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Funny story: New Powers for US Lawyers

New Powers for US Lawyers

Congress has just passed a new law giving additional powers to attorneys and private law firms. The Absolute Confidentiality charter has been signed off and will be operational within the month. It means that a lawyer can write a letter giving privat...

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Funny story: ESA Violation Upheld by the US Supreme Court

ESA Violation Upheld by the US Supreme Court

Washington DC: Infamous spoof writer Philbert of Macadamia's last court appeal was rejected by the US Supreme Court today. Philbert was convicted of violating the Endangered Species Act (ESA), 15 years ago. Philbert arrived at the Supreme Court ch...

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Funny story: Vincent Tabak's Girlfriend Tanja Morson To Appear In PlayGuy Magazine

Vincent Tabak's Girlfriend Tanja Morson To Appear In PlayGuy Magazine

LONDON - The London Morning Mincer Revue is reporting that Tanja Morson, girlfriend of Vincent Tabak has agreed to appear in a four-page nude photo layout for PlayGuy Magazine. Morson who is 34 told LMMR reporter Reginald T. Oxfordshire that she t...

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Funny story: "Put Guns in Prison, Not Psychopaths" Say Liberal Activists

"Put Guns in Prison, Not Psychopaths" Say Liberal Activists

SAN FRANCISCO - Immediately after the mass-murder of sane, law-abiding citizens in Tucson, Arizona, the Liberal US Media and numerous Left-leaning groups practically ignored the "accused suspect" as being the "Real Killer," and proceeded to blame EVE...

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Funny story: J.K. Rowling's Old Boyfriend Discovered

J.K. Rowling's Old Boyfriend Discovered

Private Eye got onto him first. That's how I got to know about it as one of their freelances. In fact, he contacted them from Heathrow airport. He was angry they told me and to take care. But he had a story. He was none other than J.K.Rowling's secret boyfriend from many years back. I imagined he would be weedy, bookish, a nerd. He was the guy she never talked about and only mention...

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Funny story: National Lawyers Truth Day

National Lawyers Truth Day

The film Liar Liar has inspired a generation of lawyers to spend one day a year telling nothing but the truth. In order to make sure that the British public do not get wind of this special day, and keep judges on their toes, the day changes each year...

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Funny story: Mastercarb Now Offers Julian Assange Defense Fund

Mastercarb Now Offers Julian Assange Defense Fund

For no apparent reason, and flatly denying that the creation of the web page and donation button had anything to do with its recent shut down by Julian Assange backed hackers, Mastercarb is now offering a way to send a charge transaction directly to...

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Funny story: Derry faces lawyer famine

Derry faces lawyer famine

After 12 bountiful years of the 'Bloody Sunday' enquiry, lawyers are packing up their wigs and heading for the next 'bulge bracket' trial probably in Strasbourg - leaving Derry the poorer for it. The hoteliers association said "Its been a great fe...

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Funny story: Dumb-ass Texans WR Outsmarts Himself Out Of $20 Million

Dumb-ass Texans WR Outsmarts Himself Out Of $20 Million

A truth: A lawyer who represents himself has a fool for a client. Knucklehead jock Andre Johnson has fu-ked himself out of $20 million, all because he represented himself during contract negotiations. See, Johnson represented himself when he sign...

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Funny story: Michael Parker Pen & The Your Going to Die Plan

Michael Parker Pen & The Your Going to Die Plan

Daytime television its a nightmare when it comes to the commercial break because your sure to see that ad with Michael Parkinson, or should that be Michael Parker Pen, because he offers you a free parker pen as you long as you give them money till th...

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Funny story: Trial Lawyer Buys Own Ambulance to Round Up Cases

Trial Lawyer Buys Own Ambulance to Round Up Cases

Davenport, IA - Aaron Truscott IV, Esq., a trial attorney from a family of infamous ambulance chasers, has taken the family firm "Truscott & Sons" to a new level with the purchase of the firm's first ambulance. Truscott said that competition f...

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Funny story: London defence lawyers' firm Aardvark, Bishbosh & Crimcon today denied they were regulary fixing high-profile court cases across the English-speaking world

London defence lawyers' firm Aardvark, Bishbosh & Crimcon today denied they were regulary fixing high-profile court cases across the English-speaking world

A spokesman for them, Sir Heinrich Mason-Handshacht, said: 'Many of our clients are very well-known, but that does not mean that the rumours they were blatantly guilty but then got off their cases scot free had anything to do with mass bribery by us...

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Funny story: "In defense of Lawyers" After all, lawyers are people too!

"In defense of Lawyers" After all, lawyers are people too!

Just yesterday I told a 'lawyer' joke. Admittedly my opinion of lawyers probably mimics that of many. Yet, when appropriate situations occur most of us call the proverbial 'mouth piece'. Realistically, doctors may be assessed as greedy and unscrupulous as well. But, when was the last time you were earshot of a prejudicial doctor joke? Lawyers will probably tell us they get a bad rap. John Edwar...

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Funny story: Fritzl in cheeky lawyer request

Fritzl in cheeky lawyer request

It has been revealed today that evil Austrian All-Rounder Jo Fritzl attempted to get representation by a British semi-professional legal company due to their 'No Win; No Fee' policy. CEO Fathima Clalve explained, "We received a phone call from a...

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Funny story: Solid Proof That Not All Lawyers Are Money Siphoning Sludges

Solid Proof That Not All Lawyers Are Money Siphoning Sludges

In a surprising reversal of how things are thought to work in our societies, lawyers in Pakistan in the past few weeks have made courageous stands against the government (!), stood up to armed police and government troops (!!), fought against corrupt...

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Funny story: 'Mickey Mouse' lawyers to sue thousands for defamation

'Mickey Mouse' lawyers to sue thousands for defamation

One of the largest and most expensive libel suits in world history has been filed at Grapefruit County Courthouse, California, by lawyers representing the cartoon character Mickey Mouse. The two and a half thousand page document is said to contain...

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Funny story: The Secrets of Avoiding Jury Selection

The Secrets of Avoiding Jury Selection

Many people ....(what am I saying!)...Most people hate receiving a jury summons. This generally requires at least one day off work (without pay, of course), downtown traffic and parking, long lines, hurry up and wait, inadequate bathroom facilities, no convenient lunch, losing coins in vending machines, rude and/or overworked employees (city, county, state, or Federal), sitting on unpadded seats...

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