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Funny story: John Mayer Dumped Katy Perry and Now He Says He Wants Her Back

John Mayer Dumped Katy Perry and Now He Says He Wants Her Back

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - There is no one in LaLaLand who has a worst reputation for loving 'em and leaving 'em that John "The Player" Mayer. For some strange reason Mayer seems to attract attractive Hollywood celebrities like Wynonna Judd attracts weight...

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Funny story: Andy Dick Infatuated With Katy Perry's Boobs

Andy Dick Infatuated With Katy Perry's Boobs

LA BREA - One of Hollywood's newest and most unlikeliest couples Katy Perry and Andy Dick were spotted having dinner at the world famous La Brea Tar Pits Diner. Fellow patrons reported that Perry was wearing a blouse that was so low cut that both...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Confesses She Has A Crush On Andy Dick

Katy Perry Confesses She Has A Crush On Andy Dick

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Katy Perry is still reeling from the fact that she was unceremoniously dumped by boyfriend John Mayer. Katy told iRumors writer Vodka Vermicelli that Johnny is the biggest two-faced jerk in all of Tinsel Town. She said that h...

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Funny story: Jay Leno Addresses The Divorce Rumors

Jay Leno Addresses The Divorce Rumors

BURBANK - Jay Leno has not exactly been himself lately. And who can blame him since he knows that he is being unceremoniously dumped by the suits at the Peacock Network. Leno has become very good at hiding his true feelings, but his hair stylist F...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Spotted At Rob Pattinson's Vampire Villa in Malibu Beach

Katy Perry Spotted At Rob Pattinson's Vampire Villa in Malibu Beach

MALIBU BEACH - The star of the Twilight Saga series Rob Pattinson and Katy Perry, the singer who sang the hit song "I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It" were recently seen entering RPattz infamous Vampire Villa located in Malibu Beach. The couple was s...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Explains The Erotic Mail He Sent To Selena Gomez

Russell Brand Explains The Erotic Mail He Sent To Selena Gomez

SANTA MONICA - Russell Brand has made no bones about the fact that he still misses his ex-girlfriend Kate Gosselin. Brand recently sat down with Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight and had a very revealing interview. Rusty, as Kate called...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Reveals Her Weight Loss Secret

Christina Aguilera Reveals Her Weight Loss Secret

MARINA DEL REY - Christina Aguilera recently revealed that she had lost 17 pounds and is beginning to feel not as huge as she was getting to be. The former mentor on The Voice was asked by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight what the secret t...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Caught Tongue Wrestling With Kathy Griffin

Russell Brand Caught Tongue Wrestling With Kathy Griffin

ENCINO, California - Highly reliable sources say that Katy Perry's ex-husband Russell Brand was spotted at the Encino Reservoir in the clutches of Kathy Griffin. Brand and Griffin were parked in an isolated part of the famed reservior where they f...

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Funny story: John Mayer Refuses To Sell Nude Photos of Ex-Girlfriend Katy Perry

John Mayer Refuses To Sell Nude Photos of Ex-Girlfriend Katy Perry

WEST HOLLYWOOD - According to a close friend of John Mayer the singer has been approached by the supermarket tabloid Say What? about purchasing some nude photos of his ex-girlfriend Katy Perry. The 35 year old known as Mayer The Player told Say Wh...

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Funny story: Chelsea Handler Talks About Christina Aguilera's Weight Loss

Chelsea Handler Talks About Christina Aguilera's Weight Loss

LA BREA - Talk show host Chelsea Handler was recently spotted in La Brea shopping for some garlic, fancy tire rims, and a pair of maracas. Handler sat down at a bus stop and talked with Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors. She was asked if it was true tha...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Explains Why She Dumped Her Boyfriend John Mayer

Katy Perry Explains Why She Dumped Her Boyfriend John Mayer

LOS ANGELES - Katy Perry says that she is really and truly surprised that her special relationship with John "The Player" Mayer lasted as long as it did. Perry spoke with Pia Confetti a reporter for Celebrity Globe. She told her that lots of h...

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Funny story: Can Katy Perry Lite Myanmar Firework With A Smile

Can Katy Perry Lite Myanmar Firework With A Smile

Naypyidaw - Charismatic Myanmar President Thein Sein who is currently on a European tour could be critical to resolving the nuclear crisis emerging on the Korean Peninsula says American singer Katy Perry. On Thursday Pyongyang issued a warning to...

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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres Begs Wife Portia Not To Leave Her

Ellen DeGeneres Begs Wife Portia Not To Leave Her

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Mrs. Ellen DeGeneres AKA Portia DeRossi-DeGeneres has reportedly confessed that she is fed up with Ellen's incessant flirting. Portia, who at 40, is 15 years younger than husband Ellen, told her hair stylist FuFi Fondue that it i...

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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres: If I Wasn't Married To Portia, I'd Be All Over Katy Perry

Ellen DeGeneres: If I Wasn't Married To Portia, I'd Be All Over Katy Perry

HOLLYWOOD - Katy Perry had a hit with her song "I Kissed A Girl" and talk show host Ellen DeGeneres recently stated that she would love to be the Girl that Perry kisses. It is no secret that Ellen was smitten with Katy's rack, which was openly sho...

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Funny story: John Mayer Says Katy Perry Is A Keeper

John Mayer Says Katy Perry Is A Keeper

VENICE BEACH - John Mayer was spotted at the swank Seashell Sal's Sporting Stuff Shop searching for a brand new tennis racket. A close friend stated that Johnny, who's 35, had recently ruined two expensive tennis rackets when he tossed them agains...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Finds Nadya Suleman AKA Octomom Sexy As Hell

Russell Brand Finds Nadya Suleman AKA Octomom Sexy As Hell

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand recently appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight and told the host that he is presently looking for a movie script. The disheveled haired Brand revealed that he is itching to get back on the silver screen and star in a roma...

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Funny story: John Mayer To Break Up With Katy Perry?

John Mayer To Break Up With Katy Perry?

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Well it appears that the word on the streets of West Holly, as former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger refers to it, is that John "The Player" Mayer, 34, will soon be dumping 28-year-old Katy Perry. The couple who have la...

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