Moscow, August 13, 2008: The Russian Federation has released emails concerning lost KGB memoranda sent to Soviet (USSR) state officials, by a KGB operative. This correspondence sheds some light on Soviet and American intelligence activities in the waning days of the cold war. The translated emails are provided below:
[strong]THE FEDERAL SECURITY SERVICE
OF THE RUSSIAN FEDERATION (FSB)[/strong...
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