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Funny story: Nanny McPhee says her charge Kim Jong-un, newly anointed heir to North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il nurses secret ambition to dance the Viennese waltz with Bobby Lee on MAD TV

Nanny McPhee says her charge Kim Jong-un, newly anointed heir to North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il nurses secret ambition to dance the Viennese waltz with Bobby Lee on MAD TV

HUNKERED IN A BUNKER IN NORTH KOREA: The King is dead - maybe! Long live the King! Kim Jong-Un, the newly anointed heir to dictator-Daddy Kim Jong-il has finally been revealed to the public - following a hectic round of forced ass-kissing and bo...

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Funny story: Cookie Monster named as Kim Jong Il's replacement

Cookie Monster named as Kim Jong Il's replacement

It's official. Kim Jong Il has confirmed reports that he is slowly dying of a painful Justin-Beiber related death in a rare conference held in his living room. The tyrannical leader also named his successor. Whilst many of us thought his son would...

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Funny story: North Korea to Hold Clown Congress to Choose New Leaders!

North Korea to Hold Clown Congress to Choose New Leaders!

North Korea - North Korea today announced it is holding a "clown" congress to choose a new leader and several other important government posts. The surprising move appeared to turn their normal boring process of playing musical chairs, where Kim J...

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Funny story: North Korea Offers to take Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton and Bimbo to be Named Later

North Korea Offers to take Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton and Bimbo to be Named Later

North Korea - Today Kim Jong Il held a very rare press conference to announce an offer to the world. Translated it was roughly this: "Today we ate some oreo cookies for breakfast, very naughty. Ahem, we have a more serious matter to discuss. Day a...

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Funny story: South Korea Bans Kim Jong il Cameron Diaz Julia Roberts Websites

South Korea Bans Kim Jong il Cameron Diaz Julia Roberts Websites

While Americans have been obsessing over a tiny little baby teeny weeny oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico the Korean Peninsula has been like a nuclear powder keg ready to blow up into Nuclear World War III. World War I was caused by "The shot heard rou...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Il back on the dating scene?

Kim Jong Il back on the dating scene?

North Korea's leader Kim Jong Il was spotted recently on a what looked like a secret date with another notorious dictator and alleged supermodel, Naomi Campbell. The celebrity pair was apparently seen holding hands at Drayton Manor Park, in Tamwor...

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Funny story: Kim Jong il withdraws succession of son Kim Jong-un saying he is a 'bad clone'. Other clone sons Kim Jong-deux and Kim Jong-trois waiting in the wings.

Kim Jong il withdraws succession of son Kim Jong-un saying he is a 'bad clone'. Other clone sons Kim Jong-deux and Kim Jong-trois waiting in the wings.

North Korean leader, Kim Jong-il, has been grooming his third son Kim Jong-un to succeed him as head of the communist regime. Little is known about Kim Jong-un other than he "ran for a parliamentary seat" in elections last March. There are no rec...

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Funny story: CD by Kim Jong Il and the Vuvuzelas Topping World Charts

CD by Kim Jong Il and the Vuvuzelas Topping World Charts

Wal-Mart stores all over the world are selling out of the #1 chart topping CD "First the World Cup, Now the World" by Kim Jong Il and the Vuvuzelas. The CD is rife with the hauntingly familiar sound of the vuvuzela horn in the background as Kim Jong...

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Funny story: Four North Korean Soccer Team Players Missing, More to Follow

Four North Korean Soccer Team Players Missing, More to Follow

Four players on the North Korean Soccer Team have gone missing. They were unaccounted for on Friday when they failed to show up for practice. Rumors are swirling that the missing team members have defected and are seeking political asylum in the...

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Funny story: North Korea Near War With South Korea!

North Korea Near War With South Korea!

A North Korean envoy said on Thursday that war could erupt at any time on the divided Korean peninsula because of tension with those "arsy hose" in Seoul over the sinking of a South Korean warship this past March. "The situation is very brave. It...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Il Hires Fashion Consultant to Spruce Up Image

Kim Jong Il Hires Fashion Consultant to Spruce Up Image

Known for a forehead seventeen times the width of his mouth and oversized glasses that went out of style in the 70's, Kim Jong Il has hired a famed Hollywood fashion consultant to help refresh the leader's public image. German born wunderkind of t...

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Funny story: South Korea Responds To North Korea's Ass Kicking Threat By Saying "Bring It On Bitch!"

South Korea Responds To North Korea's Ass Kicking Threat By Saying "Bring It On Bitch!"

SEOUL, South Korea - The South Korean leader Lee Myung-Bak has responded to North Korea's leader Kim Jong Il's threat of kicking SK's ass by saying "Bring it on bitch!" Myung-Bak who is usually a quiet, laid-back type of leader said that if North...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Threatens N. Korea with McDonald's Restaurant Chain!

Hillary Clinton Threatens N. Korea with McDonald's Restaurant Chain!

Soul, South Korea - North Korea was sent reeling today under a new unprecedented threat by the United States and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. In a press conference Clinton removed one of her mauve high heel pumps and banged it on the podium wh...

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Funny story: Brown Announces Ability to Talk and End of His Tenure as Prime Vegetable; coalition talks 'pitch woo' with North Korea's Kim Jong-il

Brown Announces Ability to Talk and End of His Tenure as Prime Vegetable; coalition talks 'pitch woo' with North Korea's Kim Jong-il

Gordon Brown has said he is stepping down as Labour Party leader and Prime Vegetable - as his party opens formal talks with the North Korea Party about forming a government. Mr Brown, prime vegetable since 2007, said he hoped a successor as leader...

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Funny story: Obama to throw massive kegger

Obama to throw massive kegger

Following Kim Jong Il's latest message hoping for warmer relations with the US, many are speculating the return of the 6 nation nuclear talks however, we at the Spoof can reveal that President Obama has something a little different in mind. Sourc...

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Funny story: Bonkettes Flop In North Korea - Kim Jong Il Not Amused

Bonkettes Flop In North Korea - Kim Jong Il Not Amused

The Bonkettes, probably the sexiest girl-band on the planet experienced something new tonight here in Pyongyang, affectionately nicknamed 'Ping-Pong-Bing-Bong' by locals, as they performed to a selected audience in 'The People's Glorious Missile Hang...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Furious At Being Snubbed By Dancing With The Stars

Sarah Palin Furious At Being Snubbed By Dancing With The Stars

WASILLA, Alaska - Ex-Governor Sarah Palin, and now just plain citizen Sarah Palin is reportedly furious at being snubbed by the producers of the reality dancing show, Dancing With The Stars. Palin, who is currently in North Korea, is desperately t...

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