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Funny story: Sad, Sad, Sad - Kobe Bryant Suing His Own Mother

Sad, Sad, Sad - Kobe Bryant Suing His Own Mother

TRENTON, New Jersey - Kobe "Vino" Bryant may scream, holler, and yell at his Laker teammates Pau Gasol, Metta World Peace, and Dwight Howard, but his mama, Pamela Bryant says she will not stand for him hollering at her and she has made it abundantly...

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Funny story: Shaquille O'Neal Turns Down An Offer To Return To The Los Angeles Lakers

Shaquille O'Neal Turns Down An Offer To Return To The Los Angeles Lakers

LOS ANGELES - Former Los Angeles Laker Shaquille O'Neal was in Tinsel Town on some business. He was asked by Sports Territory Magazine's Tango Brisket about the rumor that the Laker ownership has asked him to sign a one-year contract. O'Neal, who...

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Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Sweep The L.A. Lakers - Jack Nicholson Talking Rehab

The San Antonio Spurs Sweep The L.A. Lakers - Jack Nicholson Talking Rehab

LOS ANGELES - TNT's Charles "The Fat Bro" Barkley and Kenny "The Jet" Smith have not been shy about telling it like it is where the Los Angeles Lakers are concerned. The TNT Twins said that now that the Lakers have been swept four games to none by...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Is Furious With A Capital F

Kobe Bryant Is Furious With A Capital F

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant's Los Angeles Lakers are down to the San Antonio Spurs in the NBA's Western Conference Playoffs, 3 games to none. An unnamed source said that "Vino" Bryant is so mad he could eat a runned over possum and not bat an eye.

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Funny story: A Dejected Kobe Bryant Tweets He's Taking A Carnival Cruise To Iceland

A Dejected Kobe Bryant Tweets He's Taking A Carnival Cruise To Iceland

LOS ANGELES - Word coming out of LaLaLand is that injured Laker guard Kobe Bryant is so fed up with the way he has been treated by the news media regarding the tweeting situation that he is taking a vacation. Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance...

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Funny story: Metta World Peace Wants Kobe Bryant To Tweet - Kobe Says No Way Bro

Metta World Peace Wants Kobe Bryant To Tweet - Kobe Says No Way Bro

SAN ANTONIO - Even if most of the sports writers, reporters, and announcers have said that they think Kobe "The Black Mamba" should stop tweeting during the playoffs, one Laker teammate has insisted that he keep it up. Metta World Peace, the angry...

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Funny story: The NBA Threatens To Fine Kobe Bryant For Tweeting During Playoff Games

The NBA Threatens To Fine Kobe Bryant For Tweeting During Playoff Games

NEW YORK CITY - After receiving tens of thousands of complaints in the form of emails, text messages, and phone calls from upset NBA fans, the commissioner of the NBA David Stern has issued an official warning to Kobe Bryant of the Los Angeles Lakers...

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Funny story: Shaquille O'Neal Says The L.A. Lakers Will Be The First NBA Team With A Female Player

Shaquille O'Neal Says The L.A. Lakers Will Be The First NBA Team With A Female Player

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Shaquille O'Neal recently had dinner with his former Lakers coach Phil "The Zenmaster" Jackson at The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in West Hollywood. O'Neal reminded Jackson that he and not Kobe Bryant helped to put the Lakers on...

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Funny story: A Very Angry Laker's Coach Mike D'Antoni Tells Kobe To Stop With His Damn Tweeting

A Very Angry Laker's Coach Mike D'Antoni Tells Kobe To Stop With His Damn Tweeting

SAN ANTONIO - The San Antonio Spurs handed the Los Angeles Lakers a 91-79 defeat in game one of their best of seven Western Conference playoffs series. An unidentified AT&T locker room attendant stated to Sporting Chance Magazine that Coach D'...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant's Tweets Don't Help As The Lakers Get Beat By The San Antonio Spurs

Kobe Bryant's Tweets Don't Help As The Lakers Get Beat By The San Antonio Spurs

SAN ANTONIO - Kobe "Vino" Bryant sat at his home in Los Angeles tweeting up a storm as his Laker teammates played in their first game of the playoffs against the San Antonio Spurs. Kobe, who just recently discovered tweeting, tweeted his team to...

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Funny story: Charles Barkley: Well It Looks Like The Lucky Lakers Made It To The Playoffs

Charles Barkley: Well It Looks Like The Lucky Lakers Made It To The Playoffs

ATLANTA - Charles "The Fat Bro" Barkley expressed what a lot of Laker haters felt when the guys in purple and gold somehow managed to make it into the NBA playoffs without their star player, court coach, and head cheerleader Kobe Bryant. Barkley s...

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Funny story: Lakers Coach Mike D'Antoni Wants Kobe Bryant To Be The Team's Designated Free Throw Shooter

Lakers Coach Mike D'Antoni Wants Kobe Bryant To Be The Team's Designated Free Throw Shooter

LOS ANGELES - Lakers Coach Mike D'Antoni is devastated at the fact that his super star player/coach Kobe "Vino" Bryant is out for the rest of the season due to an Achilles heel injury, an Adam's apple bruise, and inverted ear drums. D'Antoni sat i...

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Funny story: Phil Jackson Changes His Mind About Wanting To Be The Lakers Coach

Phil Jackson Changes His Mind About Wanting To Be The Lakers Coach

LOS ANGELES - Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that Phil Jackson has stated that he has changed his mind about getting back into NBA coaching. Jackson talked with Sherwood Frisbee of SCM and said that he cannot believe how badly the Lakers ha...

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Funny story: Charles Barkley Blames The Laker Woes On The Curse of Shaquille

Charles Barkley Blames The Laker Woes On The Curse of Shaquille

LOS ANGELES - Charles Barkley has said that the current Laker woes are a direct result of The Curse of Shaquille. "Fat Bro" Barkley, as Vice-President Joe Biden calls him, said that Shaquille O'Neal stated back in 2004, when the Lakers traded him...

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Funny story: Laker Fans Upset With Coach Mike D'Antoni's Remark

Laker Fans Upset With Coach Mike D'Antoni's Remark

LOS ANGELES - Lakers Coach Mike D'Antoni shook his head after seeing Steve Nash get hurt and wondered what in the world is going on with his team. He stated that he does not recall ever seeing so many players hurt at one time. D'Antoni said that M...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Bitten By The Dreaded Laker Injury Bug

Kobe Bryant Bitten By The Dreaded Laker Injury Bug

LOS ANGELES - As movie star Slim Pickens once said in the epic Western satire Blazing Saddles, "What in the wide, wide, world of sports is goin' on here?" Boom! The dreaded Laker injury bug has just struck again and this time it has bitten Laker s...

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Funny story: The Lakers Are Barely Holding On To The 8th Seed

The Lakers Are Barely Holding On To The 8th Seed

LOS ANGELES - The Lakers traveled to Milwaukee where the Bucks handed them a 113-103 defeat. This loss now puts the Utah Jazz just one win away from being tied with Kobe Bryant's Lakers for the 8th seed in the West. Kobe was in a foul mood, no...

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