WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – It appears that the Trumptard has finally come to the realistic realization that his days as a “Free Person” are numbered. BuzzFuzz reports that a Mar-a-Lago insider stated that Melania’s soon-to-be-ex-husband is…
DOVER, Delaware – (Satire News) – POTUS traveled back to his hometown of Dover, for an appointment with his personal hair stylist, Flamboyant Francois. While there he was asked by Boom Boom News about that little, lying weasel Devin Nunes, who is…
The defeated former resident of the White House, Donald Trump, admitted in a public announcement that he lost the 2020 election and that Joseph Robinhood Biden was the 45th President of the United States. Hearing the announcement, Biden noted out…
BILLINGSGATE POST: “If this ain’t the answer to the COVID pandemic, you ain’t asking the right question.” Dr. Fauci, citing Elmer Smuckmeister, the medical czar/pig farmer of Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, said that Smuckmeister’s latest experiment,…
Well, it's about time. Trump has been spewing lies forever. Most recently, on the escalator ride down, followed by his Mexican tirade. Then, no one can forget the bone spur shenanigans. All lies. Too many to list. But the most recent: The 2020 electi…
Jen Psaki, chief defender and spokesperson for the Biden administration, has won another prestigious award for her work as Biden’s most successful flack. The Jabberwocky award, initially a sarcastic inside joke among the White House press corps, is…
BILLINGSGATE POST: By The Platters: When the twilight is gone and no songbirds are singing When the twilight is gone you come into my heart And here in my heart you will stay while I pray… That no more f*cking drones come my way. As anyone…
WASHINGTON D.C. – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind newspaper has just broken the story that effective immediately, the twice-impeached, one-term loser Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump will no longer have his 12-man Secret Service detail paid for b…
Just an hour after Dr. Fauci ordered that Santa must shelter-in-place this year until further notice, President Biden issued a statement claiming he was in contact with NORAD, tracking Santa's progress. Reached at his home for comment, Fauci sound…
Truly great politicians have a knack for overcoming adversity and rising to new heights. Just think of the resilience that men such as Abraham Lincoln and Winston Churchill demonstrated in bouncing back from misfortune to lead their countries throug…
CLEVELAND – (Satire News) – The Honest Abe Private Investigating Firm based in Laredo, Texas, has just made an amazingly startling discovery. According to reporter Voodoo Dupree with the Press Extra News Agency, Ohio state voting officials, failed…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Most of America was shocked when it was reported by BuzzFuzz that President Biden invited the former White House occupant to visit the White House. BuzzFuzz senior reporter Taffeta Kixx was the first to report th…
BILLINGSGATE POST: There is no universally accepted term to describe the reversing of letters to mock public figures. But to those who care about esoteric trivia, Joe Biden spelled backwards = Eoj Nedib. As previously noted, in the first caliphate, t…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A White House insider, who wishes to remain anonymous, has just let it leak, that POTUS called a meeting of his closest, most trusted advisors about the situation in Florida. The insider told Pico de Gallo, with…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Alpha Beta News Agency has just verified that the Trumptard aka (The Hooha Grabber), had the damn nerve to ask POTUS for a Presidential Pardon. ABNA writer Mimosa Sabrosa could not believe the unmitigated gal…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The president acting on advice from VP Harris, Senator Pelosi, and info guru Andy Cohen has just signed a new PEO which bans all terrorists from entering the U.S. POTUS made it abundantly clear that any and all t…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – According to the Hullabaloo News Agency, President Biden is one very, very upset hombre (man). HNA writer Abel Zorro spoke with the president in the Mrs. Abraham Lincoln Sitting Room in the White House. POTUS…
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