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Funny story: Kerry Katonic Beyond Help

Kerry Katonic Beyond Help

Kerry Katonic is beyond help. This shock revelation has appeared today. It is feared that the star of the Iceland supermarket adverts is just a washed up ugly slapper. Recently she announced that she was getting divorced as she did not trust her h...

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Funny story: Mark Croft "I Didn't Rip Kerry Off"

Mark Croft "I Didn't Rip Kerry Off"

In an exclusive interview, Kerry Katona's unpopular husband Mark has revealed that HE filed for divorce from his out of control wife, not the other way round. "It's been a nightmare" he said, in tears. "Kerry's been telling everyone I've been dema...

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Funny story: Kerry Katona "Did Not Start Fire of London"

Kerry Katona "Did Not Start Fire of London"

Fire investigators will be going into a listed building in central London later today, to try to find out what caused a fire in the early hours of this morning. Fire crews were called at around 2am to a blaze in a 15 bedroom 17th century house, cu...

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Funny story: Kerry Katona To Compete To Be Sir Alan's Apprentice

Kerry Katona To Compete To Be Sir Alan's Apprentice

It has been announced that cash-strapped Kerry Katona will be among fifteen contestants competing for a six figure salary in Sir Alan Sugar's organisation, when the new series of 'The Apprentice' begins next week. In a press conference launching t...

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Funny story: Katona's Millions Found in Boot of Taxi

Katona's Millions Found in Boot of Taxi

Experts investigating the whereabout of bankrupt ex-atomic kitten star Kerry Katona's fortune are one step closer to solving the mystery this morning, after £9 million pounds was found in the boot of a taxi in a Manchester car park. Just hours aft...

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Funny story: Kerry Katonic:"Why I'm Getting Divorced"

Kerry Katonic:"Why I'm Getting Divorced"

Kerry Katonic, former member of Atomic Shitten, TV 'star' and frequent visitor to Iceland supermarkets has told reporters why she is getting divorced. "Jade Goody has stolen all the limelight. I need to get back into the news somehow. I sat down with...

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Funny story: Kerry Katona still not ill, doctors say

Kerry Katona still not ill, doctors say

Photographers, journalists and ghoulsish observers keeping a vigil outside Kerry Katona's house (probably in Essex) have had another disappointing night after she appears to be not ill again. The bankrupt has-been 'star' of Iceland ads, an exampl...

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Funny story: Iceland's Prime Minister Resigns

Iceland's Prime Minister Resigns

Geir Haarde, the embattled Prime Minister of Iceland, has announced his resignation following demonstrations in protest at the recent financial crisis and the continuing use of Kerry Katona. Iceland has been facing riots and civil disturbances ove...

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Funny story: Kerry Katona Launches New Perfume

Kerry Katona Launches New Perfume

Overweight drug addled celebrity loser, Kerry Katona, has revealed that she will be launching a new perfume early in the New Year. Failed pop star, Miss Katona, is hoping that the release of the new fragrance will herald a new dawn in her downward sp...

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Funny story: We'll Sell You Food, Get You Fat In December - In January Buy Our Exercise DVDs!

We'll Sell You Food, Get You Fat In December - In January Buy Our Exercise DVDs!

Consumer watchdogs, Waste-of-timecom , have slammed female celebrities that make a living from, fattening up the guillible in December and then make another living from slimming down the same group of people in January. Catherine Martinique said...

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Funny story: 'William Shatner and Ringo Starr both have mad-old-man disease say Docs'

'William Shatner and Ringo Starr both have mad-old-man disease say Docs'

Doctors have asked the general public for calm and patience, when reacting to the recent spate of old entertainers talking shit on the internet. They can't help it. IT'S A REAL DISEASE. Ringo Starr has recently decided he HATED people who write to...

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Funny story: Iceland Bankrupt

Iceland Bankrupt

Alistair Darling today revealed that the whole of Iceland has gone bankrupt following the collapse of the only Icelandic Bank, Landsbankinn. Thousands of people have been left without jobs as the credit crunch hit Iceland, and many more have been...

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Funny story: Kerry Katona...Good news at Last

Kerry Katona...Good news at Last

Kerry Katona has won substantial undisclosed damages over allegations she once worked as an assistant Librarian . The article in the Sunday Mirror claimed the ex-Atomic Kitten star had overseen the issuing and discharging of books at the Bebington...

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Funny story: Brian McFadden Collects Kids From Bankrupt Kerry Katona

Brian McFadden Collects Kids From Bankrupt Kerry Katona

Fat wanker Brian McFadden, who famously ditched his wife and kids after losing weight, has announced that he will be flying back to the U.K to collect his half of Kerry Katona's kids. Chinwobbler McFadden, who lives abroad with Delta Goodbum in an...

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Funny story: Kerry Katona Bankrupt-Embraces Poverty

Kerry Katona Bankrupt-Embraces Poverty

Pointless chav Kerry Katona has been made bankrupt overnight, the Inland Revenue has revealed. The dozy Mancunian who suffers from bipolar disorder, slapper syndrome and an abnormally large gob, said only last week that she was rolling in it and stil...

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Funny story: Nation Suddenly Realises Kerry Katona is Pointless

Nation Suddenly Realises Kerry Katona is Pointless

In an unprecedented, collective moment of clarity, Great Britain has finally recognised that chubby, whiny non-celebrity Kerry Katona is an utter waste of space.

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Funny story: Kerry Katona Locked In Bedroom - "Good" Says Dad

Kerry Katona Locked In Bedroom - "Good" Says Dad

It's about time! I've been trying to do that for years, teach her a bloody lesson.

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