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Funny story: Tracker found down John Terry's pants

Tracker found down John Terry's pants

Following revelations that England Football Captain and Chelsea defender John Terry had a tracker planted under his car, further investigations have discovered that he also had a tracker planted in the Y of his Y-fronts. His lawyer Nick "Mr. Looph...

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Funny story: John Terry Happy With Hughes or Hiddink

John Terry Happy With Hughes or Hiddink

John Terry has told a press conference that he would be quite happy if either Guus Hiddink or Mark Hughes replaced Carlo Ancelotti as the Blues boss after the latter was released prematurely from his Stamford Bridge contract. " Guus Hiddink, Mark...

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Funny story: John Terry Insists Chelsea Can Still Win The Premier League

John Terry Insists Chelsea Can Still Win The Premier League

Sources close to Chelsea skipper John Terry say that he still insists that Chelsea can go on to lift the Premiership trophy from under the noses of Manchester United if the Blues win their final game of the season. Despite it being a mathematical...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Has Left His Extensive Soccer Ball Collection To President Hugo Chavez of Venezuela

Osama Bin Laden Has Left His Extensive Soccer Ball Collection To President Hugo Chavez of Venezuela

ABBOTTABAD, Pakistan - Reports coming out of the town of Abbottabad are stating that Osama Bin Laden had been collecting soccer balls for over 20 years. Most had been purchased over the Internet from Soccer Balls "R" Us which is one of the world's...

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Funny story: John Terry's Secret Weapon

John Terry's Secret Weapon

In astonishing scenes this morning in a Brompton Road cafe, Chelsea skipper John Terry revealed that he has a secret weapon, but then flatly refused to disclose whether or not he'd be using it against Manchester United in Sunday's title head to head...

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Funny story: Chelsea Pile On The Pressure In Title Race

Chelsea Pile On The Pressure In Title Race

Chelsea maintained the pressure on league leaders Manchester United last night with an emphatic 3-1 rout of Birmingham City; Kalou and a Malouda brace figuring on the score sheet. It must be worrying for the Blues though, that Fernando Torres exte...

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Funny story: Capello Issues "Please Sack Me" Plea

Capello Issues "Please Sack Me" Plea

The suspicion that Fabio Capello is wanting the Football Association to put him out of his misery and sack him was confirmed today when the beleaguered England boss reinstated John Terry as national captain. The decision to replace Rio Ferdinand a...

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Funny story: More Bad News For Japan

More Bad News For Japan

First there was the earthquake, next came the tsunami, and then the horror of the radiation leak. This last week has been one of the worst in Japan's history as a series of natural disasters has caused widespread devastation in the North East of t...

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Funny story: Chelsea Back Line Briefed In Karate

Chelsea Back Line Briefed In Karate

Chelsea defenders have been receiving special training in unarmed combat in preparation for tonight's clash with Manchester Utd. Skipper John Terry and his colleagues are determined not to be caught out by any surprise attacks launched on them by...

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Funny story: Masterchef Gets New Makeover

Masterchef Gets New Makeover

It was changes all round for popular cookery series Masterchef this week as the set underwent a massive facelift and the new format seemed to get the thumbs up from most viewers.One TV Critic however wasn't amused at the antics of one or two of the c...

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Funny story: Super Injunction Lifted! Drogba Got Malaria From Cheryl Cole

Super Injunction Lifted! Drogba Got Malaria From Cheryl Cole

A High Court judge has lifted a so-called "super injunction" obtained by the Chelsea footballer Didier Drogba and the media have been given the all clear to publish the sensational details. Cheryl Cole's ex husband Ashley Cole is said to be fuming...

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Funny story: Stunning New John Terry Revelations - It's All Here...

Stunning New John Terry Revelations - It's All Here...

Startling new revelations concerning John Terry are about to be revealed in this weekends News of the World but once again, I have the exclusive scoop. Following the lifting of yet another "super injunction" enforced on the media by a top celebrit...

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Funny story: Steven Gerrard And John Terry Don't Deny 'Knowing' Wayne Rooney Hooker Jennifer 'Juicy Jeni' Thompson

Steven Gerrard And John Terry Don't Deny 'Knowing' Wayne Rooney Hooker Jennifer 'Juicy Jeni' Thompson

As the UK is rocked by yet another scandal involving a footballer and a prostitute, Skoob Sports News elected to send our sports correspondent Donald Skoob (copyright Monkey Woods) out to smell some rats. Following revelations about Wayne Rooney p...

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Funny story: John Terry mistaken for giant rat and shot on West Yorkshire housing estate

John Terry mistaken for giant rat and shot on West Yorkshire housing estate

Footballer John Terry is recovering after being shot on a housing estate in West Yorkshire. The former England captain was mistaken for a 30 inch rat that had infested the area. Brandon Goddard, 31, who shot Terry, said voluminous vermin have been...

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Funny story: Vanessa Perroncel - 'I Didn't Do Anything Wrong'

Vanessa Perroncel - 'I Didn't Do Anything Wrong'

French lingerie model Vanessa Perroncel did not have an affair with John Terry, or any other Chelsea footballers, and she can't believe that her role in developments played any part in England's shoddy World Cup performance. Furthermore, she wasn'...

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Funny story: Fabio Capello Reveals The Real Reason England Played Shitly In The World Cup

Fabio Capello Reveals The Real Reason England Played Shitly In The World Cup

England coach Fabio Capello emerged from his meeting with FA bosses at Lancaster Gate yesterday knowing that his job was safe - for the moment, at least - but surprised many with his astonishing assertion that the team had underperformed because of t...

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Funny story: John Terry Demands Showdown With Fabio Capello Over Raoul Moat Publicity

John Terry Demands Showdown With Fabio Capello Over Raoul Moat Publicity

Sources inform us that former England skipper John Terry has demanded a showdown with England boss Fabio Capello over the unwarranted publicity accorded to Tyneside gun nutter Raoul Moat. It seems that Terry, who played no part in any disharmony b...

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