You've had the experience. You're on a train en route to a meeting at your office in Liverpool and you're attempting The Observer Everyman crossword but one clue is giving you a problem. You work through it again and just one thing fits - "Port Sunli...
It was to be the showbiz event of the year, but Sir Paul McCartney's one-off appearance at Liverpool's Cavern Club after a gap of more than 60 years last Thursday, fell flat when nobody turned up. The performance was ticket-only, and the superstar...
European champions Real Madrid celebrated last night after overcoming a resilient Liverpool side in the Champions League final in Kiev, then announced they have signed the Anfield club's German goalkeeper, Loris Karius. Madrid won the game 3-1 - t...
An ex-Liverpudlian llama saw red on Saturday after breaking out of his cage in Liverpool Zoo along the Anfield Road. He was seen running towards a forbidden zone for Liverpudlian spitting llamas called Old Trafford, Manchester, where many strange ani...
Liverpool, UK: A young lady spotted walking down a Scouse street without knickers, and nothing else apart from a fur coat and ear muffs, flashed her rosy-colored bum to the neighbours and they called the cops believing there was a loony on the loose...
* Inspectors found toys in appalling conditions at the house in Liverpool * The toys had been kept in squalid conditions by Raymond Coll, 66 * Mr Coll initially denied he was the owner and claimed he was a burglar * Officials also found a la...
Realistic cardboard images of a wheel on bricks are being sold as wheel covers at Liverpool Tourist Centres from today. The officer for tourism, Mrs. Morris-Minor told our Inner City Travel Correspondent, "Every time someone parks up for a few minute...
Liverpool, A homeless man forced to dig for a better way of life struck oil yesterday. Joe Murphy (50) originally from Bootle but homeless for the last 5 years due to devastating Tory cuts in welfare and unemployment assistance will now receive round...
Polish cleaners, already the most popular in Britain are rushing to England to satisfy the huge demand for them after the Saharan dust that fell this week. Tens of thousands of them will be required to give the entire country a good clean up after th...
When asked about Crosby, Stills & Nash singer David Crosby, Sir Paul McCartney had a few choice words with some reporters, after he was told that David Crosby needed another liver. "My goodness. How many livers is he taking away from other peo...
LIVERPOOL - A couple of brothers who were out hunting squirrels in the English countryside have come upon an amazing discovery. Wilfred and Wilbur Nottingfield of Liverpool said that as they were walking near the old St. Sally's Castle they notice...
The world finally learned today of a man who had misplaced his wife, Irene Bumblekiss, in the Liverpool address of one of his previous residences. After being questioned this morning the man said he'd completely forgotten about her and couldn't ev...
HOLLYWOOD - Lion's Face Films in association with Sky Tower Pictures has just announced that Nina Dobrev and Keira Knightley will soon be starring in a Tico Scallavini production. Scallavini informed the Hollywood press that the movie is titled Th...
LIVERPOOL - Prince William and his gorgeously attractive wife Kate Middleton traveled to Liverpool to pay a visit to the infamous Cavern Club where the Beatles first performed back in the early 60s. Reports are that Kate and William had been wanti...
LONDON - Elton John did not take too kindly to Madonna insinuating that Lady Gaga had gotten the idea for her song "Born This Way" from Madonna's song "Express Yourself." The 65-year-old British singer/songwriter recently performed at Liverpool's...
At 10.20am British Transport Police responded to an incident on St. Mary's Road, Garsten, Liverpool, following a 999 call that a bus' timely arrival had compromised cherished national satisfaction with mediocrity. The current standard by which the bu...
Outspoken kicker of Argentinian soccer players, banned Joey Barton, has got a taste of his own medicine in his home town called Liverpool. He was out clubbing (should have known better than to do it there!) in Liverpool after a stressful season at QP...
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