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Funny story: Justin Bieber Admits He Is Seriously Thinking About Getting Into Rehab

Justin Bieber Admits He Is Seriously Thinking About Getting Into Rehab

VENICE BEACH - According to a very close friend of Justin Bieber, the 19-year-old singer, whose personal life has been up and down more times than Chelsea Handler's undies says he wants to slow down. Bieber seems to have adopted a life style which...

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Funny story: Honey Boo Boo Tells Larry King She Can't Stand Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, or Chelsea Handler

Honey Boo Boo Tells Larry King She Can't Stand Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, or Chelsea Handler

NEW YORK CITY - The star of the hit reality series Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Alana Thompson was in the Big Apple making an appearance on The Viagra View talk show starring Larry King and Regis Philbin. King asked Honey Boo Boo how she was enjoying...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Admits That There Is Only One Person Who Can Straighten Her Out

Lindsay Lohan Admits That There Is Only One Person Who Can Straighten Her Out

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan (#73013) is not the most popular resident at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic but she is certainly the most boisterous. Rehab clinic nurse Cadenza Costapino told Fuchsia Garfunkel with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chr...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's New Erotic Sex Tape Named #1 In 13 States!

Paris Hilton's New Erotic Sex Tape Named #1 In 13 States!

SAN FRANCISCO - Paris Hilton flew up to The City By The Bay to attend a sex tape signing event for her brand new erotic video. The sex tape titled Vangelina's Crotch Region Volcanic Eruption has been flying off the video store shelves faster than...

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Funny story: Amanda Bynes Discovers A Space Alien In Her Kitchen

Amanda Bynes Discovers A Space Alien In Her Kitchen

NEW YORK CITY - The life of Amanda Bynes is starting to resemble that of Lindsay "The Little Lost Lush" Lohan. Bynes, who starred on the Nickelodeon Channel has had more ups and downs than the Empire State Building elevators. She has been charg...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says She Has No Idea How The Bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequila Ended Up Underneath Her Rehab Clinic Bed

Lindsay Lohan Says She Has No Idea How The Bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequila Ended Up Underneath Her Rehab Clinic Bed

LOS ANGELES - Reports coming out of The Henry & Betty Ford Clinic state that Lindsay Lohan is bored and she wants to be let out early due to the fact that she has been a model patient but mostly because she is a famous, nationally known movie sta...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Regrets Having Sold His Wyoming Ranch

Justin Bieber Regrets Having Sold His Wyoming Ranch

LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber says that he is going to try and straighten out his life before he ends up like Lindsay Lohan or even worse like Amanda Bynes. The Canadian singer met with Hollywood Vis-à-Vis reporter Hacienda Dakota at a Hank's Hippit...

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Funny story: A Very Troubled Amanda Bynes Has Threatened To Write Nasty Graffiti On The White House

A Very Troubled Amanda Bynes Has Threatened To Write Nasty Graffiti On The White House

NEW YORK CITY - Just when many folks figured that there could be no one flakier, nuttier, and fruitier than Lindsay Lohan along comes Amanda Bynes to prove them wrong. The former Nickelodeon star has already shown that she is following in Lilo's f...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber's Mom Devastated At What Her Son Has Turned Into

Justin Bieber's Mom Devastated At What Her Son Has Turned Into

BEVERLY HILLS - Close friends of Justin Bieber's mother Patti Lynn "Dimples" Mallette disclose that they fear that she could end up at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic along with Lindsay Lohan, and Denise Mueller. Ms. Mallette, who is a ver...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan To Auction Off Bras and Panties To Help Pay For Her Rehab Stay

Lindsay Lohan To Auction Off Bras and Panties To Help Pay For Her Rehab Stay

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan has now been at The Henry & Betty Ford Clinic for three weeks. And the Hollywood starlet is reportedly so bored she is starting to chew on the bedspread. An unnamed source said that Lindsay pretty much keeps to hers...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Rehab Clinic Escape Plot Exposed!

Lindsay Lohan's Rehab Clinic Escape Plot Exposed!

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Police Department is reporting that Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic patient #73013 was making plans to escape from the rehab facility. Officer W.K. Ruskinriggins with the LAPD said that he was called to the rehab...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Named America's Most Confused Celebrity

Justin Bieber Named America's Most Confused Celebrity

KALAMAZOO, Michigan - The highly reputable Giddy Up Public Opinion Poll Company which is headquartered in Kalamazoo, Michigan, has just named its 2013 Most Confused Celebrity. And this year's winner is Justin Bieber, who barely beat out Lindsay Lo...

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Funny story: President Obama Says Lindsay Lohan Texted Him Asking That He Issue A Rehab Clinic Pardon

President Obama Says Lindsay Lohan Texted Him Asking That He Issue A Rehab Clinic Pardon

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama held a White House press conference to inform the news media on the upcoming Health Care reforms that deal with American citizens over the age of 90. After he covered that subject he was asked if the rumor that h...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Voted The Most Messed Up Patient In The Entire Rehab Clinic

Lindsay Lohan Voted The Most Messed Up Patient In The Entire Rehab Clinic

LOS ANGELES - Well it did not take the little lost Hollywood starlet long before she caused problems at her new surroundings at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic in Los Angeles. The clinic's executive director Cayenne Gayla Wheatgrass told m...

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Funny story: Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Talking The Big "D"

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Talking The Big "D"

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The hills of Hollywood are bustling with the sounds of unhappiness in the Lamar and Khloe household. After nearly four years of wedded bliss the bliss appears to be turning into blisters. According to a highly reliable source,...

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Funny story: Amanda Bynes Says She Wants To Be The New Lindsay Lohan

Amanda Bynes Says She Wants To Be The New Lindsay Lohan

HACIENDA HEIGHTS, California - Amanda Bynes was asked by Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors about the recent incident in Marina Del Rey where she was throw out of The Vicious Guppy Seafood Diner. The troubled Nickelodeon actress replied that apparentl...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Wants To Adopt Justin Bieber

Angelina Jolie Wants To Adopt Justin Bieber

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie has said that she knows what it is like to be on an emotional roller coaster dating back to the time when she was with that Hollywood loser Billy Bob Thornton. Jolie spoke with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Tal...

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