Brian Asshat, 63, still believes that he has a chance with the love of his early twenties, Karen Brassingth...

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Funny story: Man shocked to realise he is 'that' man

Man shocked to realise he is 'that' man

A man in Chutney on the Fritz has realised that he is actually 'that' man. Brian Asshat, 63 always thought that he was being helpful, but was both shocked and saddened to be told that he wasn't. 'For more years than I care to remember,' said th...

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Funny story: Woman Runs Screaming Out Of Building

Woman Runs Screaming Out Of Building

Grant County, Wisconsin. Terra Kreils, 37, ran screaming out of plant #447 of Wood Manufacturing Products, Inc. last Thursday. Severely traumatized and desperately trying to find solace within the 'essence of her own being' while hugging her knee...

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Funny story: Billiard Ball Spotted In Middle Of Road

Billiard Ball Spotted In Middle Of Road

A man walking along a deserted road near his home in a backwoods and out-of-the-way place had a mild shock this weekend, when, much to his surprise, he found a billiard ball in the middle of the road. The ball was the number 11 ball. All kinds...

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Funny story: Man Spends Weekend In Garden Shed After Dispute With Wife

Man Spends Weekend In Garden Shed After Dispute With Wife

A pensioner from Leeds has revealed how he spent the weekend holed-up in his back garden shed, after an argument with his wife "over nowt at all". Arthur Batty, 68, fell foul of his wife, Edna, 65, after she asked him if he liked a new mauve cardi...

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Funny story: Wisconsin Resident Angry That Hoia-Baciu Forest In Romania Was Ranked "Second" On Random Website Last Weekend

Wisconsin Resident Angry That Hoia-Baciu Forest In Romania Was Ranked "Second" On Random Website Last Weekend

Platteville, Wisconsin. 39-year-old Craig Harvell threw a massive and profoundly psychotic fit on Friday, April 5th at 11:45 pm when he drunkenly saw a random website that had the Hoia-Baciu Forest in Romania ranked "second" on the list of the Wor...

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Funny story: Man Kept Thinking It Was Saturday When It Was Only Friday!

Man Kept Thinking It Was Saturday When It Was Only Friday!

There was confusion aplenty in one backwoods-and-out-of-the-way place today, when one man kept thinking it was Saturday when, in reality, it was only Friday! The confusion had arisen because of the fact that Khmer New Year celebrations, which star...

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Funny story: Ant Got Into Man's Jap's Eye, Causing Concern

Ant Got Into Man's Jap's Eye, Causing Concern

A man who was sleeping in his bed in the Thai capital of Bangkok, became alarmed when a stabbing pain in his penal column caused him to sit bolt upright and shout: "Aaaaaagh! Fuuuckinellll!" Moys Kenwood, 52, had returned home from work in a st...

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Funny story: Starbucks Mug Cracked First Time Man Poured Hot Water Into It

Starbucks Mug Cracked First Time Man Poured Hot Water Into It

A mug produced by the world-famous coffee percolators, Starbucks Coffee, was found to be 'not fit for purpose' when one man decided to use it for the first time yesterday. Moys Kenwood, 55, gagging for a cup of tea, boiled some water in his kettle...

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Funny story: Forklift Driver Glad He Can Finally Go Home On Friday And "Not Stop" After 5 Beers

Forklift Driver Glad He Can Finally Go Home On Friday And "Not Stop" After 5 Beers

IA. Feeling delightful and giddy on Friday, March 8th, Tom Matthews, 27, was glad that he could finally go home and not stop drinking after only 5 beers. Upon surviving a long, horrifying, and seemingly endless stretch of torture lasting from S...

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