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Funny story: A Heartbroken Kristen Stewart Flies Down To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

A Heartbroken Kristen Stewart Flies Down To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Mexico's national news agency, Las Maracas is reporting that Twilight actress Kristen Stewart is staying at the luxurious Puffy Taco Resort & Casino. The establishment which is co-owned by Ryan Seacrest and Steven Tyle...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Is So Despondent She May Move To Arizona

Kristen Stewart Is So Despondent She May Move To Arizona

LOS ANGELES - According to a highly reliable, unnamed, inside source, Kristen Stewart, 22, is saying that she has never been as depressed as she is at the present time. She told the unnamed source that the last time she felt this bad was when she...

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Funny story: Anderson Cooper 360? Newsreader spotted at Chick Fil-A with Robert Pattinson!

Anderson Cooper 360? Newsreader spotted at Chick Fil-A with Robert Pattinson!

Following the devastation caused by respective long time partners caught in compromising lip locks, and some say more, Vanderbilt heiress Anderson Cooper, and Twilight Star Robert Pattinson were spotted commiserating over breakfast amidst a crowd of...

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Funny story: Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Are Asked About Kristen Stewart

Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Are Asked About Kristen Stewart

ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico - The stars of The Vampire Diaries, Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev were in Albuquerque on a stop on their promotional tour for their hit show. The two stars, who are also dating, appeared before a crowd of 900 cheering New...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner To Star In The Vampire Adventure "The Bloodhounds of Bakersfield"

Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner To Star In The Vampire Adventure "The Bloodhounds of Bakersfield"

HOLLYWOOD - Kristen Stewart told her agent that she is tired of sitting around crying like a two-year-old baby with a wet diaper and feeling sorry for herself and has asked him to please find her a motion picture that she can get lost in. He prese...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson Believes Kristen Stewart Also Had Affairs With Charlie Sheen and Hugh Hefner

Rob Pattinson Believes Kristen Stewart Also Had Affairs With Charlie Sheen and Hugh Hefner

LOS ANGELES - Close friends of Twilight star Rob Pattinson say that he is still extremely upset about his former girlfriend Kristen Stewart's affair with her Snow White And The Huntsman accent coach Rayburn Fandersketti. Pattinson has learned from...

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Funny story: 'Who Told You I Am Bill Clinton's Daughter?' Kristen Stewart livid at rumor mill

'Who Told You I Am Bill Clinton's Daughter?' Kristen Stewart livid at rumor mill

Los Angeles - A celebwatch site is sticking to its guns today after posting 'conclusive evidence' of the former President's paternity of Twilight Saga actress Kristen Stewart. Some hysterical squabs - er...historical swabs! - which vanished myster...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart - Hollywood's Most Unpopular Starlet?

Kristen Stewart - Hollywood's Most Unpopular Starlet?

HOLLYWOOD - During her career Kristen Stewart, 22, has found herself in the spotlight as a recipient of many awards and accolades and she has been gracious in their acceptance. But lately the spotlight has gotten very warm; hot in fact. and it is...

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Funny story: Curse of Arundel Castle has hexed Kristen Stewart say locals

Curse of Arundel Castle has hexed Kristen Stewart say locals

Arundel, Sussex - A centuries-old curse inflicted on philanderers by the castle's first chateleine Mabel de Bellême has claimed its latest victim according to reports. The murdered wife of Roger de Montgomerie, 1st Earl of Shrewsbury, Mabel was ha...

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Funny story: K-Stew & R-Pattz Are Kaput!

K-Stew & R-Pattz Are Kaput!

LOS ANGELES - Kristen Stewart should get an Oscar nomination for her apology in regards to her indiscretion. K-Stew, 22, really laid it on thick saying that she is so, so sorry and that she is embarrassed, ashamed, and feels like 15 cents. She...

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Funny story: The Reason Kristen Stewart Cheated on Rob Pattinson

The Reason Kristen Stewart Cheated on Rob Pattinson

BEVERLY HILLS - Kristen Stewart, the star of the Twilight movie series was sitting in the Haven of Hair Salon getting her split ends trimmed by her hair stylist FuFi Fondue. Fondue has a reputation for knowing lots of intimacies about starlets tha...

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Funny story: The Robert Pattinson - Kristen Stewart Relationship Appears To Be On The Rocks

The Robert Pattinson - Kristen Stewart Relationship Appears To Be On The Rocks

HOLLYWOOD - The couple that Joan Rivers called one of the happiest couples that she has ever seen; since Dick and Liz, appears to be heading straight for Rocksville. A source close to both R-Pattz and K-Stew stated to Bedroom Pillow Talk that the...

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Funny story: Reg Bond - "My Nights Of Hell With Kristen Stewart!"

Reg Bond - "My Nights Of Hell With Kristen Stewart!"

Aspiring Burnley chip shop proprietor and former bodyguard to the stars, Reg Bond, today revealed the shocking truth of his interminable "nights of hell" with Twilight Star, Kristen Stewart. Speaking from his shared room in a B&B in Burnley's...

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Funny story: Derek Hough and Maksim Chmerkovskiy Want To Buy Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev's Vampire Sux Bar & Grill

Derek Hough and Maksim Chmerkovskiy Want To Buy Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev's Vampire Sux Bar & Grill

LOS ANGELES - Two of the stars of the hit dance show Dancing With The Stars have been looking for a nice restaurant to purchase together. Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough and Maksim "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom" Chmerkovskiy recently spoke with the...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Chelsea Handler To Star With Ron Jeremy In The R-Rated Film "Thinking Outside The Box"

Paris Hilton and Chelsea Handler To Star With Ron Jeremy In The R-Rated Film "Thinking Outside The Box"

LOS ANGELES - Gladiator Pictures in association with Pipe Dream Films has just announced that filming will soon begin in the Ron Jeremy - Paris Hilton movie Thinking Outside The Box. The motion picture will be directed by Bandini Borrapelli and wi...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens To Star In The Vicious Vampires of Vienna Vs. The Psychotic Zombies of Zanzibar

Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens To Star In The Vicious Vampires of Vienna Vs. The Psychotic Zombies of Zanzibar

HOLLYWOOD - Grandiose Films in association with The Lions Door Motion Picture Company has just announced a movie which will star Twilight's Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens who appeared in the three film series of High School Musical. The film...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Has Been Asked To Write The Theme Song To The Movie "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2"

Taylor Swift Has Been Asked To Write The Theme Song To The Movie "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2"

LOS ANGELES - Country music singer Taylor Swift recently got together with Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart two stars of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2. The Twilight Saga stars chatted with Taylor in her dressing room after she had per...

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