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Funny story: Spider-Man Furious His Broadway Show Is Closing

Spider-Man Furious His Broadway Show Is Closing

He no longer loves New York, after learning that his show, "Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark," will be closing in January (it hasn't been packing 'em in at the box office). "What I can't figure out," a perplexed Spider-Man has told friends, "is that...

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Funny story: Kaplan's Back, Just In Case You Forgot Him!

Kaplan's Back, Just In Case You Forgot Him!

Sure, without a doubt, the recent whole lotta WTF whatever concerning the is he or isn't he alive or still dead status of legendary comedy concept cut-up/way, way off-center odd ball Andy Kaufman was, all things considered, just about the biggest sco...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus and Nina Dobrev To Star In The Promiscuous Pair

Miley Cyrus and Nina Dobrev To Star In The Promiscuous Pair

HOLLYWOOD - Touchrock Pictures has just announced that production will soon begin on Bandini Borrapelli's musical romance film The Promiscuous Pair. Starring in the motion picture will be Miley Cyrus and Nina Dobrev, who will portray two singers f...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Imitator Actually A Zombie!

Michael Jackson Imitator Actually A Zombie!

Over 2000 fans who attended the "Michael Jackson Imitator Show" in Las Vegas say that they were not fooled with the make-up and that it was Michael Jackson's Zombie that took the stage, Saturday night. "They can say this is a great imitator but mo...

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Funny story: Las Vegas Studies Show That Alcohol Is The Number One Cause of Marriages

Las Vegas Studies Show That Alcohol Is The Number One Cause of Marriages

LAS VEGAS - Research studies conducted by Chicago's Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency have shown an interesting trend regarding alcohol and marriages in Las Vegas. ADGA Spokesperson Bagby B. Buckleybox explained that after conducting a nine-month...

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Funny story: Bionic Woman

Bionic Woman

The Bionic Woman was created out of spare, mostly human, somewhat female body parts as a companion for Colonel Steve Austin, a lonely former astronaut-become-cyborg, after she dove headfirst into a cow patty from a height of 12,000 feet in an attempt to decorate a clover patch with her remains. Before her tragic accident, she had been a tennis player known for her wicked backhand. Rebuilt by Dr...

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Funny story: Baphomet

Baphomet

"To think I kissed her (or him) there--and there--and ''there''! - Sarah Michelle Gellar Although some contend that Baphomet is a Marvel Comics super-villain, Baphomet is really the demon of parties and partygoers west of the Mississippi. As such, he (or she) is often depicted at parties in Las Vegas, Hollyweird, and various family nudist camps in Arizona and New Mexico, and some Oregonians inc...

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Funny story: Nevada Bans Chewing Gum

Nevada Bans Chewing Gum

CARSON CITY, Nevada - The Nevada State Senate acting on a request of the vast majority of the Las Vegas Gambling casinos has just voted on a bill regarding the chewing of chewing gum. State Senator Hula Hanna Dimpsydew, 46, [D-Reno] stated that th...

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Funny story: A State-of-The-Art Drone Plane Mysteriously Crashes In The Middle of A Las Vegas Nudist Colony

A State-of-The-Art Drone Plane Mysteriously Crashes In The Middle of A Las Vegas Nudist Colony

LAS VEGAS - American Spotlight Magazine has reported that a U.S. unmanned drone plane has crashed in the Nevada desert. ASM reporter Fitzwater Ribicoff stated that the plane which had ID markings of DP-1793 mysteriously crashed landed in the middl...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Proud of Her New Erotic Video

Paris Hilton Proud of Her New Erotic Video

LAS VEGAS - One of Tinsel Town's most infamous celebutantes, Paris Hilton was in Vegas playing the roulette wheels which she says she absolutely loves. She had actually managed to win $173 which she said she would be donating to Michelle Obama's A...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Wins 8 Billboard Music Awards

Taylor Swift Wins 8 Billboard Music Awards

LAS VEGAS - Millions of viewers watched as Taylor Swift cleaned up at the Billboard Music Awards at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Sin City, USA. Taylor won a total of 8 awards including Top Female Artist, Top Country Artist, Top Country Album, Top...

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Funny story: WBC fight card 'Twin Bill' features Twins' womb fight

WBC fight card 'Twin Bill' features Twins' womb fight

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (ABSNN Sports) - The World Boxing Council has the entire sporting world agog at the news that Caesar's Palace will host the very first WBC Championship fight between two unknown, and as yet, unnamed twins in their mother's womb! Th...

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Funny story: Las Vegas will close casino gambling and turn the town into Jesus Land!

Las Vegas will close casino gambling and turn the town into Jesus Land!

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (ABSNN) - "As of January 1, 2013, if the Mayan calendar is wrong and the world does not end, casino gambling in the City of Las Vegas and Clark County will cease, forever. In its place, all hotels and casinos will be given over, as...

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Funny story: TMZ website shows proof that Prince Harry has a red star tattooed on his rear

TMZ website shows proof that Prince Harry has a red star tattooed on his rear

The latest snaps of Prince Harry in his hotel suite in Las Vegas have been published on the TMZ website, and show that he sports a bright red star tattoo on his backside. The significance of the tattoo is not known for sure, but that has not stopp...

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Funny story: Vegas Odds Makers Drop Lines on Bieber, J-Lo, Putin and the Detroit Lions

Vegas Odds Makers Drop Lines on Bieber, J-Lo, Putin and the Detroit Lions

Famous for setting odds on anything from the number of fights in a hockey game to whether or not Janet Jackson might bear a breast on national television, Las Vegas statisticians and odds makers are refusing to set lines on Justin Bieber, J-Lo and Vl...

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Funny story: Disney Organization to Purchase San Francisco

Disney Organization to Purchase San Francisco

San Francisco CA: The Walt Disney Company announced today that the organization will purchase the City by the Bay from the State of California. A specific cost has not been mentioned, but analysis indicates that an offer of roughly California's curre...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney: The Poor Don't Know How Hard It Is To Be Filthy Rich

Mitt Romney: The Poor Don't Know How Hard It Is To Be Filthy Rich

In an interview this morning at Caesar's Palace on the Vegas strip, Mitt Romney attempted to alleviate the fears of the poor with regard to his candidacy. "The problem we've had with this media led charge against me, is that it is all completely o...

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