In a nationally publicized case, a wealthy teen-age boy who killed 4 in an automobile accident was not sentenced to a Texas prison for manslaughter, but given 10 years probation. The most focused upon aspect of the trial was the use of the "affluenz...
Before you sign your next agreement, YOU MUST READ THIS!! Have you ever installed anything on a computer, or bought something that required that you sign an agreement before installing or completing your purchase? If so, you probably had an agreement that started off by telling you what the terms and conditions were and requiring you to give your approval, such as this: "By accessing this w...
Although there is no evidence in the forty-nine other states (or, as yet, even in Washington, D. C.) that drinking soft drinks could be hazardous to consumers' heath, California, The Land of Nuts and Fruits, will require Coca-Cola, Pepsi, and other s...
Jimbo "Spanks" Williams is angry. Spanks lives in a trailer directly across the road from Fort Campbell, KY. During a recent winter storm, several soldiers returning to base on a bus, broke down next to his trailer. The commanding officer, Major...
It is illegal to congregate in public with two or more people while each wearing a mask or any face covering which disguises your identity. In New York, adultery is still a crime. Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business. While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door. Throwing a rotten tomato,...
MADRID - The Spanish government has just announced that effective February 14, 2014, (Valentine's Day) it will be implementing its ban on transvestites. Spain's national news agency, Olé News has informed the public that the government figured tha...
WASHINGTON - Security guards in the Robert F. Kennedy Department of Justice Building have found what appear to be self-inflicted wounds on the Spirit of Justice this morning, during a routine inspection of her and her counterpart, Majesty Law.
Hawaii state lawmaker Tom Brewster stated that he was fed up with the state's homeless problem. His solution, however, has left him branded as a vigilante. Brewster took a sledgehammer to their shopping carts. "I get a lot of complaints about s...
In light of recent fraud cases revolving around fortune-telling laws in New York and Florida, psychics are speaking out. The legal system is going after people that seemingly take advantage of vulnerable victims. "Oh," states psychic Yuri Sukka,...
CARSON CITY, Nevada - In a move that state senators hope will help to ease the rising divorce rate in the state, the Nevada Senate has voted 17-4 to outlaw texting during the sex act. One senator, who asked that we not reveal his name, said that h...
SACRAMENTO, CA - California Gov. Jerry Brown signed a bill on Tuesday that outlaws revenge porn and this could mean possible jail time for people who post naked photos of their exes after breakups. The bill is not being met with a welcoming attitu...
A Michigan law enacted in 1929 made it illegal to display a bumper sticker for any group that you're not actually a part of. Earlier in the week, the Michigan House of Representatives unanimously voted to repeal the bizarre and long-unenforced la...
Washington, D.C.- A group of Republican politicians led by Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, introduced a bill today that would create a national registry of pre-approved names that parents could pick from when naming their newborn children.
TOPEKA, Kansas - After receiving thousands and thousands of letters, emails, text messages, and tweets, the state of Kansas has just passed what Kansans are calling a much needed blow for decency, morality, and political awareness. Senator Elvira...
CHEYENNE, Wyoming - The Wyoming State Senate has just passed a law that will ban the extremely dangerous practice of bear teasing. Senator ZonQuisha Popcorn [D-Laramie] told the assembled media that this piece of legislation should have been passe...
In a rare act of political unity from the land that brought the world Caligula, Benito Mussolini, and the single most influential cultural factor behind "Jersey Shore", the government of Italy has reaffirmed its stance that all whores in attendance a...
LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan apparently thinks that she is the Queen of The World as she has thumbed her nose (again) at the California judicial system treating them as if they are simply a whole bunch of Moe's, Larry's, Curly's, and Lucy's. Lohan...
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