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Funny story: Trump And Biden Caught Singing Duet At Washington Karaoke Bar

Trump And Biden Caught Singing Duet At Washington Karaoke Bar

BILLINGSGATE POST: During this morning's White House briefing, Press Secretary Jen Psaki confirmed the rumor that President Biden and Donald Trump were seen together at Little Miss Whiskey's Golden Dollar last night, with their arms around each other…

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Funny story: Biden Shares His Hamburger Helper With His Dogs

Biden Shares His Hamburger Helper With His Dogs

BILLINGSGATE POST: It’s been well-documented that Joe Biden was tripped and felled by one of his adopted German Shepherds that he brought with him to the White House just lately. Not so well-documented is that he shares his daily rations with Champ…

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Funny story: Biden To Ban Pygmy-Dwarf Tossing

Biden To Ban Pygmy-Dwarf Tossing

BILLINGSGATE POST: With his forty-first executive order, President Biden banned the use of Pygmy-dwarfs in any games which utilize little people under four feet tall in a game similar to dart throwing - except, instead of using darts, the contesta…

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Funny story: Maybe Biden's penis looks like a baby corn, says GOP strategist planning fake news leak

Maybe Biden's penis looks like a baby corn, says GOP strategist planning fake news leak

A senior GOP strategist reportedly tabled the idea they could damage US President Joe Biden's reputation by leaking a fake news story about how unflattering the President's penis was, especially when compared to former president Donald Trump's, accor…

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Funny story: MY TWEET: When The Twilight Is Gone And No Trumpbirds Are Tweeting

MY TWEET: When The Twilight Is Gone And No Trumpbirds Are Tweeting

BILLINGSGATE POST: The world, as we have known it, is not the same. A pencil-neck geek, a virtual parakeet, with a vocabulary so limited that listeners wince when he squawks, now has the pedestal. Like his old boss, Barry the Parrot, he couldn’t spea…

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Funny story: Sleepy Joe Talks To Vladimir: A Transcript Of The Private Conversation

Sleepy Joe Talks To Vladimir: A Transcript Of The Private Conversation

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not all conversations are equal. But if you ever wished you were a fly on the wall, here’s your chance: This past Tuesday, President Biden was awakened from his Deep State sleep by the ringing of his ACME RED XXX TOP SECRET PHO…

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Funny story: Twitter Cancels President Biden’s Account For Misspellings

Twitter Cancels President Biden’s Account For Misspellings

BILLINGSGATE POST: The list goes on: Some self-righteous, dope-addled employee of Twitter has pulled the switch again, this time on President Biden. After cutting off President Trump, the My Pillow guy, Beaver Crossing farmer, Elmer Smuckmeister, an…

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Funny story: Giggle-End’s Island: Starring Sleepy Joe Biden And Kamala “Giggles” Harris

Giggle-End’s Island: Starring Sleepy Joe Biden And Kamala “Giggles” Harris

BILLINGSGATE POST: Now that Sleepy Joe Biden and Kamala “Giggles” Harris have landed on Giggle-End’s Island (Washington), it’s not too farfetched to note the comparison of Sleepy Joe as Gilligan (Bob Denver) and Kamala as Ginger Grant played by sexp…

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Funny story: Trump's note to Biden at The Oval Office (now framed and under glass) leaked to the press

Trump's note to Biden at The Oval Office (now framed and under glass) leaked to the press

World leaders and social media are expressing outrage that Mr. Trump's farewell note to Mr. Biden has been exposed. Mr. Biden described the note as “a very generous letter.” Meanwhile, Mr. Bin Salman and Mr. Netanyahu have led a chorus of angr…

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Funny story: Pence Pardons The Debate Fly That Landed On His Head

Pence Pardons The Debate Fly That Landed On His Head

Washington, D.C.- Vice President, Mike Pence, doesn't get the broad powers to pardon prison sentences for his sordid array of scumbag pals. Hell, he doesn't even get to pardon the damn turkey. But on his last day in office, Pence did take the time…

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Funny story: Trump Reported To Throw Temper Tantrum On Inauguration Eve

Trump Reported To Throw Temper Tantrum On Inauguration Eve

President Donald Trump was reported by multiple staffers as having what can only be described as a "post watching The Notebook level of crying." After being told he could not pardon himself, the United States president threw himself on the floor.

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Funny story: Biden's Butler Shiv Aalok Discovers Note Trump Left for Biden in Oval Office

Biden's Butler Shiv Aalok Discovers Note Trump Left for Biden in Oval Office

Shiv Aalok, yes the former uber driver who found Trump's tax return in the back of his car and also solved the mystery behind "Q", has been hired by President Biden to be his chief butler. Aalok reports he was detoxifying the Oval Office with cloro…

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Funny story: Hunter Come Home

Hunter Come Home

BILLINGSGATE POST: In 1943, the movie Lassie Come Home was released by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer. Starring Roddy McDowell and canine actor Pal, it was a story about a Yorkshire boy and his rough collie, Lassie. After her destitute family is forced to sel…

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Funny story: Better Explanations for what Happened on 6 January 2021

Better Explanations for what Happened on 6 January 2021

Despite the nonstop footage dedicated to the recent spectacle at the U.S. Capitol, there is much more to the story than we have been told. We should, by now, know at least two things about Donald Trump: The first, of course, is that he lacks a mora…

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Funny story: Trump Pardons Biden For Stealing Election

Trump Pardons Biden For Stealing Election

BILLINGSGATE POST: As if struck by a lightning bolt while on his porcelain throne, in a spirit of unbounded equanimity, unmatched since he pardoned Roger Stone, today President Trump announced his latest pardon list. Limiting it to those accused o…

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Funny story: Biden Names Major Amos B Hoople Secretary Of Defense

Biden Names Major Amos B Hoople Secretary Of Defense

BILLINGSGATE POST: EGAD FAP! After having his first choice for Secretary of Defense, General Lloyd J Austin III, dumped for being part of the feared Industrial-Military Complex, President-Elect Joe Biden nominated his second choice, Major Amos B Ho…

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Funny story: Biden Proposes New Thunk Control Agency For Trumpsters

Biden Proposes New Thunk Control Agency For Trumpsters

BILLINGSGATE POST: Who woulda thunk that someday your thoughts might be monitored? Faced with a divided nation of 75 million voters who prefer to eat pasta at the Olive Tree rather than the French Laundry, where elites like to gather to thwart COVID-…

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