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Funny story: Rove: "I Wish The Iraq War Never Existed - It Was Gonzales Idea"

Rove: "I Wish The Iraq War Never Existed - It Was Gonzales Idea"

WASHINGTON, D.C. - During an Ohio visit yesterday, White House senior political adviser Karl Rove claimed he "never wanted the war in Iraq."...

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Funny story: Missing Karl Rove Email Discovered

Missing Karl Rove Email Discovered

From: Karl Rove Sent: October 20, 2004 12:20:07 AM...

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Funny story: White House Shocker: Rove Ate 5 Million Missing Emails!

White House Shocker: Rove Ate 5 Million Missing Emails!

WASHINGTON D.C.- For the first time the Bush White house is now admitting that it used private email accounts in an effort to sidestep Federal laws requiring that all White House communications be persevered. According to an undisclosed White House...

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Funny story: Karl Rove Allegedly Spikes Reporters Cocktails

Karl Rove Allegedly Spikes Reporters Cocktails

Embattled Deputy Chief of Staff Karl Rove allegedly spiked a punch bowl with LSD at a White House gathering this afternoon, according to several reporters at the scene.

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Funny story: Karl Rove Claims: I am the Reincarnation of Ben Franklin!

Karl Rove Claims: I am the Reincarnation of Ben Franklin!

US political observers and historians have been racking their brains over the question: "Who does Karl Rove remind us of?!" His behavior has been compared to every Machiavellian ball-buster from Richelieu to Savanarola to Rasputin.

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Funny story: Rove Testimony Comes with Conditions

Rove Testimony Comes with Conditions

WASHINGTON D.C. - Amid the swirl of controversy surrounding the firing of eight U.S. attorneys allegedly for political reasons, what the president did or did not know remains under scrutiny. One of the president's chief advisors, Karl Rove, has b...

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Funny story: Water Boarding For Karl Rove And Harriet Miers

Water Boarding For Karl Rove And Harriet Miers

Washington Toast - Frustrated by the White House insistence that it will not allow sworn testimony by Karl Rove and Harriet Miers, (maybe they don't want to be trapped up in an undertow of lies?) Senator Patrick Leahy, head of the Senate Judiciar...

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Funny story: Rat Poison Found in Karl Rove's Wet Food

Rat Poison Found in Karl Rove's Wet Food

Representatives from Menu Foods have disputed claims that the "Tasty Fixins In Sauce" Karl Rove is known to indulge in was tainted with rat poison.

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Funny story: Bush: God's told me Rogue shouldn't testify under oath

Bush: God's told me Rogue shouldn't testify under oath

Washington DC - (Rioters): President Bush has said Karl Rogue shouldn't testify under oath before a Senate committee because he is doing God's work.

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Funny story: Bush Rejects Calls to Put Aides "Under Oath", Suggests Syntactic Compromise

Bush Rejects Calls to Put Aides "Under Oath", Suggests Syntactic Compromise

In reaction to a Democratic resolution this week, authorizing subpoenas for top White House Aides, President Bush backed down from his previous, seemingly inflexible position, to offer Democratic leaders a compromise.

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Funny story: "Don't ya truss me?"

"Don't ya truss me?"

Washington AC/DC - (Mess press): It was High Noon at the OK Corral today as President Bush asked Congress not to subject "hon rabble pubic servants an' phishin' buddies" to take a lie detector test during their depositions about eig...

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Funny story: Karl Rove Cast Down upon the Lake Of Fire!

Karl Rove Cast Down upon the Lake Of Fire!

Karl Rove, "Bush's brain" and "America's Asshole", has finally met the consequences of his innumerable mean deeds that have contributed to the destruction of the United States. Rove has been cast out of his oval office he...

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Funny story: Wikipedia spoofer to join Karl Rove's department

Wikipedia spoofer to join Karl Rove's department

Cyberspace - (Rioters): The Karl Rove fiction factory has a bright new shining star in its firmament today after online fiction peddler Wikipedia had to fire a senior editor whose academic credentials have turned out to be cack.

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Funny story: Amazing Bush Confession: I Have the Heart, Cheney the Brain of a Tyrant

Amazing Bush Confession: I Have the Heart, Cheney the Brain of a Tyrant

WASHINGTON - President Bush made a strange confession to a pool of reporters in the Oval Office yesterday during a photo session with Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki,.

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Funny story: "Mouse Orgy" Disney Video Scandal Implicates Cheney, Blair, Olmert and Harper

"Mouse Orgy" Disney Video Scandal Implicates Cheney, Blair, Olmert and Harper

PARIS (AFP) - Further investigations have implicated major world leaders in the squalid "Karl Rove Mouse Orgy" video scandal involving costumed Disney characters that took place at the Disneyland Resort Paris. The new disclosures have elevated th...

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Funny story: Karl Rove Apologizes For Taking Part in "Mouse Orgy"

Karl Rove Apologizes For Taking Part in "Mouse Orgy"

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Presidential Adviser Karl Rove has apologized personally to Walt Disney Co., the Southern Baptists and President George W. Bush on Friday for engaging in sex with costumed Disney employees at its Paris theme park in a digital...

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Funny story: Memo: Foley Sex Scandal Was Designed to Increase GOP Popularity

Memo: Foley Sex Scandal Was Designed to Increase GOP Popularity

A newly released memo, written by Karl Rove...published by the New York Times, on Wednesday...suggests that the naughty messages sent by Congressman Foley to teenage Congressional pages, may have been written deliberately to arouse voter interest.

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