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Funny story: Katie Holmes Joins Charlie Sheen on Set of Anger Management

Katie Holmes Joins Charlie Sheen on Set of Anger Management

Following the recent announcement of Charlie Sheen for the new Sit-Com "Anger Management", Katie Holmes was confirmed to play Sheen's foil in the series, albeit with seven detailed pages of contingencies attached to the deal. In a surprise alignme...

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Funny story: Prince William Marries Katie Holmes By Mistake

Prince William Marries Katie Holmes By Mistake

The much anticipated Royal Wedding became a Royal Embarrassment Friday morning. The world watched in horror as Prince William married the wrong Kate--actress Katie Holmes. The Queen was overheard to whisper, "The horror! If he had to marry someon...

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Funny story: Shock , Dismay & Anguish in Hollywood as Suri Holmes Tweets: "Help, I've Fallen & Can't Get Up!"

Shock , Dismay & Anguish in Hollywood as Suri Holmes Tweets: "Help, I've Fallen & Can't Get Up!"

Paramedics rushed to the Californian Mansion of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes today after a panicked plea from Suri Holmes was picked up by one of her FaceBook friends on her social networking site. "Help, I've fallen whilst trying to get to the loo...

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Funny story: Joy in Beverly Hills As Suri Reunites with Katie & Tom Cruise & Drops Acrimonious Divorce Suit In Exchange for Extravagent Christmas Presents!

Joy in Beverly Hills As Suri Reunites with Katie & Tom Cruise & Drops Acrimonious Divorce Suit In Exchange for Extravagent Christmas Presents!

Hundreds of Follywood stars who collect children like Mike Vick used to collect pet dogs, breathed a sigh of relief today as Suri Holmes-Cruise dropped her divorce suit seeking separate maintenance and 'her own life' that could have set a dangerous...

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Funny story: Katie Holmes 'Devastated' Over Reports Suri Suing for' Divorce', Her own Penthouse, Separate Maintenance and Nanny Support!

Katie Holmes 'Devastated' Over Reports Suri Suing for' Divorce', Her own Penthouse, Separate Maintenance and Nanny Support!

On the eve of her 32nd birthday, Katie Holmes is said to be 'shocked and shaken' after she and husband Tom Cruise, 48, were served with separation papers served by their 4 year old daughter's solicitor! Suri, age 4, is said to be determined to sta...

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Funny story: Mayor Quimby Cast in History Channel's "The Kennedys"

Mayor Quimby Cast in History Channel's "The Kennedys"

The History Channel is going back to the "when Washington was as Camelot" well with their show, The Kennedys. Keanuesque actor Greg Kinnear will play JFK, and, if the backstage buzz is any indication, Kinnear's performance is... interesting. Imagi...

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Funny story: Jackie Kennedy and Maria Callas were sisters new Hystery Channel mini-series reveals

Jackie Kennedy and Maria Callas were sisters new Hystery Channel mini-series reveals

New York - (Greeks-Bearing-Gits): A new eight-parter featuring Katie Holmes as Jackie and Susan Boyle as Callas has been hailed a major scoop for the iconic cable broadcaster. The mini-series will lay bare the Callas/Bouvier mythology that saw b...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Jonesing for Katie Holmes' Life

Kate Gosselin Jonesing for Katie Holmes' Life

So far, Kate Gosselin's attempt at becoming a big name in Hollywood has failed miserably, but that isn't keeping her from her dream of some day having her name associated with stardom. Perhaps all those lonely, angry housewives who've been in Kate's...

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Funny story: Paparazzi Captures Katie Holmes 'Au Naturale'

Paparazzi Captures Katie Holmes 'Au Naturale'

NEW YOIK (Defecated News) - The pleasures of stardom - adoring fans, being fucking minted but still getting free meals, and tax evasion. No one has enjoyed these more than vertically challenged 'alleged gay' actor Tom Cruise. But for his wife and mot...

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Funny story: Katie holmes Denies Face Surgery Claims

Katie holmes Denies Face Surgery Claims

Katie Holmes last night insisted she had not had surgery to make her face lopsided.

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Buys Oprah Couch

Tom Cruise Buys Oprah Couch

Tom Cruise has bought at auction the couch made infamous from his jumping escapades while appearing on the Oprah Winfrey show.

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Grows Beard For Latest Role

Tom Cruise Grows Beard For Latest Role

Heterosexual Scientology-loving Hollywood heartthrob, Tom Cruise has grown a beard to portray Rumpelstiltskin in his latest movie. The star - who is married to a woman, and likes having sex with women and only women...

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Funny story: Katie Holmes makes a surprise run at the New York marathon but despite her best efforts she is still apprehended by her husband, Tom Cruise

Katie Holmes makes a surprise run at the New York marathon but despite her best efforts she is still apprehended by her husband, Tom Cruise

New York, New York - Katie Holmes makes a surprise run at yesterdays New York marathon but she was later apprehended by her husband, Tom Cruise This is the second time she has tried to escape their marriage, but the first time she has attempted to do...

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Funny story: Paparazzi Captures Katie Holmes 'Au Naturale'

Paparazzi Captures Katie Holmes 'Au Naturale'

NEW YOIK (Defecated News) - The pleasures of stardom - adoring fans, being fucking minted but still getting free meals, and tax evasion. No one has enjoyed these more than vertically challenged 'alleged gay' actor Tom Cruise.

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Funny story: Katie Holmes: I'm Ready for More Kidding the Public

Katie Holmes: I'm Ready for More Kidding the Public

Hollywood - (Ass Mess): Speaking from the studio set of her next movie 'Made Money' actress Katie Holmes has told reporters she is ready to publicise the next plotlines about her marriage just in time to up the ante on her pre-nupt with movie...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise 'apoplectic' at rent boy porno stunt

Tom Cruise 'apoplectic' at rent boy porno stunt

California - (Ass Mess): Actor Tom Cruise is said to be hopping mad today after an eighteen year old male hooker and fledeling porno star changed his name to Torn Cruise and pledged to lose his virginity in a live internet webcast.

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Not Keeping Wife Katie Holmes A Prisoner Says Jada Pinkett Smith

Tom Cruise Not Keeping Wife Katie Holmes A Prisoner Says Jada Pinkett Smith

Jada Pinkett Smith, wife of actor and rapper Will Smith, says that reports that Tom Cruise is keeping his wife a virtual prisoner are not true. "Katie Holmes is not a prisoner in her home or a prisoner to a relition. Tom does not use the baby...

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