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Funny story: Johnny Depp To Reprise His Role As A Gay Mexican Astronaut in "Gay Jose Can You See By The Dawn's Early Light Number 2"

Johnny Depp To Reprise His Role As A Gay Mexican Astronaut in "Gay Jose Can You See By The Dawn's Early Light Number 2"

HOLLYWOOD - Johnny Depp was nominated for an Academy Award for his portrayal of Jose "Paquito" De Las Patitas, in the Columbia Pictures and Guacamole Films movie Gay Jose Can You See By The Dawn's Early Light. Depp did not win as he lost out to Ja...

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Funny story: The Real Reason Joe Jonas Dumped Demi Lovato

The Real Reason Joe Jonas Dumped Demi Lovato

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - There has been a lot of speculation as to why Joe Jonas dumped Demi Lovato. Some say that it was because she sings better than him. Others say it's because she is prettier than him. And still others say that it is because she has ma...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp To Teach Robert Pattinson How To Be A Right Proper Cockney Geezer

Johnny Depp To Teach Robert Pattinson How To Be A Right Proper Cockney Geezer

Robert Pattinson has announced that he wants to follow the trend set by David Bowie, John Travolta, and Madonna before him by re-inventing himself as a proper 'Cockney Geezer' like Jack 'Sparrer' the famous drunken movie pirate. And he's going to...

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Funny story: Tim Burton's New Movie Stars Johnny Depp

Tim Burton's New Movie Stars Johnny Depp

Tim Burton's new 3-D(isney) version of Winnie-The-Pooh starring Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Johnny Depp and Johnny Depp, stars Johnny Depp as Johnny Depp in a gothic Tig...

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Funny story: Depp in Deep trouble

Depp in Deep trouble

Johnny Depp has found himself in deep water this morning at the filming of his new movie Willie Wonkies choccie factory 2. The set which took 8 months to make, and was built entirely of chocolate and candy was found demolished this morning when...

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Funny story: Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, Johnny Depp, Britney Spears, and Donny Osmond To Star In The Remake of "Bonnie & Clyde"

Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, Johnny Depp, Britney Spears, and Donny Osmond To Star In The Remake of "Bonnie & Clyde"

HOLLYWOOD - Sand Castle Pictures in association with MGM has just announced that they have signed Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens to star in the remake of the Warren Beatty - Faye Dunaway depression days outlaw classic Bonnie and Clyde. Noted Italia...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp and Taylor Swift to Star As Keith Richards and Mick Jagger in Rolling Stones Biopic

Johnny Depp and Taylor Swift to Star As Keith Richards and Mick Jagger in Rolling Stones Biopic

The announcement of a Rolling Stones biopic by Hollywood has excited both the worlds of music and movies. Announcements of the stars drove fans even more wild to "Get No Satisfaction." Johnny Depp will play Keith Richards in the biopic. Said Dep...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp May Say No To 4th Pirates Movie

Johnny Depp May Say No To 4th Pirates Movie

Popular actor Johnny Depp allegedly told reporters Monday that he very well may skip doing the fourth in the "Pirates Of The Caribbean" movies. "For one thing, there are real pirates out there and they are committing their lives to get enough to l...

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Funny story: Ronnie Biggs dying wish to duet once more with Johnny Rotten, ex Sex Pistols, slightly deranged lead singer!

Ronnie Biggs dying wish to duet once more with Johnny Rotten, ex Sex Pistols, slightly deranged lead singer!

Ronny "the ex-train robber" Biggs has one last death wish, to unite once more with Johnny Rotten, ex Sex Pistols and issue a new album called "Never Mind the Fucking bollocks it wasn't me!" Johhny has already penned 10 titles and they are prese...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan, Rob Pattinson, Miley Cyrus, Brenda Song, Vanessa Hudgens, and Johnny Depp In Studio Free-for-all!

Lindsay Lohan, Rob Pattinson, Miley Cyrus, Brenda Song, Vanessa Hudgens, and Johnny Depp In Studio Free-for-all!

Hollywood Ca - A TV studio audience and millions of daytime TV viewers were left aghast when a gang of teen idols and Johnny Depp became embroiled in a mass brawl on live TV. Studio security guards were quick to intervene, but not before blood had be...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp To Star As A Gay Mexican Astronaut

Johnny Depp To Star As A Gay Mexican Astronaut

HOLLYWOOD, California - Columbia Pictures in association with Mexico's Guacamole Films has just announced that Johnny Depp will be starring in their motion picture "Gay Jose, Can You See By The Dawn's Early Light?" The movie which will be shot dow...

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Funny story: Depp, Fiennes sign for "Top-Cat" movie

Depp, Fiennes sign for "Top-Cat" movie

Johnny Depp and Ralph Fiennes are the first two stars to sign up for a live-action remake of "Top-Cat", announces Crud Pictures from LA. Fiennes is expected to take the part of Officer Dibble, after Jack Nicholson dropped out due to illness. Other...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp Takes on Role in Pirates of Somalia

Johnny Depp Takes on Role in Pirates of Somalia

United Nations, New York - The UN Security Council today took the unprecedented step of appointing Johnny Depp to lead the fight against the growing threat of pirates off the African coast. With maritime pirate attacks increasing worldwide at an alar...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp to be the new voice of Stephen Hawking

Johnny Depp to be the new voice of Stephen Hawking

World famous boffin, Stephen Hawking, has announced he is to have a total image makeover and he is starting with his voice. The recognizable computer staccato is to be replaced by none other that Captain Jack Sparrow actor, Johnny Depp. "The idea...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp returns to Stupid School

Johnny Depp returns to Stupid School

Johnny Depp has returned to school after close friend Tim Burton doubts in his ability to play an idiot. "You've lost your touch," Burton, 49, was heard to exclaim to Depp, 45, after the actor infamous for his darkly humorous role in Sweeney Todd...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp Checks in to Priory

Johnny Depp Checks in to Priory

My unknown, top-secret source, who is on very good terms with the Priory Rehabilitation Clinic, has revealed to me that they have seen Hollywood heartthrob Johnny Depp checking into one of the less exclusive rooms for treatment to a severe painkiller...

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Funny story: From Depp To Diapers

From Depp To Diapers

International Baby Nappies Giant Cuddles has reportedly offered Johnny Depp 30m dollars and nappies for life for any future child or grandchild he's going to have if he stars in a succession of television ads.

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