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Funny story: Brick Came Through Window

Brick Came Through Window

An 84-year-old lady, innocently washing her breakfast pots in her kitchen, was given the fright of her life this morning, when a regular household brick came crashing through the window, causing her to turn to her husband, Albert, and ask him: "Wh...

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Funny story: Student Proves Theory That One Shouldn't Sit Behind Doors

Student Proves Theory That One Shouldn't Sit Behind Doors

A student sitting behind a classroom door yesterday, proved, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that sitting behind a door is an ill-judged thing to do which could cause injury, after classmates barged the door open, causing an injury. Moys Kenwood, the...

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Funny story: Student Allowed To Eat A Mentos Mint, Then Drink Coke, "In The Name Of Science"

Student Allowed To Eat A Mentos Mint, Then Drink Coke, "In The Name Of Science"

A science teacher at a school has said that he gave permission to one of his students to undertake the extraordinarily dangerous challenge of eating a Mentos mint and then quoffing a bottle of Coca Cola, "for the benefit of the other students", and "...

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Funny story: Teacher Spent Entire Term Trying To Teach Students About Token Sea Creatures

Teacher Spent Entire Term Trying To Teach Students About Token Sea Creatures

A science teacher at a local school has revealed how he has just spent an entire fucking term in a pathetic and pointless attempt to teach students who had only very basic English language skills, about ridiculously-token sea creatures such as the oc...

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Funny story: Facebook Set To Ban Pictures Of People's Dinners, Cats, And Ugly Children

Facebook Set To Ban Pictures Of People's Dinners, Cats, And Ugly Children

Facebook chiefs have said that they are working "night and day" to remove upsetting images of posters' dinners from the pages of the social media platform. They are also about to put a complete ban on other images, such as cats. The move has come...

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Funny story: Faceless Couple Worry About Who Their Unborn Child Will Look Like

Faceless Couple Worry About Who Their Unborn Child Will Look Like

PIC Listen 253 A faceless couple who are expecting their first child have written that they are concerned over what the baby is going to look like, and who it is most going to resemble when it is born. George and Heather Humdrum, of New Jerse...

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Funny story: Man Admits Defeat In 'Ambulance Game'

Man Admits Defeat In 'Ambulance Game'

A man who, for the past 17 years, has struggled to finish a children's educational game called 'The Ambulance Gridlock Game', has finally decided to 'call it a day', and admit defeat. The game, played on a plastic 6x6 grid, where 'vehicles' can be...

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Funny story: Dad Secretly Resents Being Expected to Spend Father's Day with His Kids

Dad Secretly Resents Being Expected to Spend Father's Day with His Kids

While Grant Lowell of Newton, Massachusetts, appreciates that there's a special holiday set aside to honor all that he does for his four children, ages six through eleven, he admitted to secretly resenting being expected to spend Father's Day with hi...

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Funny story: Child Fell Over In Playground

Child Fell Over In Playground

The hot, balmy weather at the weekend was enough to get most people out of the house and on the move, but one family who took their kids to a playground almost had cause to regret it, when their youngest son fell over, causing an injury to his leg.

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Funny story: Man's Daughter Fired Plastic Gun Relentlessly

Man's Daughter Fired Plastic Gun Relentlessly

There's nothing more annoying than kids, especially when they're being annoying, and so it was for one man this morning, as his daughter relentlessly wore down his patience by firing a noisy child's plastic gun at him whilst he was having his breakfa...

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Funny story: Man Amazed At Things He Discovered In Loft

Man Amazed At Things He Discovered In Loft

A man who was asked by his mother to go up and get something from in her loft, was amazed at some of the things he found there. Moys Kenwood, from Hull in East Yorkshire, ascended the loftladder with a degree of trepidation at what lay in wait, in...

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Funny story: Skipping Great Exercise - and Mood-Booster, Too!

Skipping Great Exercise - and Mood-Booster, Too!

According to the latest research, skipping should no longer be considered the exclusive purview of children; it offers substantial health benefits for adults as well - and not only that, can be a terrific mood-booster. "Grownups who've been holdin...

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Funny story: Man In Boardroom Smelt It, But Had Not Dealt It

Man In Boardroom Smelt It, But Had Not Dealt It

A man in a boardroom meeting has told how he became aware of an odious smell that had nothing to do with him. Michael Brackley, 26, an executive trainee at Pratley-Whiffer Marketing Consultants explained that he was in a group policy meeting on ma...

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Funny story: Parents Secretly Think Their Well-Behaved Kid Is Super Lame

Parents Secretly Think Their Well-Behaved Kid Is Super Lame

While outwardly praising him for his positive attitude and generally excellent behavior, Matt and Jenna Smith of Bozeman, Montana, secretly think their 12-year-old son, Tyler, is super lame. "He never talks back, never makes fun of anyone, and I n...

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Funny story: Noel Edmonds To Present New Series Of Swap Shop, Complete With Chunky, Knitted Sweaters

Noel Edmonds To Present New Series Of Swap Shop, Complete With Chunky, Knitted Sweaters

Former children's TV presenter, Noel Edmonds, who is now thought by many to be bordering on insane as a result of his severe overexposure to audiences, is believed to have been approached to host a brand new series of the Saturday early morning child...

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Funny story: Popsicles Melting at Alarming Rate

Popsicles Melting at Alarming Rate

A daycare center in Oakland, California, experiencing the extreme effects of rising global temperatures, has reported that popsicles are melting at an alarming rate. “Children are our future,” said daycare attendant Maria Vazquez, “and our kids ar...

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Funny story: Man's Friend Was Dared To 'Put Bus Window In', So Did

Man's Friend Was Dared To 'Put Bus Window In', So Did

A throwaway dare to 'put the bus window in' was made by a teenage boy to two of his friends, seconds before he boarded a number 33 bus in Hull, in the 1980s. The boy, Anthony Stevenson, grinned as he made the challenge to his two friends, Gram Hew...

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