Fred Phelps, leader of Westboro Baptist Church, died suddenly on Tuesday at a military funeral while screaming and waving a sign that read God Hates Fags. Only minutes later, the renowned leader found himself in heaven, before God's throne, blinking...
CNN's Anderson Cooper last stole the LGBT spotlight when he announced, much to his surprise, that he was homosexual. However, actress Jodie Foster's recent admission at the 70th Annual Golden Globes has created a sense of doubt in the seasoned repor...
San Francisco, CA - now that the Presidential election is over and once again, Democrats will get another kick at the can, certain programs, such as the one proposed by the San Francisco Lesbian Gay Bisexual & Transexual SPCA might stand a better...
In a speech to a LGBT conference Nick Clegg admitted that he cooked socks while at university. "We were quite surprised," said Tanya Hyde, a lesbian from Lincoln. "Clegg kept going on and on about his sock cooking habits while he was a student. Li...
London - Laycock Street, Islington resident Dick Warren has spoken of his outrage at the banning of London bus ads promoting a cure for homosexuality. "The Lord took me in hand and cleansed my evil flesh," Warren said this morning, "just as the 69...
Oslo - The Norwegian Forest Cat Fanciers Association today backed down over some defamatory remarks published online about the breed's proclivities. An article in Pussy News Oslo-Style apparently repeated that ages old chestnut about the mogs havi...
In response to a rash of suicides by bullied LGBT adolescents around the country, the American Family Association has launched a campaign to remind LGBT kids of the wages of sin, called It Doesn't Get Worse Than Hell. The viral effort, launched last...
Top lexicographers have today announced new additions to, and definitions for, the words within the English language dictionary. Of these additions and revisions, however, there stands a solitary point of controversy - the word "gay" will now have th...
DENVER, Colo - Mr. Onkeywoodsmien of the Larimer Good Bank of Treats (LGBT) here is asking patrons of the homeless to stop donating boxes full of aspartame. "These people are hungry, and they will eat what ever you dangle in front of them. And th...
Cristiano Ronaldo, the Manchester United winger whose goal helped the Reds to win last night's Champions League Final in Moscow, is to be given the freedom of Manchester's Gay Quarter as a result of his services to the area. The Portuguese player...
There seems to be no end to the letters signifying new and newly emerging sexual orientation and identifiers.
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