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Funny story: Boehner, Bachmann, Huckabee, and King Protest List of "Haters"

Boehner, Bachmann, Huckabee, and King Protest List of "Haters"

(Hate Group Monthly) - Several House Republicans are outraged that the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) has added four groups to a nationwide database of colored pins on the map. This brings the number of hate groups in the U.S. even closer to t...

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Funny story: UK Pizza restaurant chain employ Ku Klux Klan members!

UK Pizza restaurant chain employ Ku Klux Klan members!

One of the UK's most popular pizza eat-ins, Pizza Tent, are being accused of employing members of the Ku Klux Klan! A racist incident involving several "Black" footie players near Bournemouth has sparked the allegations. The football players we...

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Funny story: Hog Jaw, Arkansas Cancels Tomorrow's Cross Burning

Hog Jaw, Arkansas Cancels Tomorrow's Cross Burning

The annual Hog Jaw Cross Burning scheduled tomorrow at the river levee has been cancelled for multiple reasons. No date has been set for the re-scheduling of the event, but it will be reported as soon as we know something. Laverne Deacon, wife of...

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Funny story: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Wants The Ku Klux Klan To Leave The State Immediately or Risk Being 'De-Hooded'

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Wants The Ku Klux Klan To Leave The State Immediately or Risk Being 'De-Hooded'

TUCSON, Arizona - Governor Janifellatia (Jan) Brewer has just informed The Grand Exalted Dragon Wizard of The Grand Imperial Order of The Knights of The Off-White Bougainvillea, Rayford "Whitey" Giddykoontz that she wants him and his group of quasi r...

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Funny story: The Ku Klux Klan Turns Down Mel Gibson For Membership Saying He Is Way Too Unbalanced, Crazy, and One Hell of A Friggin Racist

The Ku Klux Klan Turns Down Mel Gibson For Membership Saying He Is Way Too Unbalanced, Crazy, and One Hell of A Friggin Racist

TUCSON, Arizona - The Grand Exalted Dragon Wizard of The Grand Imperial Order of The Knights of The Off-White Bougainvillea, Rayford "Whitey" Giddykoontz was asked if the Australian actor Mel Gibson had in fact recently applied for membership into th...

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Funny story: Robert Byrd, longest-serving former Klansman in Congressional history, dead at 92

Robert Byrd, longest-serving former Klansman in Congressional history, dead at 92

WASHINGTON, D.C.-Senator Robert Byrd (D-WV), former President pro tem of the Senate, and the longest-serving Congressman to have been a member of the universally-despised Ku Klux Klan, died Monday at Inova Fairfax Hospital after a long battle with il...

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Funny story: The Ku Klux Klan Has Said They Are Moving Their Home Office To Arizona

The Ku Klux Klan Has Said They Are Moving Their Home Office To Arizona

TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - The Grand Exalted Dragon Wizard of The Grand Imperial Order of The Knights of The Off-White Bougainvillea, Rayford "Whitey" Giddykoontz has just announced that the Ku Klux Klan is moving their headquarters from Tuscaloosa, Alaba...

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Funny story: Jesse James Says That He Has No Idea Where The Rumor of Him Being in The KKK Came From

Jesse James Says That He Has No Idea Where The Rumor of Him Being in The KKK Came From

LONG BEACH, California - Jesse James, owner of West Coast Choppers, and one of the biggest, dumbest jerks in the Lower 48 has angrily stated that he has no idea where the hell the rumors about him being a card-carrying member of the Ku Klux Klan came...

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Funny story: Shitty Article Numero Uno

Shitty Article Numero Uno

In this follow up I tracked down a KKK member and interviewed him. The results were mind-blowing. Continue if you want to be re-assured of how right I was in the previous article. If you haven't read it, read it now. And obviously you then HAVE to watch some porn in between. SO here it is! The Interview. Me: Alright, so lets get started. Me: Was anyone in your family in the KKK before you jo...

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Funny story: The KKK Are A Bunch Of Sissies

The KKK Are A Bunch Of Sissies

Remember a time when people actually took the KKK seriously? Before, when Klansmen and Head Members didn't have guest appearances on The Jerry Springer Show. Seems those days have finally passed and now it's just a bunch of red necks dressed up in Halloween costumes. I mean they can't even do anything anymore. The KKK acting out has become so much of a rarity that anyone who gets lynched or...

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Funny story: Ku Klux Klan under attack from Scottish Clan Man

Ku Klux Klan under attack from Scottish Clan Man

Scottish Historian Ranald MacDonald has caused outrage by pointing out the bad stuff Scotland gave the World as well as the good stuff. Just as the Brits like to keep quite about the 1.5 BILLION people they killed in India and they countless others o...

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Funny story: The Idaho Ku Klux Klan Wants To Have A Little Talk With Tiger Woods, The White Woman Heartbreaker

The Idaho Ku Klux Klan Wants To Have A Little Talk With Tiger Woods, The White Woman Heartbreaker

IDAHO FALLS, Idaho - Well now it seems that the Idaho chapter of the Ku Klux Klan is looking into allegations that Eldrick Tont Woods, aka Tiger Woods wantonly, willingly, and wimpishly disrespected at least twelve white women who all just happen to...

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Funny story: Nick Griffin And David Duke Order Curry In Brick Lane Bangladeshi Restaurant

Nick Griffin And David Duke Order Curry In Brick Lane Bangladeshi Restaurant

BNP leader Nick Griffin, and Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizard David Duke were spotted by gossip columnist, Angastura Bitters, entering A Bangladeshi restaurant in Brick Lane, East London, and having a curry together. Madame Bitters told me: "I couldn'...

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Funny story: The KKK Is Now Accepting Black Members

The KKK Is Now Accepting Black Members

WHITE POWDER, Mississippi - The Ku Klux Klan's exalted Grand Wizard Dragon Nathan Bedford Bamboodle, 51, (Mississippi chapter) has told the biased media that the national KKK organization is in deep deer do-do due to the economic crisis. Bamboodle...

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Funny story: KKK Being Discriminated Against

KKK Being Discriminated Against

Bigots and racists are to get compensation for being discriminated against. The G20 nations ratified the agreement at Nuremberg this week to enable those who spew hate and bile to be given the opportunity to express themselves unhindered. "For...

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Funny story: The KKK To Get Its Own TV Reality Show

The KKK To Get Its Own TV Reality Show

ATLANTA - The F Network has just announced that after months of back-and-forth negotiations they have finally reached an agreement with the Ku Klux Klan to star in their very own television reality show. F Network Vice-President Curtis C. Clutchst...

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Funny story: Ex-KKK grand wizard discovered hiding in Austrain incest nutter Fritzl's tunnel to Vatican

Ex-KKK grand wizard discovered hiding in Austrain incest nutter Fritzl's tunnel to Vatican

Salzburg, Austria - (Dungeonmaster Ass Mess): Former US presidential wannabe and ex-Ku Klux Klan grand wizard David E Duke has been cornered by police deep inside an Austrian tunnel linking Amstetten incest nutter Joseph Fritzl's torture dungeon to t...

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