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Funny story: Jay Z in race row blames Jordan

Jay Z in race row blames Jordan

Rapper Jay Z was today embroiled in a race row over allegations that during a party of his, bouncers would not allow whites into the VIP area! Guests were horrified that only black people seemed to waltz through whilst white guests had to queue and...

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Funny story: Katie Price Recalled By Manufacturers

Katie Price Recalled By Manufacturers

Super slut and media whore Katie Jordan Price has been sensationally recalled by her manufacturer. The recall has been issued due to a 'potentially severe and fatal component fault' within her structure. It is believed by experts that her 'air...

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Funny story: Katie Price warned she is not Jordan

Katie Price warned she is not Jordan

King Abdullah the nasty Dictator and oppressor of the people in Jordan has launched an astonishing attack on Katie Price aka Jordan. Abdullah has warned Price to stop using the name Jordan as that is the name of his country and she has no right to...

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Funny story: Brain Dead Man Cries live on TV

Brain Dead Man Cries live on TV

An emotional Peter Andre stopped a live Bilge News TV interview after breaking down while talking about his children and celebrity whore Katie Price. Andre asked to quit the interview with Bilge's Fenella Vadge after stating her: "I'm sorry for re...

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Funny story: Alex Reid and Katie Price to take over telly!

Alex Reid and Katie Price to take over telly!

It has been announced that the host's for this year's Brit awards have been ditched in favour of Katie Price and Alex Reid. This shock announcement came just hours after the other shock news that the "News at 10" wants Katie Price to be their new pre...

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Funny story: Has Jordan Dumped Alex Reid AGAIN?

Has Jordan Dumped Alex Reid AGAIN?

As tranny cage fighter Alex Reid was telling his CBB housemates how deeply in love with Jordan he is, and how much she means to him, press speculation increased suggesting that she'd dumped him yet again! The rumour mill went into overdrive today...

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Funny story: Jordan (aka Katie Price) to go into the Big Brother house today

Jordan (aka Katie Price) to go into the Big Brother house today

The news that Jordan is to go into the Big Brother house today came as a big shock to David Cameron. "I wasn't informed," He said. "So, it can't go ahead. I need to be informed of everything that goes on in the entire country before it happens" "Why?" Asked Katarina Frogpond (that's me). "You're not the Prime Minister." "But I'm going to be." He said. "I have to start practicing. So I...

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Funny story: Local Man Gains Instant Notoriety After Serving Katie Price A Portion

Local Man Gains Instant Notoriety After Serving Katie Price A Portion

Local kebab shop proprietor, Ali Bullo, today declared to the world that serving Katie Price a portion was the best career move he'd ever made, even though he he only served her a chicken shish with garlic sauce and a side salad. Ali Bullo insists...

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Funny story: Jungle King And Rat Killer Gino - Salt Of The Earth. Jordan Furious.

Jungle King And Rat Killer Gino - Salt Of The Earth. Jordan Furious.

I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, King Of The Jungle, Italian chef Gino D'Acampo was slammed as a cheat today, allegedly, by uber breasted drink swiller Jordan. D'Acampo was accused of smuggling tea, coffee, sugar and salt into the jungle camp,...

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Funny story: Katie Price Reborn As Jordan On London Nightclub Bender

Katie Price Reborn As Jordan On London Nightclub Bender

Bush tucker jungle flop Katie Price stunned friends and family here in London Thursday night/Friday morning by reverting to her Jordan persona and embarking on a liver bashing booze binge. Jordan, who is reportedly hovering on the verge of 'meltdo...

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Funny story: I'm a celebrity, get me out of here! scandal: predator versus predator.

I'm a celebrity, get me out of here! scandal: predator versus predator.

Before the next series of "I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!" was planned producers were warned by aboriginal natives that there would be a stalker in the jungle. Of course, Ant & Dec thought they knew what the aborigines meant because they kn...

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Funny story: Pete! Pete! I'm A Celebrity! Take Me Back! - Katie Pleads - Jungle Works Its Voodoo Magic

Pete! Pete! I'm A Celebrity! Take Me Back! - Katie Pleads - Jungle Works Its Voodoo Magic

From what we've heard, although we can't as yet confirm the veracity of it, as we were down the pub getting ritually leathered, anticipating a weekend of leatherisation, when we heard that Katie Price has made an emotional appeal to ex-husband Peter...

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Funny story: Jordan out of Jungle but not out of the shit

Jordan out of Jungle but not out of the shit

When pointless breast carriage mechanism Katie Price left the Celebrity Jungle camp saying: "I am going home. I miss my kids so much," we here at the Cycle thought just for a moment that her execrable performance and the overwhelming opprobium of the...

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Funny story: Hideous Crawling Creature boycotted by Creepy Crawlies

Hideous Crawling Creature boycotted by Creepy Crawlies

Britain's least favourite vapid waste of skin and atrocious role model Katie Price aka Jordan , could be on the verge of quitting I am a fading Celebrity "and I'm trying to rescue the last vestiges of my career in one desperate attempt at debasement,...

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Funny story: Katie Price Survives Near Death Fall

Katie Price Survives Near Death Fall

Nork maiden Katie Price, 46, this evening survived a near fatal fall of 63 feet in the Australian jungle. As reported yesterday in Katie Come On Down, The Price Is Right!, Price was left bobbing on the breeze like a weird, mostly human, helium bal...

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Funny story: Jordan aka Katie Price's Jungle Challenges - Are They A Conspiracy By The Bildabungalow Group?

Jordan aka Katie Price's Jungle Challenges - Are They A Conspiracy By The Bildabungalow Group?

Poor old Katie Price. Her return to the jungle in star-studded I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here has resulted in her phone poll nomination to partake in every 'Bushtucker Trial' has been regarded as an innate hostility harboured for her by the Great...

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Funny story: Katie Come On Down, The Price Is Right!

Katie Come On Down, The Price Is Right!

Blimp chested media seeking missile Katie Price today caused havoc at the I'm A Non Celebrity base camp. Ms Price was reportedly embroiled in a heated argument with production officials in a bid to garner yet more money for her already over paid a...

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