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Funny story: Tina Fey, Johnny Depp, and Robert Pattinson To Star In "Crosshairs - The Sarah Palin Story"

Tina Fey, Johnny Depp, and Robert Pattinson To Star In "Crosshairs - The Sarah Palin Story"

HOLLYWOOD - Famed Italian director Luigi Luigiani has just announced that he will soon be directing Tina Fey and Johnny Depp in the production of Crosshairs - The Sarah Palin Story. Luigiani, who has directed some of the biggest actresses in Holly...

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Funny story: "The Tourist" Bombs - Jolie Blames Depp, Depp Blames Jolie

"The Tourist" Bombs - Jolie Blames Depp, Depp Blames Jolie

HOLLYWOOD - The much awaited and much anticipated motion picture The Tourist has failed to reach its expectations and bombed worse than Madonna trying to sing a 9,000 word hip hop rap song. The film's two super stars Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp Cast in Hermione Gingold Remake

Johnny Depp Cast in Hermione Gingold Remake

The 1969 never-quite-a-cult classic, and made for television movie, Winter for the Witch starring Hermione Gingold is being remade by Indie great John Sayles. Johnny Depp is in the title role, the Witch Sam, and unknown child actor Boomer Zenor is the pre-adolescent Aristotle Jones. Lisa Kudrow plays Aristotle's Mother, Bridget; Steve Martin is the real estate salesman, Joe; and Ernest Borgnine...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Zac Efron, Johnny Depp, and Paris Hilton To Star In The Lesbian Vampire Movie, "Don't Ask - Don't Tell Bitch!"

Robert Pattinson, Zac Efron, Johnny Depp, and Paris Hilton To Star In The Lesbian Vampire Movie, "Don't Ask - Don't Tell Bitch!"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Zac Efron has informed his grandmother, Brunicia Flossie Efron, 87, that he will soon star in a movie with Robert Pattinson, Johnny Depp, and Paris Hilton. Efron told his grandma that he will be portraying Chauncey Pepperbiffle, a...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp's Girlfriend Causes His Nude Shower Scene With Angelina Jolie To Be Cut From The Movie "The Tourist"

Johnny Depp's Girlfriend Causes His Nude Shower Scene With Angelina Jolie To Be Cut From The Movie "The Tourist"

HOLLYWOOD - The producers for the new Johnny Depp - Angelina Jolie crime sexcapade drama motion picture, The Tourist, have reportedly given in to the wishes of Depp's longtime girlfriend, Vanessa Paradis, and have cut out a naked shower scene between...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight Excitement Over Johnny Depp Visit

Isle of Wight Excitement Over Johnny Depp Visit

Hollywood fever gripped the Island yesterday when Johnny Depp was reported to be visiting Alum Park and the Needles. The Pirates of the Caribbean star was said to have been seen around lunch time with his French pop singer wife Vanessa Paradis, pr...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp Says That His Latest Movie, "Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides" Will Include Extremely Nude Plank Scenes Between Him and His Co-Star Penelope Cruz

Johnny Depp Says That His Latest Movie, "Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides" Will Include Extremely Nude Plank Scenes Between Him and His Co-Star Penelope Cruz

OAHU, Hawaii - Johnny Depp was in Hawaii filming the fourth installment of his buccaneer series entitled, Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. And the stranger tides is certainly an apropos name seeing as how the movie takes place in the C...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp To Reprise His Role As A Gay Mexican Astronaut in "Gay Jose Can You See By The Dawn's Early Light Number 2"

Johnny Depp To Reprise His Role As A Gay Mexican Astronaut in "Gay Jose Can You See By The Dawn's Early Light Number 2"

HOLLYWOOD - Johnny Depp was nominated for an Academy Award for his portrayal of Jose "Paquito" De Las Patitas, in the Columbia Pictures and Guacamole Films movie Gay Jose Can You See By The Dawn's Early Light. Depp did not win as he lost out to Ja...

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Funny story: The Real Reason Joe Jonas Dumped Demi Lovato

The Real Reason Joe Jonas Dumped Demi Lovato

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - There has been a lot of speculation as to why Joe Jonas dumped Demi Lovato. Some say that it was because she sings better than him. Others say it's because she is prettier than him. And still others say that it is because she has ma...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp To Teach Robert Pattinson How To Be A Right Proper Cockney Geezer

Johnny Depp To Teach Robert Pattinson How To Be A Right Proper Cockney Geezer

Robert Pattinson has announced that he wants to follow the trend set by David Bowie, John Travolta, and Madonna before him by re-inventing himself as a proper 'Cockney Geezer' like Jack 'Sparrer' the famous drunken movie pirate. And he's going to...

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Funny story: Tim Burton's New Movie Stars Johnny Depp

Tim Burton's New Movie Stars Johnny Depp

Tim Burton's new 3-D(isney) version of Winnie-The-Pooh starring Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Johnny Depp and Johnny Depp, stars Johnny Depp as Johnny Depp in a gothic Tig...

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Funny story: Depp in Deep trouble

Depp in Deep trouble

Johnny Depp has found himself in deep water this morning at the filming of his new movie Willie Wonkies choccie factory 2. The set which took 8 months to make, and was built entirely of chocolate and candy was found demolished this morning when...

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Funny story: Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, Johnny Depp, Britney Spears, and Donny Osmond To Star In The Remake of "Bonnie & Clyde"

Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, Johnny Depp, Britney Spears, and Donny Osmond To Star In The Remake of "Bonnie & Clyde"

HOLLYWOOD - Sand Castle Pictures in association with MGM has just announced that they have signed Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens to star in the remake of the Warren Beatty - Faye Dunaway depression days outlaw classic Bonnie and Clyde. Noted Italia...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp and Taylor Swift to Star As Keith Richards and Mick Jagger in Rolling Stones Biopic

Johnny Depp and Taylor Swift to Star As Keith Richards and Mick Jagger in Rolling Stones Biopic

The announcement of a Rolling Stones biopic by Hollywood has excited both the worlds of music and movies. Announcements of the stars drove fans even more wild to "Get No Satisfaction." Johnny Depp will play Keith Richards in the biopic. Said Dep...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp May Say No To 4th Pirates Movie

Johnny Depp May Say No To 4th Pirates Movie

Popular actor Johnny Depp allegedly told reporters Monday that he very well may skip doing the fourth in the "Pirates Of The Caribbean" movies. "For one thing, there are real pirates out there and they are committing their lives to get enough to l...

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Funny story: Ronnie Biggs dying wish to duet once more with Johnny Rotten, ex Sex Pistols, slightly deranged lead singer!

Ronnie Biggs dying wish to duet once more with Johnny Rotten, ex Sex Pistols, slightly deranged lead singer!

Ronny "the ex-train robber" Biggs has one last death wish, to unite once more with Johnny Rotten, ex Sex Pistols and issue a new album called "Never Mind the Fucking bollocks it wasn't me!" Johhny has already penned 10 titles and they are prese...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan, Rob Pattinson, Miley Cyrus, Brenda Song, Vanessa Hudgens, and Johnny Depp In Studio Free-for-all!

Lindsay Lohan, Rob Pattinson, Miley Cyrus, Brenda Song, Vanessa Hudgens, and Johnny Depp In Studio Free-for-all!

Hollywood Ca - A TV studio audience and millions of daytime TV viewers were left aghast when a gang of teen idols and Johnny Depp became embroiled in a mass brawl on live TV. Studio security guards were quick to intervene, but not before blood had be...

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