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Funny story: Katie Price Fined For Horsebox Offence

Katie Price Fined For Horsebox Offence

Katie Price, AKA Jordan, has been found guilty of 'not being in proper control of her vehicle' at Mid Sussex Magistrates court and fined. The balloon boobed bozo was tethered up in the back of her 7.5 tonne pink horsebox, when she became agitated.

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Funny story: Rash of terrifying Katie Price-esque 'black slug' eyebrows hits soccer whores pics

Rash of terrifying Katie Price-esque 'black slug' eyebrows hits soccer whores pics

London - (Reuterus): The slanted shiny black paint jobs are suddenly sliming across the foreheads of alleged David Beckham hooker Irma Nici and Wayne Rooney whore Jenny Thompson. Like twin gastropod molluscs of the genus arion ater the terrifying...

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Funny story: Up Katie Price

Up Katie Price

The stylish, upmarket, multi-talented, supermodel, songstress, author, relationship counsellor and polo playing Katie Price has had her vagina re-modelled into a theme park. Ms Price flew to LA to have the extensive re-working of her vagina undert...

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Funny story: Katie Price shows off her new penis in nude photo exclusive

Katie Price shows off her new penis in nude photo exclusive

Katie Price, aka Jordan, shocked the world this morning with nude pictures displaying the results of her latest cosmetic surgery....a new penis! The photographs, part of an exclusive report from 'OK' magazine, showed Jordan proudly sporting her...

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Funny story: Katie Price spotted clubbing with George Linekar

Katie Price spotted clubbing with George Linekar

Alex Reid, cage-fighting husband of Katie Price, aka Katie Reid, aka Jordan, is said to be furious at pictures released today of his wife, looking decidedly worse for wear, leaving the popular night-spot Mahiki arm in arm with teenager George Linekar...

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Funny story: Kerry Katona & Peter Andre's Lovechild: "It'll Slip Out Like a Wet Fish"

Kerry Katona & Peter Andre's Lovechild: "It'll Slip Out Like a Wet Fish"

Talentless alcoholic pillhead, Kerry Katona (aka Kerry Katatonic), is expecting her fifth child and this time it's the bastard lovechild of permatanned leatherman, Peter Andre. Andre - who has no freckles because they all slid off - has been smash...

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Funny story: Peter Andre is Ruining OUR Marriage

Peter Andre is Ruining OUR Marriage

While Alex Reid may have created (or more likely sold) headlines in the newspapers over the weekend by claiming Peter Andre is ruining his marriage to Katie Price (allegedly, Katie is "obsessed" with what Peter is doing, where he is, who he is with e...

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Funny story: Katie Price Exclusive!

Katie Price Exclusive!

Forget OK! Forget Hello! You can even ignore Heat and Star and Grazia and Look… You won't find this exclusive on any of the news stands…(we get the picture, ed). Or on those celeb gossip bits in between ad breaks on C5. Spoof is the only place...

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Funny story: Katie Price and Alex Reid's Marriage Meltdown Headed For Splitsville

Katie Price and Alex Reid's Marriage Meltdown Headed For Splitsville

LONDON - Alex Reid and Katie Price were married in Las Vegas in February but the way things are going they could end up getting divorced before the end of the year in London. Reid says that he has had it with Katie ignoring him and only thinking a...

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Funny story: When Jeremy Paxman Met Katie Price

When Jeremy Paxman Met Katie Price

Good evening. In the first of our interviews with leading British celebrities, tonight we're talking here in our London studios to Katie Price. Now, Katie Price, why would anybody want to watch you on television or read about you in the newspapers? Jeremy Paxman: Hang on, do you mind, you're in the wrong studio… Katie Price: Wot u talkin bout? Jeremy Paxman: I'm supposed to be interviewin...

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Funny story: Katie Price - Don't Call Us, We'll Call You

Katie Price - Don't Call Us, We'll Call You

Minor news outlet Skoob Entertainment News announced last night that they will not be publishing any more items concerning uber breasted self styled media star Katie Price, aka Jordan. A spokesman for SEN told us that: "Katie Price, aka Jordan,...

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Funny story: Katie Price and the Devil

Katie Price and the Devil

Katie Price has revealed to her shocked family that she sold her soul to the Devil when she 5 years old. Katie, who has recently had a disastrous turn at becoming a pop star with her single, 'Pee In A Loo', told her family last night she sold her...

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Funny story: Katie Price comes clean

Katie Price comes clean

Under mounting pressure celeb author Katie Price, has admitted that it is really she who writes the books published in her name. Since the 1st novel "ANGEL" was published, Katie has insisted it has been Rebecca Farnworth who has ghostwritten al...

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Funny story: Katie Price In Crap Death Threat Publicity Stunt

Katie Price In Crap Death Threat Publicity Stunt

After shamelessly pushing herself as a replacement for Cheryl Tweedy (Cole) on the X-Factor, and slipping from the headlines of the Daily Scar for the second time in three years, Katie Price now claims that Death Squads are out to kill her. Most c...

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Funny story: Katie Price "exhausted."

Katie Price "exhausted."

Kate Price is reported to be exhausted after miming yesterday. Close friends and family are concerned for the model as she is reported to have come down with an illness after miming her way through her performance of her new single "Free To Love Agai...

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Funny story: Katie Price to "sell own faeces."

Katie Price to "sell own faeces."

Katie Price - aka Jordan - earlier announced plans to bottle and sell her own waste products. "It just made sense," she told assembled journalists and perverts. "Every other aspect of my life is a financial commodity, so I figured - why not my sh...

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Funny story: Katie Price Marriage In Turmoil Already - Nobody Gives A Feck

Katie Price Marriage In Turmoil Already - Nobody Gives A Feck

Sources inform us that Katie Price has announced that she is becoming increasingly dissatisfied with her matrimonial status with cage building cross fighter Alex Reid. But nobody gives a flying feck. Media insiders inform us that newspaper edit...

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