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Funny story: Danny Alexander protests that he "cannot possibly be a Tory"

Danny Alexander protests that he "cannot possibly be a Tory"

Chief Secretary to the Treasury Danny Alexander today explained candidly the background his political beliefs to lobby journalists at Westminster. Alexander spoke at an exclusive briefing arranged after his most recent hatchet job on behalf of what is in fact, a Conservative Government. Look, I accept that I work for the Tories, always agree with the Tories and constantly sound off in exactl...

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Funny story: Another Nottingham Man committed to Asylum

Another Nottingham Man committed to Asylum

Ophelia Payne, the caretaker of the NHS 'Upper Denture Insane Asylum', Nottinghamshire, has notified the local paper, 'The Daily Liar', that a third Nottingham man has been admitted for his own safety, suffering from Obsessive-compulsive personality...

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Funny story: Howard Stern's Shocking Interview With Anthony Weiner: 'My Penis Seems to Have a Mind of It's Own!"

Howard Stern's Shocking Interview With Anthony Weiner: 'My Penis Seems to Have a Mind of It's Own!"

Shock Jock Howard Stern was the last interview 'Weinergate' star Anthony Weiner had after hitting all the daytime shows yesterday as he continued to deny HE had not posted his pole on Twitter, while continuing to fan the flames admitting "it could h...

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Funny story: "Weiner Gate" Blows up; Congressman Denies He Used Penis Pump to Inflate Image on Social Site!

"Weiner Gate" Blows up; Congressman Denies He Used Penis Pump to Inflate Image on Social Site!

The furor around the alleged claims that Democratic Anthony Wiener sent 'cloaked' penis pictures to a 21 year college student continue to swell, with the congressman today refuting claims appearing on his social networking site that he uses a penis p...

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Funny story: Al the Donut Maker Retires

Al the Donut Maker Retires

Phoenix AZ: Al the Donut Maker, a tireless worker for the Senator John McCain for President Republican Campaign in 2008, has retired. Al plans to live comfortably here, even though he is not rich enough to qualify for a tax on the wealthy. At his...

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Funny story: Clegg Copies Obama In Attempt To Boost Ratings

Clegg Copies Obama In Attempt To Boost Ratings

In an attempt to boost his flagging popularity, Lib Dem leader has taken a leaf out of Barrack Obama's book by going back to his roots. The US President returned to his ancestors' wig making shop in Moneygall, County Offaly, had a pint of Guinness...

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Funny story: Scottish Lib Dem Portfolios Unveiled

Scottish Lib Dem Portfolios Unveiled

New Scottish Liberal Democrat leader Willie Rennie has revealed the new portfolios for his Holyrood team. Breaking with tradition, Rennie has ditched the Titanium yellow briefcases of the past and has made the bold move to go with the more gaudy C...

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Funny story: We would have won Eurovision under AV say LibDems

We would have won Eurovision under AV say LibDems

While admitting that the final result could have been better, a LibDem spokesman insisted that Eurovision voting is open to "manipulation" and an unacceptable level of tribalism. The spokesman stressed that for several, very credible reasons the U...

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Funny story: AV Voters Claim Harassment At Work

AV Voters Claim Harassment At Work

Employers all over the United Kingdom have been receiving complaints of harassment from staff who voted Lib Dem in last week's elections and "Yes" in the Alternative Vote referendum. Thousands of employees who made the wrong choice twice last Thur...

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Funny story: Lib Dems To Be More Muscular In Coalition

Lib Dems To Be More Muscular In Coalition

Humiliated Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg has vowed that his party will be much more 'muscular' in government as the coalition goes into its second year. Clegg has announced a range of measures he intends to implement to demonstrate a change of emphasi...

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Funny story: Clegg Fights Back With NHS Pledge

Clegg Fights Back With NHS Pledge

Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg has promised to come out fighting after his party's disastrous showing in the local and national elections last week. Clegg has vowed to fight the Conservatives' proposed plans to revamp the National Health Service and ha...

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Funny story: Alex Salmond Dedicates SNP Triumph

Alex Salmond Dedicates SNP Triumph

Victorious SNP leader Alex Salmond has dedicated his party's stunning victory in last week's Holyrood elections to the Liberal Democrats' current boss Nick Clegg and Labour's former leader Gordon Brown. A delighted Salmond was quick to attribute p...

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Funny story: Coalition Celebrate First Birthday

Coalition Celebrate First Birthday

The Coalition Government has celebrated its first birthday at the five star Montcalm Hotel in London. The first UK Coalition Government for 60 years has had its fair share of ups and downs and there were major doubts expressed by sources on both s...

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Funny story: Mass Culling For Foot -In- Mouth Unnecessary

Mass Culling For Foot -In- Mouth Unnecessary

Scientists have advised that there may not be any need for a mass cull of at risk people if there is another outbreak of foot-in-mouth syndrome. The last foot-in-mouth occurred in 2001, leading to thousands of politicians being slaughtered in an e...

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Funny story: Stupid Public Votes Themselves Into Rut

Stupid Public Votes Themselves Into Rut

LONDON - After the Alternative Vote (AV) referendum results were released with 67% saying No and 21% saying Yes, many social scientists are commenting on the idiocy of the British public. "Wow..." said one, "Just wow. When given the chance to make...

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Funny story: Lib-Dems Leader Nick Clegg Offers Olive Branch To Al Qaeda

Lib-Dems Leader Nick Clegg Offers Olive Branch To Al Qaeda

UK sources are reporting that Deputy Prime Minister and Lib-Dem leader Nick Clegg is giving serious consideration to offering terror group Al Qaeda an olive branch. It's thought that Clegg perceives that at least he might have a decent idea where...

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Funny story: Results of referendum on AV (Alternative Voting) system announced

Results of referendum on AV (Alternative Voting) system announced

The results of the 5th May referendum on the Alternative Voting (AV) system for the UK have been declared this morning. In a very heavily-subscribed vote (almost some of the population turned out to vote), those voting in favour were 50%, those vo...

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