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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Offers To Sell Photos of Jon's 3-Inch "Winky" To The Supermarket Tabloids

Kate Gosselin Offers To Sell Photos of Jon's 3-Inch "Winky" To The Supermarket Tabloids

PITTSBURGH - Kate Gosselin, the Kate of the cancelled reality show, Jon and Kate Plus 8, was in town shopping for three washing machines when she was asked how she is holding up since her divorce. The 34-year-old mother of eight replied that she w...

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Funny story: Jon Gosselin, The Three-Inch Penis Man, Settles Out Of Court

Jon Gosselin, The Three-Inch Penis Man, Settles Out Of Court

Jon Gosselin has settled a double lawsuit with TLC as both agreed to drop their lawsuits against each other. Gosselin was sued by TLC for violating his contract by getting paid for his appearances on several shows including The Insider, Entertain...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Says That Hailey Glassman Is Right About Jon Gosselin's Little Bitty 3-Inch "Winky"

Kate Gosselin Says That Hailey Glassman Is Right About Jon Gosselin's Little Bitty 3-Inch "Winky"

ANNAPOLIS, Maryland - Kate Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8 fame was in Annapolis speaking before a meeting of The American Mothers of Sextuplets Society. Kate, who recently, had a $7,000 hairdo job done, was all smiles as she talked about her eigh...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson Offers To Help Jon Gosselin Go From A "3 Incher" To A "4 Incher"

Pamela Anderson Offers To Help Jon Gosselin Go From A "3 Incher" To A "4 Incher"

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Actress Pamela Anderson, who is considered one of the country's most sexually active females has said that she really and truly wants to help Jon Gosselin. Ms. Anderson said that she read where Gosselin's ex-girlfriend Hailey Gla...

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Funny story: John Gosselin Travels To Beverly Hills To See About Getting 'Winky' Augmentation

John Gosselin Travels To Beverly Hills To See About Getting 'Winky' Augmentation

BEVERLY HILLS - John Gosselin, the Jon of the old reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8 was in Beverly Hills visiting Dr. Max Boxfluff who deals in breast augmentation and tit enhancement. Jon, the ex-husband of Kate Gosselin, was not looking to get an...

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Funny story: Jon Gosselin's Penis Actually Three and A Half Inches Says Morgan Christie

Jon Gosselin's Penis Actually Three and A Half Inches Says Morgan Christie

After Hailey Grassman told several tabloids that her affair with Jon Gosselin came to an end because he had spent a lot of her money and had a three inch penis, Jon's latest quickly refuted that. "Jon's penis is every bit of three and a half inche...

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Funny story: Jon Gosselin and Octomom Being Offered a Realty Show

Jon Gosselin and Octomom Being Offered a Realty Show

Jon Gosselin wants more children-Yes, it does seem unbelievable that a man who has eight children at present would like more to add to his already over crowded household. However, Jon let it be known that he has contacted another person who is als...

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Funny story: Jon Gosselin Is Dissed Big Time By Ex-Girlfriend Hailey Glassman

Jon Gosselin Is Dissed Big Time By Ex-Girlfriend Hailey Glassman

GREENWICH, Connecticut - Hailey Glassman who until recently was Jon Gosselin's girlfriend hopes that he will be happy with his new girlfriend Morgan Christie. Glassman who is 22, said that she dumped Jon, former co-star of the reality show, Jon an...

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Funny story: Jon and Kate make nice with new show

Jon and Kate make nice with new show

The Home and Food network announced today that Jon and Kate Gosselin have agreed to star in a new show for the network. The couple will be reviewing restaurants in the Los Angeles area. The new show will be called "Jon and Kate Just Ate," a parod...

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Funny story: Nancy Grace Adopts New Accent

Nancy Grace Adopts New Accent

Working closely with speech therapists and image consultants the past several months, and in an attempt to broaden her appeal to a wider national audience, Nancy Grace will reportedly drop her famous southern twang in favor of a different accent.

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin: "My new hair extensions make me look six kids younger, don't you think?"

Kate Gosselin: "My new hair extensions make me look six kids younger, don't you think?"

"I could never have longhair before," explained Kate Gosselin as she sat in a hair salon chair admiring her new hair extensions with a handheld mirror. "You know, because Jon always kept getting bubble gum, popsicle sticks or his sticky fingers stuck up all in it. That's how I ended up with that crazy looking hairdo. I was always having to cut it and all the time it kept getting shorter and shorte...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Spends Christmas With Her Bodyguard

Kate Gosselin Spends Christmas With Her Bodyguard

WERNERSVILLE, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin and her eight kids spent Christmas with her bodyguard Steve Nield at her quasi-ranch which was awarded to her by the divorce hearing judge. Kate was quick to point out that Mr. Nield had been accompanied...

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Funny story: Jon Gosselin's Apartment Ransacked - Police Will Question Elin Nordegren

Jon Gosselin's Apartment Ransacked - Police Will Question Elin Nordegren

MANHATTAN - It has not been too good a year for Jon Gosselin. First, his TV reality show, Jon and Kate Plus 8 gets cancelled, then he and Kate get a divorce, and now his apartment has been ransacked. NYPD detectives have questioned several of Gos...

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Funny story: Regis Philbin Confides: Kelly Ripa May Be Out, Kate Gosselin May Be In

Regis Philbin Confides: Kelly Ripa May Be Out, Kate Gosselin May Be In

NEW YORK CITY - Regis Philbin's barber, Sal the Pal, has stated that Regis confided to him that he is seriously thinking of dumping little pixie Kelly Ripa and replacing her with the more younger and womanly Kate Gosselin. Philbin the star of Liv...

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Funny story: Jon and Kate Gosselin's Divorce Is Final - Jon Asks Tiger Woods If He Can Have His Little Black Book

Jon and Kate Gosselin's Divorce Is Final - Jon Asks Tiger Woods If He Can Have His Little Black Book

PITTSBURGH - Jon Gosselin of the now cancelled Jon and Kate Plus 8, was in town visiting the Heinz Ketchup Corporation where he recently applied for a job in the tomato smashing department. Jon was asked about his divorce and how he had come out.

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin's New Book: The Story of King Kate - The Real Reasons Why I Cannot Get A Date

Kate Gosselin's New Book: The Story of King Kate - The Real Reasons Why I Cannot Get A Date

TUCSON - Kate Gosselin of the cancelled reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8 was in town at The Book 'Em Danno Book Store. She is on her western leg of her book signing tour for her new book, The Story of King Kate - The Real Reasons Why I Cannot Get...

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Funny story: OctuMom Tells Jon and Kate of Jon and Kate Plus 8 She Wants Their Kids

OctuMom Tells Jon and Kate of Jon and Kate Plus 8 She Wants Their Kids

LA HABRA, California - The world's most famous octuplets mother Nadya Suleman has told reporters that she would be willing to take all of Jon and Kate Gosselin's eight children. Suleman said that she realizes that the estranged couple is going thr...

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